Jonathan
@rawrdimus.bsky.social
Engineer. Math Teacher? Cartoon Robot.
In this 1:1 era I find myself making more copies than ever
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this 1:1 era I find myself making more copies than ever
(can you tell I think geometry is the most boring thing on earth)
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(can you tell I think geometry is the most boring thing on earth)
NEXT TIME ON TRIANGLES:
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
NEXT TIME ON TRIANGLES:
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
what if triangle INSIDE other triangle!?
S1: ok so 4x - 17 = 5x + 14?
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
S1: ok so 4x - 17 = 5x + 14?
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
S2: yessssssss
S1: I was asking the guy that works here and teaches me, not you
if I chose to make children believe the interior angles of a triangle added up to 190 I could make it so, but because I do not, I should be praised, be thankful I have not unleashed this curse into the world
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
if I chose to make children believe the interior angles of a triangle added up to 190 I could make it so, but because I do not, I should be praised, be thankful I have not unleashed this curse into the world
S: *singing poorly*
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
S: *singing poorly*
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
T: stop [S]
S: I’m just trying to sing
T: yeah but it’s not good
S: what if this is my dream to sing
T: we might need a new dream
kids suffer in math in the morning not because it’s early but because their teacher doesn’t figure out the good way to explain things until after lunch
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
kids suffer in math in the morning not because it’s early but because their teacher doesn’t figure out the good way to explain things until after lunch
S: Mister what was your favorite y—
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
S: Mister what was your favorite y—
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
T: 2018
S: really b—
T: it’s not even a question, I’ve peaked, I’m sorry you met me on my down slide
other fascinating discovery of the year because I don’t know what went wrong before they got to me:
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
other fascinating discovery of the year because I don’t know what went wrong before they got to me:
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
3x + 10 = 8x - 17
Will get simplified by *many* children to
11x = -7
Geometry just needs to be two units:
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Geometry just needs to be two units:
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
* Yep, it adds to 180!
* Ok, but what if we cut it in half like THIS?
if I'm elected mayor of NYC, no one in America will be allowed to have serious conversations on speakerphone in public places
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
if I'm elected mayor of NYC, no one in America will be allowed to have serious conversations on speakerphone in public places
college in the early 2000s was so quaint because so much was still analog (paper maps, landline dorm phones, big textbooks and handwritten notes) but it wasn't uncommon for people to have laptops and semester by semester more buildings got wifi
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
college in the early 2000s was so quaint because so much was still analog (paper maps, landline dorm phones, big textbooks and handwritten notes) but it wasn't uncommon for people to have laptops and semester by semester more buildings got wifi
S: help me
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
S: help me
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
T: what if I don’t want to
S: but that’s your job
T: I quit
does that stolen base get everyone in Canada free Tim Bits?
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
does that stolen base get everyone in Canada free Tim Bits?
the spookiest part of Halloween is the rent being due in the morning
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the spookiest part of Halloween is the rent being due in the morning
I’ve been at my school forever, what’s crazy is there’s a couple people who had been there forever when I started and they are still here
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’ve been at my school forever, what’s crazy is there’s a couple people who had been there forever when I started and they are still here
T: these two congruency theorems are fake, just like your boyfriend
S: 😲
T: I didn’t mean yours
S: 😲
T: I didn’t mean yours
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
T: these two congruency theorems are fake, just like your boyfriend
S: 😲
T: I didn’t mean yours
S: 😲
T: I didn’t mean yours
I bought some food from a food truck called “Foreign Policy” and OHMAN did my bank start freaking out about “foreign transactions”
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I bought some food from a food truck called “Foreign Policy” and OHMAN did my bank start freaking out about “foreign transactions”
“well the calculus changed…”
“you mean e^x is no longer its own derivative?”
“you mean e^x is no longer its own derivative?”
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“well the calculus changed…”
“you mean e^x is no longer its own derivative?”
“you mean e^x is no longer its own derivative?”
grades are like the least accurate way of telling if anyone knows anything and yet
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
grades are like the least accurate way of telling if anyone knows anything and yet
around here you measure your longevity in how many times you’ve seen them reconfigure the same highway interchange
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
around here you measure your longevity in how many times you’ve seen them reconfigure the same highway interchange
I don’t think anyone who says they enjoy their 40s is telling the truth
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I don’t think anyone who says they enjoy their 40s is telling the truth
About to do triangle congruency methods, which is the exact topic that Jesse Spano overdosed on caffeine pills to study
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
About to do triangle congruency methods, which is the exact topic that Jesse Spano overdosed on caffeine pills to study
T: *picks up paper to show class*
T: ok I’m about to pass out…you know what, end of sentence, I’m about to pass out.
T: ok I’m about to pass out…you know what, end of sentence, I’m about to pass out.
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
T: *picks up paper to show class*
T: ok I’m about to pass out…you know what, end of sentence, I’m about to pass out.
T: ok I’m about to pass out…you know what, end of sentence, I’m about to pass out.
