ScottClean
@readmore248.bsky.social
If sarcasm and cynicism are a disease. Put me on life support. Love science, comics, gaming, animals and aquariums. Dislike Trump, bigots, and misinformation.
You know that post that goes "I think an average person should compete in the Olympics for comparison". That's happening in science right now. But the unqualified think they're actually competing. It's like watching your neighbor try to lecture Usain Bolt on how to improve his running stance
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You know that post that goes "I think an average person should compete in the Olympics for comparison". That's happening in science right now. But the unqualified think they're actually competing. It's like watching your neighbor try to lecture Usain Bolt on how to improve his running stance
OMG those poor generals listening to the frat boy FOX news host lecture to them. Hegseth's military knowledge couldn't fill a thimble
September 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
OMG those poor generals listening to the frat boy FOX news host lecture to them. Hegseth's military knowledge couldn't fill a thimble
I will never understand an administration that fears Tylenol, dyes, and vaccines but loves raw milk and pollution
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I will never understand an administration that fears Tylenol, dyes, and vaccines but loves raw milk and pollution
It's mind boggling to me how absolutely terrified this administration has to be to attack comedians. They are so weak they fear being taken apart by a talk show monologue
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's mind boggling to me how absolutely terrified this administration has to be to attack comedians. They are so weak they fear being taken apart by a talk show monologue
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I feel like Jason Statham movies are just spin offs of Dirty Jobs. The Transporter, The Mechanic, The Beekeeper, A Working Man.
September 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I feel like Jason Statham movies are just spin offs of Dirty Jobs. The Transporter, The Mechanic, The Beekeeper, A Working Man.
3D printing is AMAZING! Now my clutter costs less and arrives faster than Amazon Prime!
September 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
3D printing is AMAZING! Now my clutter costs less and arrives faster than Amazon Prime!
I am upgrading my gaming PC and I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas to get here
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am upgrading my gaming PC and I feel like a kid waiting for Christmas to get here
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Projection graffiti 🤍
July 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Projection graffiti 🤍
Everytime I watch a Western, I'm convinced I'd die of heat stroke long before my first gunfight.
July 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Everytime I watch a Western, I'm convinced I'd die of heat stroke long before my first gunfight.
I think my superpower is how much Chinese food I can fit in my stomach
July 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think my superpower is how much Chinese food I can fit in my stomach
My horrible taste in movies will keep me humble no matter how far I go in life.
July 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My horrible taste in movies will keep me humble no matter how far I go in life.
My new breakfast cereal is just mini peanut butter cups in melted ice cream. It's the part of the complete breakfast no one talks about
July 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My new breakfast cereal is just mini peanut butter cups in melted ice cream. It's the part of the complete breakfast no one talks about
Today I used the Amazon app to see what was in the box that arrived. I needed to know if it was worth getting off the couch to open it tonight. It wasn't
July 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today I used the Amazon app to see what was in the box that arrived. I needed to know if it was worth getting off the couch to open it tonight. It wasn't
This dude is running out of runway. Not turning a profit, burning through cash. Investors have to be wary after his slight-of-hand with Twitter after destroying it. When Robotaxi flops, it's going to put another big dent in his persona.
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
Exclusive: Musk's xAI is on track to raise $5 billion in fresh debt, following modest demand
Elon Musk's xAI is on track to close on a $5 billion debt raise led by Morgan Stanley, despite tepid investor demand, according to two people familiar with the matter.
www.reuters.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This dude is running out of runway. Not turning a profit, burning through cash. Investors have to be wary after his slight-of-hand with Twitter after destroying it. When Robotaxi flops, it's going to put another big dent in his persona.
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
www.reuters.com/business/fin...
I can only assume "national priorities" includes longer lasting orange face paint and hair regrowth formulas.
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FDA to offer faster drug reviews to companies promoting 'national priorities'
The Food and Drug Administration says it will begin offering faster reviews to new medicines that align with Trump administration priorities for Americans' health.
apnews.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can only assume "national priorities" includes longer lasting orange face paint and hair regrowth formulas.
apnews.com/article/fda-...
apnews.com/article/fda-...
It's like watching some drunk alpha male in a bar. ICE is constantly looking for anything to pick fights and use force.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/bra...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/bra...
Brad Lander, New York City comptroller and mayoral candidate, not charged following arrest at immigration court
Brad Lander was escorting a defendant out of immigration court in Manhattan when he was "taken by masked agents and detained by ICE," his campaign spokesperson said.
abcnews.go.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's like watching some drunk alpha male in a bar. ICE is constantly looking for anything to pick fights and use force.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/bra...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/bra...
Can't believe we live in a time where we need someone to ask the president to stop mentioning who we are tracking and actively thinking of killing.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Trump demands Iran’s ‘unconditional surrender’ and says US won’t kill supreme leader ‘for now’ – latest updates
US president says Ayatollah Khamenei is ‘easy target’ and suggests US ‘patience is wearing thin’
www.theguardian.com
June 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Can't believe we live in a time where we need someone to ask the president to stop mentioning who we are tracking and actively thinking of killing.
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
Loving the whole "were going after all criminal illegals, but also the non-criminals and students, but wait not the workers, except in dem cities, but also them too again." It smacks of 4D chess
June 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Loving the whole "were going after all criminal illegals, but also the non-criminals and students, but wait not the workers, except in dem cities, but also them too again." It smacks of 4D chess
I am so ashamed my former unit became nothing but cheerleaders for a politician. The 82nd was meant to be All American, not MAGA-first.
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am so ashamed my former unit became nothing but cheerleaders for a politician. The 82nd was meant to be All American, not MAGA-first.
Whenever there is a sign language interpreter present for an announcement, I have no idea what's being said. I'm not listening, just watching the interpretive hand dance going on having no idea what it means.
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whenever there is a sign language interpreter present for an announcement, I have no idea what's being said. I'm not listening, just watching the interpretive hand dance going on having no idea what it means.
Troops cheering on Trump's political rhetoric undermines the professionalism of the military and civilian trust in it. I can't believe they demonstrated such lack of discipline and tact.
June 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Troops cheering on Trump's political rhetoric undermines the professionalism of the military and civilian trust in it. I can't believe they demonstrated such lack of discipline and tact.
I cannot believe the paratroopers cheering in uniform behind Trump. Act like professionals and not cheerleaders.
June 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I cannot believe the paratroopers cheering in uniform behind Trump. Act like professionals and not cheerleaders.