JayTheTerrible
@rapscallionjay.bsky.social
Jason's just this guy, you know...
I feel called out.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I feel called out.
Since 1992 the Smash Martians have been quiet.
Too quiet.
Too quiet.
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Since 1992 the Smash Martians have been quiet.
Too quiet.
Too quiet.
November 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Bent MPs. "The scale of the proposed solar plant means it is not safe nor fair. This is on agricultural land and its loss would be wrong."
At least we have suspicions as to who is taking a back-hander from the non-renewable energy firms.
At least we have suspicions as to who is taking a back-hander from the non-renewable energy firms.
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bent MPs. "The scale of the proposed solar plant means it is not safe nor fair. This is on agricultural land and its loss would be wrong."
At least we have suspicions as to who is taking a back-hander from the non-renewable energy firms.
At least we have suspicions as to who is taking a back-hander from the non-renewable energy firms.
So it occurs to me that being frozen in carbonite halts the degradation of organic matter. If I were to be frozen in that way I'd take a cheese sarni with me. That way, when I'm unfrozen, sure temp blindness and sickness, but hey on the plus side I have a cheese sarni.
This is my mind.
This is my mind.
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So it occurs to me that being frozen in carbonite halts the degradation of organic matter. If I were to be frozen in that way I'd take a cheese sarni with me. That way, when I'm unfrozen, sure temp blindness and sickness, but hey on the plus side I have a cheese sarni.
This is my mind.
This is my mind.
Legend in the Mist antics.
"Yeah," Vixian, the rabbit god stated to the party," that's him alright. Okay, I'll sort him out, you lot back me up." Like a blur, Vixian shot towards the nearest of the two battling figures.
"Yeah," Vixian, the rabbit god stated to the party," that's him alright. Okay, I'll sort him out, you lot back me up." Like a blur, Vixian shot towards the nearest of the two battling figures.
October 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Legend in the Mist antics.
"Yeah," Vixian, the rabbit god stated to the party," that's him alright. Okay, I'll sort him out, you lot back me up." Like a blur, Vixian shot towards the nearest of the two battling figures.
"Yeah," Vixian, the rabbit god stated to the party," that's him alright. Okay, I'll sort him out, you lot back me up." Like a blur, Vixian shot towards the nearest of the two battling figures.
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A short poem about getting out of bed:
No.
No.
September 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A short poem about getting out of bed:
No.
No.
I may have misheard the title.
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I may have misheard the title.
Getting mythology wrong is one of my Achilles larynx's.
September 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Getting mythology wrong is one of my Achilles larynx's.
Over the years I've learned that people don't like to hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know me.
September 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Over the years I've learned that people don't like to hold hands in public. Especially if they don't know me.
Well, thanks to another misunderstanding I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well, thanks to another misunderstanding I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
September 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So my call of cthulhu gaslight era character died last night after travelling 3 days into the past using a scarab ring magic item. I wrote a finale for him, as his last words were "Alfred...Telegram...Magpie."
#CallOfCthulhu
#CallOfCthulhu
September 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
So my call of cthulhu gaslight era character died last night after travelling 3 days into the past using a scarab ring magic item. I wrote a finale for him, as his last words were "Alfred...Telegram...Magpie."
#CallOfCthulhu
#CallOfCthulhu
We should encourage the use of the phrase "This is a waste of my medication" at work meetings.
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
We should encourage the use of the phrase "This is a waste of my medication" at work meetings.
I was going to share some wisdom from Ranma 1/2 but I refuse to panda to the masses.
September 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I was going to share some wisdom from Ranma 1/2 but I refuse to panda to the masses.
Hello. My name is Jay and I may be addicted to Noted Aromas 5ml tester bottles as I've just ordered my 20th.
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Hello. My name is Jay and I may be addicted to Noted Aromas 5ml tester bottles as I've just ordered my 20th.
Chat-up lines that don't work: #43
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down."
(Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down."
(Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Chat-up lines that don't work: #43
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down."
(Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? Cos' it looks like you hit everything on the way down."
(Apologies, I'm in a very 1970's mood today. Normal service will resume once we figure out what "normal" is.)
August 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
August 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
One of these days I'll have to watch the Princess Bride.
August 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
One of these days I'll have to watch the Princess Bride.