Allen Roenker Jr.
realallenr.bsky.social
Allen Roenker Jr.
@realallenr.bsky.social
I’m a person. :-)
I submit that if you aren’t a fan of:
Stand By Me
or
A Few Good Men
or
The Princess Bride
or
When Harry Met Sally
or
This Is Spinal Tap
or
Misery
or
Didn’t think “Meathead” was a good foil for Archie…
YOU ARE UN-American and a miserable piece of shit
or
You are Donald J. Trump
RIP Mr. “Di Bergi”
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So the Disney+ new Beatles Anthology is missing a good amount of the original 2003 version. Live concert footage and interviews like this whole segment have been cut. You couldn’t just add to it?
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I heard the beardo JV Vance likes funny memes with sombreros. Thanks Stephen!
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The President Is Unwell
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Wonder why Disney’s stocks are plunging? This could be a reason. Dutch Television
#ArjenLubach
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Sorry MAGA. That's Trump's signature.

Compare it to the one on his letter to me.

You would've been smarter (lol) to claim it was a copy or tracing or a xerox or stolen from my letter but no... you're not smarter.
September 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
John Alfred Paulson named as an Epstein conspirator???
Hmmmm…
September 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
NO ONE believes you, Ghislaine. Not a soul.
August 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Thou shalt not complain about crime in D.C. when you’re a convicted felon who incited a violent mob to attack Congress with the goal of hanging your own vice-president.

Oh also, thou shalt not complain about crime when you just transferred a convicted pedophile to a luxury resort prison.
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So, I guess THIS is “crime, bloodshed, bedlam, squalor & worse” in Washington, D.C.
Also, don’t forget the big beautiful bill also cut millions of dollars of funding for D.C. police. @thegodpodcast.com please, make it make sense.
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Black Sabbath T-shirt. Made in Birmingham?
Nah, made in Honduras.
#BlackSabbath #Ozzy #Birmingham #BackToTheBeginning
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Mr. President, what did you think Epstein was stealing those women for?
#keitholbermann
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When your dog thinks you are their human pillow. #Clyde
July 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We are barely 6 months in and he's talking about deporting citizens to foreign prison camps. Not a thing has been done to help people afford medication, afford a home, save for retirement, lower the price of groceries, or any of the actual issues. All we've seen is performative cruelty. Thanks Trump
July 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When it’s gay pride month but is also so close to the 4th of July.
June 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Art is fun .
June 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Best part of the parade. Happy Belated Birthday, diaper Don. Thanks Stephen & Jimmy!
June 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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When NO KINGS reigns over your parade.

#SAD 🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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So it was the "No Kings" marches versus the "No Crowds" parade
June 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can now say I’ve seen a zebra “fly”. #Edthezebra
June 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Truth.
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Bruuuuuuuce !!
May 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Good call Bob Iger

What a shock! Whoring yourself out to blackmailers gets you not freedom...but only more blackmail 🤦🏼‍♂️
May 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM