The Green Kasey
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I could go for a burrito | #1 Willem Dafoe stan | She/Her | 22 | Journalism/Theatre | Comics | Movies | Music
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The Green Kasey
@rawbertbeef.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Willem Dafoe when I trap him inside my Apple Watch
This is your annual reminder that “Spider-Man” (2002) is a Thanksgiving movie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. Something has come to my attention.
a group of people are sitting around a table with plates of food and a turkey on it .
ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table with plates of food and a turkey on it .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 PM
This is your annual reminder that “Spider-Man” (2002) is a Thanksgiving movie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. Something has come to my attention.
“Five hundred cigarettes.”
November 27, 2024 at 12:48 AM
“Five hundred cigarettes.”
LIBERAL Christmas Songs
-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells
-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
LIBERAL Christmas Songs
-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells
-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells
i like my sootcase
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
i like my sootcase
Guys look at how many followers I have. It’s the funny plant number.
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Guys look at how many followers I have. It’s the funny plant number.
Well THAT just happened…
November 16, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Well THAT just happened…
Reply if you’re a Willem Dafoe fan and would like to be added to my Willem Dafan Club starter pack
a man wearing a black jacket with a red heart on it talks to another man
ALT: a man wearing a black jacket with a red heart on it talks to another man
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Reply if you’re a Willem Dafoe fan and would like to be added to my Willem Dafan Club starter pack
I hope RFK Jr. bans Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial this year is AI-generated 🤢
November 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I hope RFK Jr. bans Coca-Cola.
Am I in anybody’s starter packs? 🥺👉👈
November 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Am I in anybody’s starter packs? 🥺👉👈
That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow…
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow…
Another riddle!
Cover me and I’ll die
Slice me and I’ll survive
Bones of our Mother
Untouched by time like no other
I can be hard, but I can’t be metal
I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle.
What am I?
Cover me and I’ll die
Slice me and I’ll survive
Bones of our Mother
Untouched by time like no other
I can be hard, but I can’t be metal
I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle.
What am I?
November 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Another riddle!
Cover me and I’ll die
Slice me and I’ll survive
Bones of our Mother
Untouched by time like no other
I can be hard, but I can’t be metal
I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle.
What am I?
Cover me and I’ll die
Slice me and I’ll survive
Bones of our Mother
Untouched by time like no other
I can be hard, but I can’t be metal
I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle.
What am I?
My daughters whom I hate
November 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
My daughters whom I hate
Tonight, we let the 𝓎𝒶𝑜𝒾 talk…
November 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Tonight, we let the 𝓎𝒶𝑜𝒾 talk…
To the surprise of many, Donald Trump has NOT selected Dr. Curtis Connors to run the Department of Turning Everybody Into Lizards.
“He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said.
It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.
“He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said.
It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
To the surprise of many, Donald Trump has NOT selected Dr. Curtis Connors to run the Department of Turning Everybody Into Lizards.
“He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said.
It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.
“He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said.
It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.
Riddle #2!
Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease
In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me
I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze
I’ll create so much tension
You’ll want to break me.
What am I?
Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease
In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me
I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze
I’ll create so much tension
You’ll want to break me.
What am I?
November 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Riddle #2!
Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease
In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me
I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze
I’ll create so much tension
You’ll want to break me.
What am I?
Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease
In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me
I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze
I’ll create so much tension
You’ll want to break me.
What am I?
Donald Trump is expected to choose Dr. Norman Osborn as his pick for Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy.
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Donald Trump is expected to choose Dr. Norman Osborn as his pick for Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy.
Riddle me this!
Depreciating like a digital currency,
My best days are far behind me
Not quite navy, I’ve faded to black, though still I’m green with envy
Wings clipped, I’ll never fly again
At least here we’re free to play pretend
Shut it down, hit send, my time is nearing its end.
What am I?
Depreciating like a digital currency,
My best days are far behind me
Not quite navy, I’ve faded to black, though still I’m green with envy
Wings clipped, I’ll never fly again
At least here we’re free to play pretend
Shut it down, hit send, my time is nearing its end.
What am I?
November 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Riddle me this!
Depreciating like a digital currency,
My best days are far behind me
Not quite navy, I’ve faded to black, though still I’m green with envy
Wings clipped, I’ll never fly again
At least here we’re free to play pretend
Shut it down, hit send, my time is nearing its end.
What am I?
Depreciating like a digital currency,
My best days are far behind me
Not quite navy, I’ve faded to black, though still I’m green with envy
Wings clipped, I’ll never fly again
At least here we’re free to play pretend
Shut it down, hit send, my time is nearing its end.
What am I?
Gonna start posting original, BlueSky-exclusive riddles. Attract my niche audience. Give the people what they want.
November 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Gonna start posting original, BlueSky-exclusive riddles. Attract my niche audience. Give the people what they want.
“But—what about your digital footprint?!”
mmph…
foot……. 🤤
mmph…
foot……. 🤤
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
“But—what about your digital footprint?!”
mmph…
foot……. 🤤
mmph…
foot……. 🤤
This is kinda reminding me of Twitter pre-Musk. You know, before the endless crypto and Trump ads. It wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worst.
November 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
This is kinda reminding me of Twitter pre-Musk. You know, before the endless crypto and Trump ads. It wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worst.