Usain Bolt has nothing on me when I hear the garbage truck one street away and I've forgotten to take my cans out.
#domesticlife #theflash #pulledahammy

Just published a new post in my ongoing photography/self improvement/embarrassing admission series, "Things I'm Not Eating Anymore." This month's target for elimination: Crunchy Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos.
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#photography #foodphotography #selfimprovement

There should be a term describing the state of your life solely based on the ratio of text messages received from actual human beings you know versus text messages received for two factor authentication purposes.

My annual New Year's day tradition, selecting my ten favorite personal images from the past year and writing a weird post about them. Enjoy!
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#photography #bestof2024

The blog post where I talk very little about the photos I took walking around the small town of Millvale, PA, and instead focus more on my own particular flavor of coal town survivor's guilt!
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#photography #pittsburgh #patchtowns

(Me after editing photos hundreds of photos)
"Why did everything look so matte out of the camera today?"
(Takes of reading glasses)
"Oh."

#imanidiot

Attn: institutions who provide services online. Mostly, you have designed your website adequately enough that I can find the info I need without the assistance of your new AI chatbot. I know you spent serious dough on it, but it doesn't need to stubbornly justify its existence every 15 seconds.

Until I snapped some pics of my MIL's tabby over Thanksgiving, out of the more than 125,212 keyworded pics in my LR catalog, the word cat produced 5 statues, 4 Halloween costumes, 2 pieces of heavy machinery, 1 Lego piece, but only 1 photo of an ACTUAL cat.

Now I have 3.

#photography #dogperson

A new blog post on the abstracts I captured during my visit to London, and my lack of creativity to describe that in any meaningful way.
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#photography #abstracts #abstractphotography #london

"Either way, I'm good." really means, "I could not care less, nor have I ever cared."

The subject of the latest post in the series, "Things I'm Not Eating Anymore"... peanut butter.
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#peanutbutter #foodphotography #thingsimnoteatinganymore #blog

The post where I talk about saying goodbye to a lifelong love affair with the best damn barbecue potato chips in the entire world.
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#foodphotography #photography #middleswarth #potatochips

The post where I talk about being grateful for the town where I live.
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#photography #photoblog #lititzPA #lititz #4thofJuly

A new post on the blog chronicling my world travels (or distinct lack thereof) and my 50 best shots from London.
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#london #photography #travelphotography

A new blog post up on my efforts to capture the allure of a traditional English pub (in a non-traditional location) during the blue hour.
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#photography #bluehour #lititzpa #longexposure #photoblog

Just posted a new blog post in the venerable Cliche Classics series about Smoke Photography. 📸💨📸

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#photography #photoblog #howto