Rat Mortuis
@ratmortuis.bsky.social
Former military
Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
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Current healthcare
Generalist in knowledge
Specialist in work
Warning tweets will contain random traces of pets and a lot of Lego
🇳🇿 🇬🇧
Are you feeling lucky?
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Are you feeling lucky?
I don't recommend driving from Wellington to Auckland in one day
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I don't recommend driving from Wellington to Auckland in one day
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
But if you do a Toyyota RAV 4 Hybrid is an excellent vehicle to do it in
Just over a half tank used hauling moi, B19 and a shit load of his belongings back here for the summer
Coffee and cake (2 types) probably wasn't the smartest breakfast choice
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Coffee and cake (2 types) probably wasn't the smartest breakfast choice
In a meeting about healthcare resources
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In a meeting about healthcare resources
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
It's meant to be about equity and ethical allocations alongside best practice usage
AND YET every presenter and discussion ends up talking about cutting costs
Fuck that
I'm making myself really unpopular by dragging the discussions back to the actual point
Oi Wellington
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oi Wellington
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
I requested sunshine
Where is it?
Stop blowing money up
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
November 5, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Stop blowing money up
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
I've a flight at 6am and I'd like to get some fucking sleep
Also lots of sirens in the area, so that bodes well
How do I iron this?
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 AM
How do I iron this?
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Guess I'm not doing much for a whilel
To anyone on the Great South Road over the last hour
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
To anyone on the Great South Road over the last hour
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
The blue beemer blasting French EDM was me
Sorry, not sorry. It's too nice a day not to have the windows down and the music up
Ah, fireworks
Ffs, shut the fuck up
Ffs, shut the fuck up
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ah, fireworks
Ffs, shut the fuck up
Ffs, shut the fuck up
My Northen Britishness has kicked in
I still want a toffee apple, but now I also want Parkin
Not that soft Lancashire Golden Syrup version. I want a slab of proper Yorkshire Black Treacle made stuff
I blame Guy Fawkes for all my recent cravings
I still want a toffee apple, but now I also want Parkin
Not that soft Lancashire Golden Syrup version. I want a slab of proper Yorkshire Black Treacle made stuff
I blame Guy Fawkes for all my recent cravings
November 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My Northen Britishness has kicked in
I still want a toffee apple, but now I also want Parkin
Not that soft Lancashire Golden Syrup version. I want a slab of proper Yorkshire Black Treacle made stuff
I blame Guy Fawkes for all my recent cravings
I still want a toffee apple, but now I also want Parkin
Not that soft Lancashire Golden Syrup version. I want a slab of proper Yorkshire Black Treacle made stuff
I blame Guy Fawkes for all my recent cravings
Still really fancy a toffee apple
Couldn't find any, so I munched on a load of goldfish instead
Looks like I might have to make my own
Couldn't find any, so I munched on a load of goldfish instead
Looks like I might have to make my own
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Still really fancy a toffee apple
Couldn't find any, so I munched on a load of goldfish instead
Looks like I might have to make my own
Couldn't find any, so I munched on a load of goldfish instead
Looks like I might have to make my own
I really fancy a toffee apple right now
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I really fancy a toffee apple right now
Well, that was an exciting game of cricket
October 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Well, that was an exciting game of cricket
Ice cream
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
October 19, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Ice cream
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
A story in four parts
Thoughts, views, whatever are in the alt text
250kg of dry potting mix, 30kg of sand, 20kg of lime all nicely mixed together and rebagged
All because I fancy growing a lavender hedge
I've shifted from A to B, then B to C and back around a tonne of material today
I must be nuts
All because I fancy growing a lavender hedge
I've shifted from A to B, then B to C and back around a tonne of material today
I must be nuts
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
250kg of dry potting mix, 30kg of sand, 20kg of lime all nicely mixed together and rebagged
All because I fancy growing a lavender hedge
I've shifted from A to B, then B to C and back around a tonne of material today
I must be nuts
All because I fancy growing a lavender hedge
I've shifted from A to B, then B to C and back around a tonne of material today
I must be nuts
Disappointedly, it doesn't smell of bacon
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Disappointedly, it doesn't smell of bacon
If you see this, post a chef
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If you see this, post a chef
I bought this for a dollar
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I bought this for a dollar
Yes, it's a dumb arse decision that's led to GSI building ships to replace ships that were already built
No, it's not a surprise that a risk assessment by the agencies whose job it is will be part of the procurement process
Standard practice
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
No, it's not a surprise that a risk assessment by the agencies whose job it is will be part of the procurement process
Standard practice
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Why are NZ spy agencies involved in buying the Cook Strait ferries?
The state-owned Chinese company chosen to build Interislander’s two new ferries also builds gear for China’s military. Judith Collins says NZ spy agencies have played a role in the procurement process...
www.stuff.co.nz
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yes, it's a dumb arse decision that's led to GSI building ships to replace ships that were already built
No, it's not a surprise that a risk assessment by the agencies whose job it is will be part of the procurement process
Standard practice
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
No, it's not a surprise that a risk assessment by the agencies whose job it is will be part of the procurement process
Standard practice
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Insomnia strikes again
At least the kitten is happy someone's up to stroke him
At least the kitten is happy someone's up to stroke him
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Insomnia strikes again
At least the kitten is happy someone's up to stroke him
At least the kitten is happy someone's up to stroke him
Quick tip
Do not have Clawfinger belting out when the boss pops into the office
Do not have Clawfinger belting out when the boss pops into the office
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Quick tip
Do not have Clawfinger belting out when the boss pops into the office
Do not have Clawfinger belting out when the boss pops into the office