lisa
@ratgf.bsky.social
ive got soooo much loose paracetamol in my pockets
hi yeeaa no im not a martyr im actually just trying to exist. yea sorry about that im sure someone else will suffer for ur absolution tho good luck !
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
hi yeeaa no im not a martyr im actually just trying to exist. yea sorry about that im sure someone else will suffer for ur absolution tho good luck !
little gay bf got me a dune book and a birthday card with handwritten smut inside yahoo!
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
little gay bf got me a dune book and a birthday card with handwritten smut inside yahoo!
look im really glad my parents approve of my relationship but i didnt foresee him having an english accent being a bigger deal than him being SIX AND A HALF years younger than me
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
look im really glad my parents approve of my relationship but i didnt foresee him having an english accent being a bigger deal than him being SIX AND A HALF years younger than me
microdosing fame by being a hot autistic alcoholic in college
October 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
microdosing fame by being a hot autistic alcoholic in college
i know im really cool and hot and interesting or whatever but i did not think at my big age thered be this amount of gossip abt my sex life please send help
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i know im really cool and hot and interesting or whatever but i did not think at my big age thered be this amount of gossip abt my sex life please send help
saw the term godmodding on reddit yesterday and i had to go smoke a cigarette immediately
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
saw the term godmodding on reddit yesterday and i had to go smoke a cigarette immediately
man i hate when normies dont realise theyre normies. "i hate organised religion" like ok congrats on having one of the most basic opinions ive ever heard im going to go my room now. i have a femboy waiting to watch evangelion and smoke cigarettes out my window up there.
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
man i hate when normies dont realise theyre normies. "i hate organised religion" like ok congrats on having one of the most basic opinions ive ever heard im going to go my room now. i have a femboy waiting to watch evangelion and smoke cigarettes out my window up there.
where's that fuckin chicken meme
September 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
where's that fuckin chicken meme
due to college i am hanging out with teenagers a lot and theyre actually pretty cool except for the fact they think im about to fkn die at any moment. i get 40 reminders to eat a day. if i dont talk for 3 mins they put me on suicide watch. mfers im medicated this is the most stable ive ever been
September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
due to college i am hanging out with teenagers a lot and theyre actually pretty cool except for the fact they think im about to fkn die at any moment. i get 40 reminders to eat a day. if i dont talk for 3 mins they put me on suicide watch. mfers im medicated this is the most stable ive ever been
new housemate made a bowl of spaghetti hoops and then panicked at the reality of eating a whole bowl of spaghetti hoops teenagers arent that bad actually
September 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
new housemate made a bowl of spaghetti hoops and then panicked at the reality of eating a whole bowl of spaghetti hoops teenagers arent that bad actually
due to a mix of drunken kleptomania and main character syndrome i have aquired a big fuck off 4 in 1 vape which is good cause im out of cigarettes and also experiencing a bout of agoraphobia
August 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
due to a mix of drunken kleptomania and main character syndrome i have aquired a big fuck off 4 in 1 vape which is good cause im out of cigarettes and also experiencing a bout of agoraphobia
outdrinking your younger cousin and his mate is not fun and cool at 26. noted.
August 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
outdrinking your younger cousin and his mate is not fun and cool at 26. noted.
fwb didnt hang out w me cause he had "other plans" and had 0 fun HAHAHAHAHAHA (i ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ wasnt gna fuck him anyway cause the guy i actually have feelings for is BACK IN THE PICTURE BABYYYYYYYY)
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
fwb didnt hang out w me cause he had "other plans" and had 0 fun HAHAHAHAHAHA (i ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ wasnt gna fuck him anyway cause the guy i actually have feelings for is BACK IN THE PICTURE BABYYYYYYYY)
cried on the kitchen floor at 9am over a banjo player jesus christ girl STAND UP
August 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
cried on the kitchen floor at 9am over a banjo player jesus christ girl STAND UP
every year a new generation of ppl get into ket and i have to hear a think of the horses type joke. every year i complain about it the same way i complain about christmas decorations in august. one must imagine sisyphus happy
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
every year a new generation of ppl get into ket and i have to hear a think of the horses type joke. every year i complain about it the same way i complain about christmas decorations in august. one must imagine sisyphus happy
>hates being touched while sleeping
>starfish diagonal across the bed
bitch
>starfish diagonal across the bed
bitch
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
>hates being touched while sleeping
>starfish diagonal across the bed
bitch
>starfish diagonal across the bed
bitch
met this guys cat and it just kept purring and biting my leg when i tried to pee
July 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
met this guys cat and it just kept purring and biting my leg when i tried to pee
if i dont get my man this year im going to become a tree or something
July 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
if i dont get my man this year im going to become a tree or something
i know its real because i post increasingly weird things on my story until he replies and then when he flirts with me i wonder why hes trying to kill me
July 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i know its real because i post increasingly weird things on my story until he replies and then when he flirts with me i wonder why hes trying to kill me
i dont wanna die before i find out if i have chlamydia or not
June 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i dont wanna die before i find out if i have chlamydia or not
do not perform love spells on beguiling musicians. the magic is stored in your spine and if you crack your back the right way your feelings will recur.
June 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
do not perform love spells on beguiling musicians. the magic is stored in your spine and if you crack your back the right way your feelings will recur.
he replies that as if that's not what's kept us alive the last 11 years
June 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
he replies that as if that's not what's kept us alive the last 11 years
bisexuality has allowed me to get into situations I should be tried at the hague for
June 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
bisexuality has allowed me to get into situations I should be tried at the hague for