chaotic good clippy
@ratmiddleman.bsky.social
🔞 it/its 26
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Two Time Rupaul's Posting Race Champion
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Two Time Rupaul's Posting Race Champion
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She sweet on my pot until I tato
January 4, 2026 at 10:13 PM
She sweet on my pot until I tato
(chicago drag base voice) happy birthday tiki vonté !
January 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
(chicago drag base voice) happy birthday tiki vonté !
does anyone have a cigarette
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
does anyone have a cigarette
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.
the proprietary file types for apple devices are my 13th reason
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
the proprietary file types for apple devices are my 13th reason
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i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years
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December 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
instead of a sappy 2025 recap on a public profile here's my favorite videos i took or saved in 2025
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
instead of a sappy 2025 recap on a public profile here's my favorite videos i took or saved in 2025
now that it's december 31st i can post the REAL ins and outs of 2026
![2026 IN list
- telling people you love them
- conversations [any/all]
- domesticated rats
- abilify
- accepting love, even if you feel unworthy
- pickles that have to be refridgerated in-store
- unlabelled and passionate relationships
- BUNNYS and BUNNY ACCESSORIES
- getting on that damn sewing machine
- ravers taking kandi back from swifties
- DABS
- making plans outside of the club and committing to them
- tomie
- putting o rings and carabiners on stuffed animals
- web 2.0 revival
- video editing
- schizophrenia](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4caofj7dhvbgqgxo3uz4btg2/bafkreia2jrdxnxx5dxf3vjipaum2mzpu26nrdgloifwu5kgphcztjls4ay@jpeg)
![2026 OUT list
- spiralbound sketchbooks
- cisgender bisexuals
- fog machines
- cringe culture [continued from last year because many people are forgetting this]
- minimalist web design
- "i don't know what animal i'd be, i'll just be a dog"
- swifties wearing kandi
- store bought latkes
- unaltered amazon/shein/etc pieces
- the penjamin
- nonpsychotic people
- gerbils and hamsters. mice and guinea pigs are on thin ice
- coffee mugs from a university / college
- stools and other backless seating
- PARTIFUL [app]
- blind boxes / gambling we accept because its adorable](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4caofj7dhvbgqgxo3uz4btg2/bafkreicmho2dizmc2u6w5lrg5qvqkukyxe36g56ql2rmve74zq4o37ox4e@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
now that it's december 31st i can post the REAL ins and outs of 2026
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The Circus is so back 💛😭
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Circus is so back 💛😭
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Idk if these are necessarily my fav selfies of 2025 but they’re the first ones I found in my camera roll that I really liked.
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Idk if these are necessarily my fav selfies of 2025 but they’re the first ones I found in my camera roll that I really liked.
first loss of my entire pokemon playthrough
a close up of a man wearing a helmet
Alt: a close up of a man wearing a helmet staring into the distance
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December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
first loss of my entire pokemon playthrough
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i love a cigarette more than most people and i just wanna be clear- this event was deeply cishet. if i attend any queer event at a space that DOES NOT EXPLICITLY ADVERTISE SMOKING INDOORS and i see this shit??? youre getting yelled at. disrespectful, disgusting, deplorable behavior. go outside.
smoking cigarettes indoors at the venue im at rn is crazy
December 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i love a cigarette more than most people and i just wanna be clear- this event was deeply cishet. if i attend any queer event at a space that DOES NOT EXPLICITLY ADVERTISE SMOKING INDOORS and i see this shit??? youre getting yelled at. disrespectful, disgusting, deplorable behavior. go outside.
grove st. party by waka flocka flame? uh, yeah. grab the damn poppers
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
grove st. party by waka flocka flame? uh, yeah. grab the damn poppers
c*sh*pp should not be sending me all these damn notifications that Arent Money
December 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
c*sh*pp should not be sending me all these damn notifications that Arent Money
there was a point at the show last night where i watched a bi girl make all her cishet guy friends do poppers like BULLIED them and then i looked back 2 seconds later and they were all the best dancers they would be all night
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
there was a point at the show last night where i watched a bi girl make all her cishet guy friends do poppers like BULLIED them and then i looked back 2 seconds later and they were all the best dancers they would be all night
the little hand shaped thing on the floor of the club. was in fact a hand
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
the little hand shaped thing on the floor of the club. was in fact a hand
smoking cigarettes indoors at the venue im at rn is crazy
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
smoking cigarettes indoors at the venue im at rn is crazy
being deeply humbled by the hair of straight cis bleached blonde women rn
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
being deeply humbled by the hair of straight cis bleached blonde women rn
all drag is VALID. all drag is MARKETABLE. except whatever christopher belmont has going on
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
all drag is VALID. all drag is MARKETABLE. except whatever christopher belmont has going on
i come up with the least palatable ideas for the biggest shows in chicago
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i come up with the least palatable ideas for the biggest shows in chicago
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Wanna be apart of the award winning drag show? Come One Come All to Spjörk’s Circus! 💛🤡
18+ open stage opportunity!
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18+ open stage opportunity!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Jgr...
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wanna be apart of the award winning drag show? Come One Come All to Spjörk’s Circus! 💛🤡
18+ open stage opportunity!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Jgr...
18+ open stage opportunity!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1Jgr...