Jonathan
@rawrdimus.bsky.social
Engineer. Math Teacher? Cartoon Robot.
I have yet to see these superb owls everyone is talking about today
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I have yet to see these superb owls everyone is talking about today
my city is hosting 7 soccer games across 3 weeks, for that it has been decided that every single road be rebuilt from scratch simultaneously
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
my city is hosting 7 soccer games across 3 weeks, for that it has been decided that every single road be rebuilt from scratch simultaneously
T: *hands out dry erase markers*
S: why did I get black
T: it matches your soul
S: why did I get black
T: it matches your soul
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
T: *hands out dry erase markers*
S: why did I get black
T: it matches your soul
S: why did I get black
T: it matches your soul
my kingdom to be able to mute the PA system
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
my kingdom to be able to mute the PA system
this kid and I challenge each other to see who has 67% battery on their phone by the time the last period rolls around, today they were *furious* because they were at 66%
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
this kid and I challenge each other to see who has 67% battery on their phone by the time the last period rolls around, today they were *furious* because they were at 66%
this part where you’re too young to retire but old enough to be over it is the absolute worst
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
this part where you’re too young to retire but old enough to be over it is the absolute worst
you know how sometimes a printer prints a page right away but others it has to contemplate its entire existence before printing?
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 PM
you know how sometimes a printer prints a page right away but others it has to contemplate its entire existence before printing?
"did you spend your own money as a teacher in 20xx?" is the dumbest question on a tax form ever, who do you think buys the 800 pencils I lose a year
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 AM
"did you spend your own money as a teacher in 20xx?" is the dumbest question on a tax form ever, who do you think buys the 800 pencils I lose a year
S: is this right?
T: yes
S: 😲 deadass?
T: on god no cap
T: yes
S: 😲 deadass?
T: on god no cap
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
S: is this right?
T: yes
S: 😲 deadass?
T: on god no cap
T: yes
S: 😲 deadass?
T: on god no cap
In the town where I went to high school there was the old McDonald’s and a new McDonald’s, which I still use to refer to them, it is important for you to know that new McDonald’s opened in 2001
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
In the town where I went to high school there was the old McDonald’s and a new McDonald’s, which I still use to refer to them, it is important for you to know that new McDonald’s opened in 2001
you ever think about the random people you knew in college, like this one girl in the dorm next door who was in my Calculus class from Wisconsin who had knee length hair, shaved her head, spent a semester learning the drums, and then vanished
or that other girl who never wore shoes or socks
or that other girl who never wore shoes or socks
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
you ever think about the random people you knew in college, like this one girl in the dorm next door who was in my Calculus class from Wisconsin who had knee length hair, shaved her head, spent a semester learning the drums, and then vanished
or that other girl who never wore shoes or socks
or that other girl who never wore shoes or socks
if I wear a blazer with leather elbow patches, a t shirt, and jeans am I obligated to teach ELA?
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
if I wear a blazer with leather elbow patches, a t shirt, and jeans am I obligated to teach ELA?
at 25 your frontal lobe hardens and at 40 your “stop doing this to yourself stupid” one kicks on
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
at 25 your frontal lobe hardens and at 40 your “stop doing this to yourself stupid” one kicks on
much like blink 182, it's all crude jokes but every so often I say something really serious that makes you sad
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
much like blink 182, it's all crude jokes but every so often I say something really serious that makes you sad
I think…I’m washed up
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I think…I’m washed up
Can I put my name in the college football transfer portal just for fun?
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Can I put my name in the college football transfer portal just for fun?
S: *sigh* I wish my teacher cared about me
T: yeah that would be nice
S: I guess I'll just take a big nap then
T: night night
T: yeah that would be nice
S: I guess I'll just take a big nap then
T: night night
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
S: *sigh* I wish my teacher cared about me
T: yeah that would be nice
S: I guess I'll just take a big nap then
T: night night
T: yeah that would be nice
S: I guess I'll just take a big nap then
T: night night
T: sometimes in a special right triangle the square roots are “hidden” causing our values for the legs to be a little ugly, some of you might have ugly legs, like S
S: man I’m just sitting here catching strays
S: man I’m just sitting here catching strays
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
T: sometimes in a special right triangle the square roots are “hidden” causing our values for the legs to be a little ugly, some of you might have ugly legs, like S
S: man I’m just sitting here catching strays
S: man I’m just sitting here catching strays
there is no such thing as a single lesson delivered multiple times, it goes
Lesson_v1.0-morning.beta
Lesson_v2-typocorrect.ok
Lesson_v2.1-goodversion.great
Lesson_v2.3-shortversion.tired
Lesson_v1.0-morning.beta
Lesson_v2-typocorrect.ok
Lesson_v2.1-goodversion.great
Lesson_v2.3-shortversion.tired
January 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
there is no such thing as a single lesson delivered multiple times, it goes
Lesson_v1.0-morning.beta
Lesson_v2-typocorrect.ok
Lesson_v2.1-goodversion.great
Lesson_v2.3-shortversion.tired
Lesson_v1.0-morning.beta
Lesson_v2-typocorrect.ok
Lesson_v2.1-goodversion.great
Lesson_v2.3-shortversion.tired
S: I asked my mom about you and she and my aunt both remember when you were downstairs next door to this one guy, I think my dad remembers you too
[the one guy hasn’t worked here for 12 years]
S: my older sister says she can’t believe you’re still here!
I have never died faster.
[the one guy hasn’t worked here for 12 years]
S: my older sister says she can’t believe you’re still here!
I have never died faster.
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
S: I asked my mom about you and she and my aunt both remember when you were downstairs next door to this one guy, I think my dad remembers you too
[the one guy hasn’t worked here for 12 years]
S: my older sister says she can’t believe you’re still here!
I have never died faster.
[the one guy hasn’t worked here for 12 years]
S: my older sister says she can’t believe you’re still here!
I have never died faster.
I was driving a school bus (this is a thing I do for sports) car turns, stops dead because the adult woman in her 30s driving recognized me and waved because I taught her
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I was driving a school bus (this is a thing I do for sports) car turns, stops dead because the adult woman in her 30s driving recognized me and waved because I taught her
you shouldn’t need a master degree to teach math at a community college
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
you shouldn’t need a master degree to teach math at a community college
my greatest work ever really
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
my greatest work ever really
T: please put your markers back, don’t be a jerk like [S]
S: oh you’re lucky you’re a teacher
S: oh you’re lucky you’re a teacher
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
T: please put your markers back, don’t be a jerk like [S]
S: oh you’re lucky you’re a teacher
S: oh you’re lucky you’re a teacher