Emma
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Emma
@readingmilf.bsky.social
· Mar 5
My favorite conspiracy theories:
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
I sent my parents of my nexplanon removal site to my parents group chat - my dad tells my mom
“Emma cut herself — but not like she is upset with herself!”
Welp. Dad. Lol thanks for clearing that up, I guess.
“Emma cut herself — but not like she is upset with herself!”
Welp. Dad. Lol thanks for clearing that up, I guess.
July 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I sent my parents of my nexplanon removal site to my parents group chat - my dad tells my mom
“Emma cut herself — but not like she is upset with herself!”
Welp. Dad. Lol thanks for clearing that up, I guess.
“Emma cut herself — but not like she is upset with herself!”
Welp. Dad. Lol thanks for clearing that up, I guess.
The Boomer Ellipses makes me unreasonably upset………
March 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Boomer Ellipses makes me unreasonably upset………
Remember when you weren’t allowed to chew gum in school… like it was a writeup-able offense? … wild. What a dumb rule
March 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember when you weren’t allowed to chew gum in school… like it was a writeup-able offense? … wild. What a dumb rule
Painted this baby yoda x Darth Maul cross — and I just this he is the cutest thing ever
March 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Painted this baby yoda x Darth Maul cross — and I just this he is the cutest thing ever
My favorite conspiracy theories:
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My favorite conspiracy theories:
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
1. Things will get better
2. Birds aren’t real
3. God
I hate a “Reply-All” … please, STOP.
March 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I hate a “Reply-All” … please, STOP.
I feel like I can’t appreciate Gracie Abrams as much as I could have in 2016 .. just doesn’t hurt as much when you are happy and married lolol
February 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like I can’t appreciate Gracie Abrams as much as I could have in 2016 .. just doesn’t hurt as much when you are happy and married lolol
My husband is traveling this week.. and I just realized I have to get everything for myself now. What in the world!?
February 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My husband is traveling this week.. and I just realized I have to get everything for myself now. What in the world!?
Tried to get my toddler to say “I love you” he said I love boobie — fair enough kid.
February 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Tried to get my toddler to say “I love you” he said I love boobie — fair enough kid.
Reposted by Emma
4 months no drinking! - 123 days 🫶🏽
February 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
4 months no drinking! - 123 days 🫶🏽
I had a dream I walked in on my husband cheating on me.. my feelings have been hurt all day.
February 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I had a dream I walked in on my husband cheating on me.. my feelings have been hurt all day.
Me at 4am reading #dramione
a woman is sitting in front of a laptop and says oh my god i need help .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a laptop and says oh my god i need help .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me at 4am reading #dramione
Ah, toddler sleep regression— the chaotic, soul-crushing rite of passage where your once-sleeping child suddenly decides that night is for existential crises and unreasonable demands. Don’t worry, this is temporary (even if it feels like you’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of 3 AM negotiations)
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ah, toddler sleep regression— the chaotic, soul-crushing rite of passage where your once-sleeping child suddenly decides that night is for existential crises and unreasonable demands. Don’t worry, this is temporary (even if it feels like you’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of 3 AM negotiations)
10 years ago I thought metastasized ment moron, and it still keeps me up at night… I can still see the looks of shame from the people around the table.
January 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
10 years ago I thought metastasized ment moron, and it still keeps me up at night… I can still see the looks of shame from the people around the table.
How does one go about rebranding a bubble personality to dark academia? Asking for me…
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
How does one go about rebranding a bubble personality to dark academia? Asking for me…
New selftalk unlocked “stay alive long enough to read the next empyrean book”
#onyxstorm #booksky #booktok
#onyxstorm #booksky #booktok
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
New selftalk unlocked “stay alive long enough to read the next empyrean book”
#onyxstorm #booksky #booktok
#onyxstorm #booksky #booktok
If your partner ever tells you that their electric kit is silent, and you won’t hear their “silent” drums… just know you will. Ooooh you will hear it.
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If your partner ever tells you that their electric kit is silent, and you won’t hear their “silent” drums… just know you will. Ooooh you will hear it.
January 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Happy Birthday to me ✨
31 or as I have been told “30-fun”
Looking forward to this next trip around the sun 🌞 ♒️
31 or as I have been told “30-fun”
Looking forward to this next trip around the sun 🌞 ♒️
January 23, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Happy Birthday to me ✨
31 or as I have been told “30-fun”
Looking forward to this next trip around the sun 🌞 ♒️
31 or as I have been told “30-fun”
Looking forward to this next trip around the sun 🌞 ♒️
Its been 2 days… TWO DAYS. One, Two.
I am just full of rage.
I am just full of rage.
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Its been 2 days… TWO DAYS. One, Two.
I am just full of rage.
I am just full of rage.