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Kari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time

Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the AZ firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself, eventually

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#election
#GregStanton
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Kari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time - The Mocking Post
Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment, the Arizona firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Influencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves

The influencer class has become our modern clergy, they blessing products, cursing restaurants, and performing miracles like turning vanity into income.

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#influencers
#socialmedia
#society
Influencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves - The Mocking Post
Influencers have replaced faith with filters, turning self-promotion into worship and bad Yelp reviews into divine punishment.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday

Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds of regret in under a week.

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#health
#instantgratification
#lifestyle
#women
Woman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday - The Mocking Post
A woman ditches liposuction for the salad bar, then grows outraged that kale doesn’t offer overnight shipping on abs.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If DEI Protected Against Weight Bias, Half of America Would Suddenly Love It

Critics hate DEI when it’s about race. But if hiring bias shifted to weight, suddenly two-thirds of America would be waving rainbow-colored DEI flags.

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#DEI
#politics
#weight
If DEI Protected Against Weight Bias, Half of America Would Suddenly Love It - The Mocking Post
Satire exposes DEI hypocrisy: critics rail against race-based equity, but with 70% of Americans overweight, they’d cheer if DEI stopped companies from hiring only the slim.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump Deploys Guards to D.C. and Chicago While Red States Get Free Disney Tickets

When the cities he targets aren’t even in the worst states for violence, it’s hard to spin this as a crime-fighting mission.

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#hypocrisy
#nationalguard
#politics
#trump
Trump Deploys Guards to D.C. and Chicago While Red States Get Free Disney Tickets - The Mocking Post
Trump sends National Guard to Democrat cities instead of states with highest murder rates. We break down the top 10 states, their senators, party control—and where guards “should” be, if this were ser...
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October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Detox Teas That Melt Fat Fast: Science Says They Drain Your Wallet, Not Your Waistline

Detox teas promise miracles, celebrity endorsements swear by them, and science says they just flush out money faster than toxins.

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#fitness
#health
#satire
#scams
#wellness
Detox Teas That Melt Fat Fast: Science Says They Drain Your Wallet, Not Your Waistline - The Mocking Post
Detox teas promise fast fat loss and body “reset,” but scientists confirm the only thing they truly cleanse is your bank account. Satire
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October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion

Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism, as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses.

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BREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion - The Mocking Post
Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism, as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses.
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October 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Men Against Trans Rights Confirmed to Be Expecting, Due Any Minute

The loudest men against trans rights look like they’re nursing twins, expecting triplets, and auditioning to breastfeed the hypocrisy right out of themselves.

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#lgbtq
#hypocrisy
#politics
Men Against Trans Rights Confirmed to Be Expecting, Due Any Minute - The Mocking Post
Satire skewers men opposing trans rights, pointing out their sagging chests, pregnancy-shaped guts, and uncanny resemblance to what they fear most.
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October 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Gavin Newsom Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Calls It “Rigged Like a Leaf Blower”

Gavin Newsom wins the Nobel Peace Prize for political leadership, while Trump insists he was “robbed by Norway” and wants a recount.

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#NobelPrize
#politics
#trump
Gavin Newsom Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Calls It “Rigged Like a Leaf Blower” - The Mocking Post
Satire: Gavin Newsom receives the Nobel Peace Prize for “keeping calm in a country on fire,” prompting Trump to call the award corrupt and demand his own medal.
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October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Founding Fathers Issue Statement from the Afterlife: “Don’t Fuck With Our Constitution. No Kings!”

From the afterlife, America’s Founding Fathers release a rare joint statement: “Don’t mess with our Constitution. No kings. Seriously, we meant it the first time.”

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Founding Fathers Issue Statement from the Afterlife: “Don’t Fuck With Our Constitution. Still No Kings!” - The Mocking Post
In a heavenly press conference, America’s Founding Fathers issue a statement reminding the nation that the Constitution wasn’t a suggestion.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
GOP Calls “No Kings” March Anti-American, Forgetting America’s Entire Origin Story.

Protesters rally under the banner “No Kings,” prompting GOP outrage and a reminder that 1776 was basically the same event minus the Wi-Fi.

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GOP Calls “No Kings” March Anti-American, Forgetting America’s Entire Origin Story - The Mocking Post
Conservatives denounce the “No Kings” March as anti-American, seemingly unaware that the Founding Fathers invented the idea.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nation Prepares for “No Kings” March, Conservatives Bracing for Outbreak of Democracy.

Officials brace for the “No Kings” March as conservatives warn of mass democracy exposure and protesters prepare to celebrate America’s original rebellion.

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Nation Prepares for “No Kings” March, Conservatives Bracing for Outbreak of Democracy - The Mocking Post
Officials brace for the “No Kings” March as conservatives warn of mass democracy exposure and protesters prepare to celebrate America’s original rebellion.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Great American Freedom-Off: Who’s the Freest of Them All? Contestants from across the nation battle for ultimate independence in a reality show that rewards whoever breaks the most rules while insisting they’re law-abiding citizens.

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#competition
#freedom
The Great American Freedom-Off: Who’s the Freest of Them All? - The Mocking Post
A satire on America’s obsession with personal freedom, where contestants compete to prove who’s the most independent — even if it means breaking every rule.
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October 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Scientists Confirm Straight Couples Responsible for Every Gay Person on Earth

Gay people don’t make more gay people, straight couples do. Which means if you hate gay people, maybe stop having sex, Karen and Chad.

#culture
#hypocrisy
#LGBTQ
#satire
#science

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Scientists Confirm Straight Couples Responsible for Every Gay Person on Earth - The Mocking Post
A satirical report finds straight couples are solely responsible for producing gay people, raising questions about why homophobes keep reproducing.
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October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
MAGA Declares “I Am Charlie,” Accidentally Admits They Too Oppose Logic

“I Am Charlie” is the new MAGA slogan. But standing with Kirk really means defending shaky beliefs on race, guns, and logic itself.

#CharlieKirk #hypocrisy #MAGA

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MAGA Declares “I Am Charlie,” Accidentally Admits They Too Oppose Logic - The Mocking Post
MAGA’s “I Am Charlie” chant pledges loyalty to Charlie Kirk, but standing with him mostly means embracing contradictions and shaky beliefs.
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October 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MAGA Psychic Farmer Files for Bankruptcy, Shocked He Didn’t See It Coming

Farmers overwhelmingly backed Trump, but one psychic farmer learned the hard way that bankruptcy is easier to predict with numbers than with vibes and lack of education.

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MAGA Psychic Farmer Files for Bankruptcy, Shocked He Didn’t See It Coming - The Mocking Post
A MAGA-supporting psychic farmer who voted for Trump filed for bankruptcy, ironically failing to predict his own financial collapse.
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October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Only in America Can a Felon Blame Felons and Immigrants
A convicted felon with an immigrant spouse tells America that felons and immigrants are the problem. The audience applauds, then asks for an encore.
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Only in America Can a Felon Blame Felons and Immigrants - The Mocking Post
A convicted felon with a naturalized-citizen spouse convinces voters that felons and immigrants are the real threat. America’s greatest magic trick.
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October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Was Black?

Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who looked nothing like the America-first figure in his imagination.

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Would Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Was Black? - The Mocking Post
Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who looked nothing like the America-first figure in his imagination.
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September 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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All-Female Nightclub Shuts Down After Night of Eternal Waiting - The Mocking Post
An all-female nightclub experiment in New York closed after patrons spent the night waiting for someone else to buy drinks.
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September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trump Went to Alaska, Treated Putin Visit Like Celebrity Meet-and-Greet

The president’s excitement to have Putin encounter echoed less statesmanship, more autograph signing at a high school gym.
#trump #putin #alaskasummit #politics

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Trump Went to Alaska, Treated Putin Visit Like Celebrity Meet-and-Greet - The Mocking Post
Trump’s enthusiasm for a potential Putin encounter in Alaska resembled fan behavior, raising questions about politics as celebrity culture.
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August 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Death of Common Sense in the Age of Outrage.
After a long, quiet battle with social media, Common Sense has passed away. It's survived by its louder, less qualified cousins.

#commonsense #culturaldecline #misinformation #opinionfatigue #socialmedia #tiktoklogic

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The Death of Common Sense in the Age of Outrage - The Mocking Post
A satirical obituary for Common Sense, reflecting on its slow decline and ultimate demise in the age of outrage and overconfidence.
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August 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WNBA Referees Confuse Foul Calls With Interpretive Dance
After Caitlin Clark’s injury drew no whistle, officials appeared more focused on abstract hand movements than, say, the actual game unfolding before them.

#wnba #caitlynclark #angelreese

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WNBA Referees Confuse Foul Calls With Interpretive Dance - The Mocking Post
Caitlin Clark’s injury reignites debate over WNBA officiating as referees seem to mistake foul calls for avant-garde performance art.
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August 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM