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don’t get me wrong
how do you describe a sequence of events without implying that the earlier events caused the later ones?
May 14, 2023 at 4:26 PM
A restaurant told me they don’t take reservations “to keep it fair” and I am thinking about what sort of internal model of “fairness” that fits into.
May 14, 2023 at 1:18 PM
This is a serious question: Why are products offered in different colors?
May 14, 2023 at 3:58 AM
From gatekeeper to stair master, the Jack Dorsey story
May 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Pachelbel’s Canon hold music on the pediatrician office phone line? Is there an option for me to simply punch myself repeatedly in the face until you pick up the phone instead?
May 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Wild how “telling people how to feel” doesn’t work
May 2, 2023 at 6:46 PM
gotta find out if jery ever get ipad
May 2, 2023 at 3:23 PM
The word hellthread is redundant because all threads are hell
May 1, 2023 at 5:03 PM
SAND
employee
use only
April 30, 2023 at 3:24 PM
this book called “But Is It Art?” was required reading for one of my college art classes and everyone called it “But Is It Fart?”

This is my whole contribution to AI art discourse.
April 29, 2023 at 3:32 PM
What a day
April 28, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Dental hygienist just told me that brushing my teeth twice a day instead of once would be 50% more brushing while my mouth was full of dental instruments so i couldn’t “actually…”

Devastated.
April 28, 2023 at 9:54 PM
Thank god @skatie420.bsky.social made it onto here. Platform massively enhanced.
April 28, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Seeing a lot of live music cold sober lately and it honestly rules. Just swaying. Feeling the music in my body. No rider required.
April 28, 2023 at 3:53 AM
livin the dream
April 28, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Up in the sky.
April 27, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I like to play rocket league until I win because then i get to play a lot 😊
April 27, 2023 at 10:40 PM
I was trying to figure out how to find the people i wanted to follow on here and then i alit upon the answer: go look at who @visa.bsky.social follows.

worked.
April 27, 2023 at 8:52 PM
a dump truck full of sand, and a dump truck dumping its load of sand. and a sun in the sky, and a block of cheese with a slice cut off, also in the sky
April 26, 2023 at 3:27 AM
i am told that this extremely cool
plant is called a fiddlehead fern.
April 26, 2023 at 2:21 AM
poast
April 25, 2023 at 4:13 AM
😃
April 22, 2023 at 2:30 PM
just setting up my bsky
April 21, 2023 at 5:27 PM