I didn't think this was a thing with cats, but am pleased to report that after nearly 14 years, I have finally had the honour of gently flipping my lil house monster's inside-out ear back into place >^..^<
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I didn't think this was a thing with cats, but am pleased to report that after nearly 14 years, I have finally had the honour of gently flipping my lil house monster's inside-out ear back into place >^..^<
I can't think of a diplomatic way to tell the self-appointed office soundtrack gatekeepers that I absolutely hate their music and cannot take another day of it, so instead I've decided to unplug the two bluetooth speakers and pop them in the microwave on high for a few minutes.
January 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I can't think of a diplomatic way to tell the self-appointed office soundtrack gatekeepers that I absolutely hate their music and cannot take another day of it, so instead I've decided to unplug the two bluetooth speakers and pop them in the microwave on high for a few minutes.
Peter Hujar's Day is a perfect example of the type of film that impresses and moves me on a cellular level while others go straight to "glorified podcast" or "a boring nothing" instead of taking a moment to consider that they probably just don't get it – it being a quiet, genuine piece of art.
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Peter Hujar's Day is a perfect example of the type of film that impresses and moves me on a cellular level while others go straight to "glorified podcast" or "a boring nothing" instead of taking a moment to consider that they probably just don't get it – it being a quiet, genuine piece of art.
Observing NYE in a quiet dive bar at 7.30pm with a glass of house red, an Anne Tyler novel and a golden oldies soundtrack. Determined to finally call a truce with myself this year, see if we can work together to make the next 43 years a big ol' trip instead of something I'm just getting through.
December 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Observing NYE in a quiet dive bar at 7.30pm with a glass of house red, an Anne Tyler novel and a golden oldies soundtrack. Determined to finally call a truce with myself this year, see if we can work together to make the next 43 years a big ol' trip instead of something I'm just getting through.
Turning the corner into the driveway of 43 and now officially get a full-blown hangover from a pint of IPA within two hours of consuming it. What a rush.
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Turning the corner into the driveway of 43 and now officially get a full-blown hangover from a pint of IPA within two hours of consuming it. What a rush.
I'm sorry but it's adorable when I can't unlock my phone after a long shower because my finger pads have gone wrinkly.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm sorry but it's adorable when I can't unlock my phone after a long shower because my finger pads have gone wrinkly.
Indulging in a cheeky half on an autumnal evening. Tiny disembodied glow-in-the-dark hand deployed for spooky purposes.
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Indulging in a cheeky half on an autumnal evening. Tiny disembodied glow-in-the-dark hand deployed for spooky purposes.
The Love That Remains (new film from Godland dir) just needs to lose Those Bits and I think I'd love it. Also,does it switch to digital or a different film format at some point? (Why??) Wish I'd stayed for the post-screening talk, hope the BFI share it at some point, I have so many questions...
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The Love That Remains (new film from Godland dir) just needs to lose Those Bits and I think I'd love it. Also,does it switch to digital or a different film format at some point? (Why??) Wish I'd stayed for the post-screening talk, hope the BFI share it at some point, I have so many questions...
Day one, tablet one of ADHD medication.
Stimulant. Controlled substance. Dangerous, scary stuff. Your heart can and will explode. You will be able to taste sound.
Says medical authority.
Feel weighty and befuzzed, jet lag from a trip to the moon, considering taking a nap under my desk.
Says I.
Stimulant. Controlled substance. Dangerous, scary stuff. Your heart can and will explode. You will be able to taste sound.
Says medical authority.
Feel weighty and befuzzed, jet lag from a trip to the moon, considering taking a nap under my desk.
Says I.
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Day one, tablet one of ADHD medication.
Stimulant. Controlled substance. Dangerous, scary stuff. Your heart can and will explode. You will be able to taste sound.
Says medical authority.
Feel weighty and befuzzed, jet lag from a trip to the moon, considering taking a nap under my desk.
Says I.
Stimulant. Controlled substance. Dangerous, scary stuff. Your heart can and will explode. You will be able to taste sound.
Says medical authority.
Feel weighty and befuzzed, jet lag from a trip to the moon, considering taking a nap under my desk.
Says I.
I don't suppose anyone wants to buy my London Film Festival ticket for Sound of Falling on 11 October?
The festival doesn't allow returns and the only thing they suggest is to stand outside the cinema on the day and hawk my ticket in person (no, I'll be at Jay Kelly on the other side of the river).
The festival doesn't allow returns and the only thing they suggest is to stand outside the cinema on the day and hawk my ticket in person (no, I'll be at Jay Kelly on the other side of the river).
October 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I don't suppose anyone wants to buy my London Film Festival ticket for Sound of Falling on 11 October?
The festival doesn't allow returns and the only thing they suggest is to stand outside the cinema on the day and hawk my ticket in person (no, I'll be at Jay Kelly on the other side of the river).
The festival doesn't allow returns and the only thing they suggest is to stand outside the cinema on the day and hawk my ticket in person (no, I'll be at Jay Kelly on the other side of the river).
Come at me, cosy season. Ugly paws over here ready to do the snug-toed tango.
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Come at me, cosy season. Ugly paws over here ready to do the snug-toed tango.
My sweet, dorky, squishable wee fuzzball.
Making gentle *ting ting ting* noises as he drinks from his enamel water dish.
Because his lil pink tongue is covered in tiny, flesh-ripping spikes.
Cats are punk rock as hell.
Making gentle *ting ting ting* noises as he drinks from his enamel water dish.
Because his lil pink tongue is covered in tiny, flesh-ripping spikes.
Cats are punk rock as hell.
September 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My sweet, dorky, squishable wee fuzzball.
Making gentle *ting ting ting* noises as he drinks from his enamel water dish.
Because his lil pink tongue is covered in tiny, flesh-ripping spikes.
Cats are punk rock as hell.
Making gentle *ting ting ting* noises as he drinks from his enamel water dish.
Because his lil pink tongue is covered in tiny, flesh-ripping spikes.
Cats are punk rock as hell.
While copy-editing polo content is on par with undergoing a root canal, the polo pony names are quite good. Two current favourites: Why Not I'm Easy and Biceps Slash
September 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
While copy-editing polo content is on par with undergoing a root canal, the polo pony names are quite good. Two current favourites: Why Not I'm Easy and Biceps Slash
Just realised I've booked into the gym at the exact time that the government's emergency test alarm is scheduled to start blaring from everyone's phone. Love a bit of cardio with my cardio (I do not).
September 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Just realised I've booked into the gym at the exact time that the government's emergency test alarm is scheduled to start blaring from everyone's phone. Love a bit of cardio with my cardio (I do not).
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not gonna spoil it. just go look lol
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August 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
not gonna spoil it. just go look lol
Love that the first designer menswear looks out of Venice are all giving "hey kiddo, dad's home"
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Love that the first designer menswear looks out of Venice are all giving "hey kiddo, dad's home"
I wonder who it was that first discovered how naturally suited basset hounds are to wearing a fez.
August 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder who it was that first discovered how naturally suited basset hounds are to wearing a fez.
I find it microscopically reassuring that the Google AI function is still confused by words ending with apostrophe-S.
August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I find it microscopically reassuring that the Google AI function is still confused by words ending with apostrophe-S.
We need a term for when you've inadvertently put a song with a hidden track somewhere in the middle of your playlist. Maybe a "John Cage"?
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We need a term for when you've inadvertently put a song with a hidden track somewhere in the middle of your playlist. Maybe a "John Cage"?
I think I found the world's power button in the middle of Epping Forest. Hard restart or?
August 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I think I found the world's power button in the middle of Epping Forest. Hard restart or?
Whatever happened to film soundtracks? These 'inspired by the movie' Spotify playlists just do not hit the same.
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Whatever happened to film soundtracks? These 'inspired by the movie' Spotify playlists just do not hit the same.
I just used the word "bamboozled" out loud. On other news am working on growing a moustache to twirl jauntily.
June 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I just used the word "bamboozled" out loud. On other news am working on growing a moustache to twirl jauntily.
I was absolutely sitting here trying to work out if I'm somehow in my 60s and just sort of forgot.
February 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I was absolutely sitting here trying to work out if I'm somehow in my 60s and just sort of forgot.
Did I want to drag myself out of bed before dawn to haul ass to the coast for no reason? Not really. Am I stoked about gaining a year today? Also no. But here we are. It's getting sunny and those beaches aren't going to trudge along themselves... Also, as an antique I deserve to browse for some.
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Did I want to drag myself out of bed before dawn to haul ass to the coast for no reason? Not really. Am I stoked about gaining a year today? Also no. But here we are. It's getting sunny and those beaches aren't going to trudge along themselves... Also, as an antique I deserve to browse for some.