dan the rock yang
@realdanyang.bsky.social
I would’ve rather listened to a woman talk for 25 hours but that’s just me
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I would’ve rather listened to a woman talk for 25 hours but that’s just me
Anytime my bank has a “new message” for me it’s always some bullshit and never anything good like a coupon for free mcnuggets
March 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anytime my bank has a “new message” for me it’s always some bullshit and never anything good like a coupon for free mcnuggets
Ordered my papa johns at 1am to respect the boycott ✊🏼
March 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Ordered my papa johns at 1am to respect the boycott ✊🏼
must suck to be dalton knecht demoted from second white boy in charge to potentially fourth ranked white boy
February 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
must suck to be dalton knecht demoted from second white boy in charge to potentially fourth ranked white boy
signing up for tubi to watch the Super Bowl like I’m in damn north korea
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
signing up for tubi to watch the Super Bowl like I’m in damn north korea
Trading Luka is fatphobic
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Trading Luka is fatphobic
Oh my 1095-C form is ready? Why don't you 1095-C deez nuts
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh my 1095-C form is ready? Why don't you 1095-C deez nuts
How about NOSferatu and he’s going fast and furious
January 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
How about NOSferatu and he’s going fast and furious
thinking about the time I was at a tattoo shop and this lady wanted her four kids’ footprints tattooed on her and when she found out how much it would cost she just used one of her kids’ footprints four times
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
thinking about the time I was at a tattoo shop and this lady wanted her four kids’ footprints tattooed on her and when she found out how much it would cost she just used one of her kids’ footprints four times
Um yeah how about Luigi WOMANglione
December 11, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Um yeah how about Luigi WOMANglione
bro pass the arouse
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
bro pass the arouse
Starting to think the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade is selling out
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Starting to think the Macys Thanksgiving Day parade is selling out
played basketball three days in a row which makes me better than Joel Embiid by some metrics
November 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
played basketball three days in a row which makes me better than Joel Embiid by some metrics
I am going to do hate speech here
I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I am going to do hate speech here
Deandre Jordan shoots free throws like he’s just trying to get rid of the ball - not a care in the world where it goes
November 23, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Deandre Jordan shoots free throws like he’s just trying to get rid of the ball - not a care in the world where it goes
I will be showing hole at 9 followers
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I will be showing hole at 9 followers
Fuck the moon, sun heads rise up
November 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Fuck the moon, sun heads rise up
This the kind of shit you could never see on twitter
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
This the kind of shit you could never see on twitter
Ugh so now I have to post hole to IG, TikTok, Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky? 😵💫
November 22, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Ugh so now I have to post hole to IG, TikTok, Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky? 😵💫
she blue on my sky til I dot social
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 AM
she blue on my sky til I dot social
yeah follow me at realdanyang.dogpenis.fart
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 AM
yeah follow me at realdanyang.dogpenis.fart
How about blue guys and it’s the blue man group or some shit I dunno
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
How about blue guys and it’s the blue man group or some shit I dunno