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Captain Danger
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Professional chemtrail pilot. Former head of state now living in exile. Personal golf caddy to Mr. T. Willing to go mainstream for a price.
These emails, just wow...
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I really hope Bill Clinton isn't in the Epstein files, I'll have to get rid of my Clinton hat and my Clinton sneakers and my Clinton cologne and my Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I'll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
What will I do with my Bill Clinton Bible?
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I forgot my ID at the grocery store today and they wouldn't let me buy bread
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When do we get our "MedBed" cards? Asking for a friend
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Disney isn't reinstating Jimmy because they support free speech, they're doing it because they lost billions. Cancel your Disney subscription if you haven't already and send the message that we aren't falling for it. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CD
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I want anyone not properly mourning Robert Redford to be investigated and fired from their jobs
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All we know and have seen points to him having had a stroke. Expect nothing from Bullshit Barbie or anyone else confirming this but he will not be allowed in front of cameras anytime soon.
September 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Administration blames Trump's hand bruising and swollen ankles on too much hand shaking and Biden.
August 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Federal authorities have released a map of high crime areas in DC
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mike Johnson saw a shadow and got scared so six more weeks of Epstein!
July 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
July 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If you or someone you know has ever or you have ever wanted to or you live somewhere and like to do it or have ever created it or want to create it then like this post
April 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now that fraud is legal I'm looking for suggestions for good beginner fraud/scams to make quick money. TIA.
April 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He is just so fucking stupid it's unbelievable. I don't even need to say who "he" is, you just know
February 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We are living in the dumbest fucking timeline of my life right now
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM