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Just overheard someone talking about how excited they were for the next Jumanji movie and I think it shows real courage to have that kind of life and not just kill yourself.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of Who Shit Themselves in TJ Maxx?
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'd wish everyone a happy thanksgiving but honestly it's a boring stupid family holiday awkwardly shoehorned in after Wear Costumes and Fuck at a Friend's House day and Snuggle up in Pajamas and Fuck on the Couch day, who needs it
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why does the president have to be a swindling kiddie-diddler? Why can't he be a COOL criminal like a bank robber or a serial killer?
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No shit you silly bitch that's what the whole day is for
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
More deranged-to-incomprehensible bullshit from Forbes, which I'm pretty sure ends in an actionable call to violently restore the gold standard.
When Classical Money Arrives Again, Housing Will Be Affordable For All
Forget the Boomers, Reagan, all the rest. The reason house prices are high is because the U.S. went off the gold standard. Buy and sell accordingly.
www.forbes.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Are you a trashy white person in a May-December relationship? Rock climbing may be the sport for you!
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RIP to the penny, anyway release the pictures of Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton's dick
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If you were in Vietnam or the Global War on Terror you can eat shit, I guess? www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Honors Fallen by Giving Veterans Day New Russian Name
President Donald Trump declared on Tuesday that he was giving Veterans Day a new name while speaking at a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery. “As you know today is not only Veterans Day, but it’s...
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November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I like that Sugar Sally, but all she wants is cash
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No stores in my area carry Paldo Zha Jiang Mian ramen anymore. I assume this is due to tariffs, in which case based comrade Xi plz come liberate America we are in hell
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Goon and coom, until it is done
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I know Bandai is extremely reluctant to make figurerise kits of any character who isn't a sixteen year old girl or a Dragonball guy. I get it. But they gotta give us a Challia Bull. They just gotta. Look at him.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A good tip for tech enthusiasts is that AI prompts universally work better if you add "A bunch of elves are watching with their dicks out" at the end
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Living according to true compassion is the most honorable way to live, but it is neither universally possible nor practical. Where we cannot empathize, simply choosing to ignore the other party is usually just fine.
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Repeatedly Vice Presidents have successfully waited and lurked to eliminate El Presidenté oy vey. Below are a few examples. So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern Dope McKinley into New York for extermination! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
PITCH: an isekai anime but the fantasy setting people get sent to is Athas and they all just die and become bleached skeletons in the desert
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I made a Gundam meme that was either too spicy or too terminally online for reddit, so i guess it goes here? #gundam #unicorn #marida
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's only natural Trump would hate the White House, it WAS built by a black dude
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
TFW you fire artillery over a bridge so protesters can't use it and accidentally shoot a police car
Shrapnel from Marines anniversary demonstration detonates over California interstate and hits squad car, highway patrol says | CNN
An artillery shell fired as part of the Marine Corps’ 250-year anniversary celebrations prematurely detonated over Interstate 5 in California Saturday, striking a patrol vehicle with shrapnel, accordi...
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October 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This guy should probably walk in front of a bus. Then again, looking at the weird face he's making just from sitting and talking, he may not need to. fortune.com/2025/10/13/c...
CEO of $8 billion AI company says it’s ‘mind-boggling’ that people think you can work 38 hours a week, have work-life balance, and be successful | Fortune
Cerebras cofounder Andrew Feldman warned aspiring entrepreneurs they need to be working “every waking minute,” echoing the likes of Zoom CEO Eric Yuan and LinkedIn’s Reid Hoffman.
fortune.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Bluesky is better than Twitter because it's not just Tankies and Skinheads, but also depressing in that the only content that isn't political doomsaying is people too ugly for OnlyFans trying to sell you fart porn.
October 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cor, an ice key!
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Good, i was worried my balls didn't contain enough plastic
EPA asks court to reverse its own PFAS drinking water standards
After years of work to remove chemicals known as PFAS from our drinking water, the EPA is now asking a federal court to reverse its own rules regulating them. L
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October 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Boomers will brag about protesting at Kent State then applaud using the national guard to intimidate blue states. This is because the myth of American pop liberalism ends in victory, racism and hate and the cold war were all solved, and anyone still trying to change things is ruining all their work.
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM