Ray Bendici
@raybendici.bsky.social
Guy who writes stuff—from legit education-based articles to genre-breaking humor to simply damned content—and some stuff in between. More (or less) at: raybendici.com
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Ray-Bendici/author/B00DVQYV1O
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Ray-Bendici/author/B00DVQYV1O
Me: Whew! Cleared the driveway.
The Wind: No you didn’t.
The Wind: No you didn’t.
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Me: Whew! Cleared the driveway.
The Wind: No you didn’t.
The Wind: No you didn’t.
If the first cut is the deepest, is the last one more of a scratch?
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If the first cut is the deepest, is the last one more of a scratch?
All those guys getting Viagra when all they need are the green M&Ms ….
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
All those guys getting Viagra when all they need are the green M&Ms ….
Like many, I own my mistakes—but I am open to renting or leasing them out. Name your price!
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Like many, I own my mistakes—but I am open to renting or leasing them out. Name your price!
Funny no one ever thanks the sour tween Jeebus.
October 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Funny no one ever thanks the sour tween Jeebus.
Connecticut Halloween Events 2025 – Damned Connecticut
www.damnedct.com
September 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
But what if people aren't done with you?
September 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
But what if people aren't done with you?
Why can’t anyone get taliating right the first time?
September 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Why can’t anyone get taliating right the first time?
I’d say I’ve gone off the rails but I’m not sure I was on track for anything anyway
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’d say I’ve gone off the rails but I’m not sure I was on track for anything anyway
Am I delulu for thinking that there's something skibidi about the new words being added to the dictionary?
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Am I delulu for thinking that there's something skibidi about the new words being added to the dictionary?
It’s sad that the current supervillains have given and are just going to rely on AI to conquer the world for them. What happened to the artistry of using a nuke in a fault line or dropping a colossal squid on NYC? #sad
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s sad that the current supervillains have given and are just going to rely on AI to conquer the world for them. What happened to the artistry of using a nuke in a fault line or dropping a colossal squid on NYC? #sad
You mean "officially" now? Because I've got a stack of dollars if you have a stack of donuts that they're already doing this.
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You mean "officially" now? Because I've got a stack of dollars if you have a stack of donuts that they're already doing this.
I'm never quite sure how I get there, but getting to a sentence that includes American healthcare, Ivan the Terrible, and powdered unicorn penis always seems like a successful #writing journey.
August 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm never quite sure how I get there, but getting to a sentence that includes American healthcare, Ivan the Terrible, and powdered unicorn penis always seems like a successful #writing journey.
Stick with me on this: If we shorten each hour by 2.5 minutes, we could add 1 whole extra hour to every day! And think what you could do with that extra time—take up a new hobby, read or sleep more, or even boost your math skills. #winning
August 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Stick with me on this: If we shorten each hour by 2.5 minutes, we could add 1 whole extra hour to every day! And think what you could do with that extra time—take up a new hobby, read or sleep more, or even boost your math skills. #winning
The good guy was ... an actual good guy! He was nice and kind to everyone, and still saved the day, which sounds simplistic but gosh, it works!
August 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The good guy was ... an actual good guy! He was nice and kind to everyone, and still saved the day, which sounds simplistic but gosh, it works!
After all these years, I'm not sure that I'm hungry like the wolf as much as I'm peckish like the fox.
July 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
After all these years, I'm not sure that I'm hungry like the wolf as much as I'm peckish like the fox.
Looks like those danged pigeons in the park finally got their revenge ... #rip (rest in parody)
variety.com/2025/music/o...
variety.com/2025/music/o...
Tom Lehrer, Influential Satirist Whose Topical Songs Poked and Prodded America in the ’50s and ’60s, Dies at 97
Tom Lehrer, an influential musical satirist who came to fame with songs addressing topical events in the '50s and '60s, has died at age 97.
variety.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Looks like those danged pigeons in the park finally got their revenge ... #rip (rest in parody)
variety.com/2025/music/o...
variety.com/2025/music/o...
lol! Does feeling like an imposter also count as a "superpower"?
July 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
lol! Does feeling like an imposter also count as a "superpower"?
Ozzy’s last performance was in front of thousands of adoring fans, a perfect sendoff. Hulk Hogan’s last appearance on RAW, he got booed out of the building by apathetic fans calling him a fraud ... also a perfect sendoff.
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ozzy’s last performance was in front of thousands of adoring fans, a perfect sendoff. Hulk Hogan’s last appearance on RAW, he got booed out of the building by apathetic fans calling him a fraud ... also a perfect sendoff.
#Writing lament: I wish I was half as good at promoting my work as I am about imagining all the ways people might hunt me down with torches and pitchforks to tell me they dislike it, or just being pelted by random passersby with cabbages and rotten tomatoes. That said:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPDV7JX...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPDV7JX...
Satan Adventures
Visit Amazon's Satan Adventures Page and shop for all Satan Adventures books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of Satan Adventures
www.amazon.com
July 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#Writing lament: I wish I was half as good at promoting my work as I am about imagining all the ways people might hunt me down with torches and pitchforks to tell me they dislike it, or just being pelted by random passersby with cabbages and rotten tomatoes. That said:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPDV7JX...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPDV7JX...
Sorry but when exactly does this get social?
July 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Sorry but when exactly does this get social?
Spoilerz (kinda): Can't believe I went to see #Superman and all he did was be kind and nice and help everyone and save the world. WTFudge, who wants heroes like that?! I mean, he was even nice to a dog, and his parents!
*clutches pearls so hard they shatter like the planet Krypton*
*clutches pearls so hard they shatter like the planet Krypton*
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Spoilerz (kinda): Can't believe I went to see #Superman and all he did was be kind and nice and help everyone and save the world. WTFudge, who wants heroes like that?! I mean, he was even nice to a dog, and his parents!
*clutches pearls so hard they shatter like the planet Krypton*
*clutches pearls so hard they shatter like the planet Krypton*