The muscle memory for terminating CAT 6 takes forever to build. As soon as I master it and don't do it for a while, when I pick it up again it's as if I've never done it before. 😔

Me: "Let's check out Perplexity"

Perplexity web: "Get the app!"

Me: *ignores*

Perplexity web: "Use the app! It's better!"

Me: *installs app*

Me: "Tell me about Perplexity's security"

Perplexity app: "The app has notable security flaws... use the web version instead"

Me: "How perplexing"

FIFA's 2026 World Cup's "focus on ensuring fair access":

2026 vs 2022 pricing:
• Group: $397 vs $193 (+106%)
• R16: $653 vs $241 (+171%)
• QF: $925 vs $361 (+156%)
• SF: $2.4K vs $613 (+291%)
• Final: $5.7K vs $1.2K (+365%)

"Burn my papers!" - Lord Byron (1824)
"Destroy my notes!" - Nikola Tesla (1943)
"Wipe my hard drive!" - PC User (1990s)
"Clear my browser history!" - Internet User (2000s)
"Delete my DMs!" - Social Media User (2010s)
"Delete my prompt history!” - AI User (2020s)

As the holidays approach, please consider supporting 2nd Harvest Heartland - helping neighbors across Minnesota facing hunger.

www.2harvest.org

I'm devastated that I did NOT win the Nobel Peace Prize despite preventing Earth's destruction in many intergalactic conflicts. I'm the ONLY one who brokered the Klingon-Romulan Peace Accords AND the Ent-Nox Non-Aggression Treaty. The committee is biased against those who've achieved REAL diplomacy.

Even Claude is looking forward to the weekend. I broke its brain with a single prompt.

ME: "Here is some code, a test, and test output. Can you figure out the issue?"

On August 11, 2025 and after 1,678 days the initial request was made, the US President finally activated the National Guard in DC using Section 740 of the 1973 Home Rule Act.

HBO's streaming service journey:

HBO GO (2010) → HBO NOW (2015) → HBO Max (2020) → Max (2023) → HBO Max (2025)

Well, I didn't see that coming. My money was on MaxPlus+

PRO-TIP: Lost phone? Look under a cat.

After years of procrastination, I finally got myself a CSA membership: They specialize in a single crop, offering predictable harvests, reasonable cost, door delivery, no seasonal limitations, and exceptionally high quality. I just hope I don't get sick of having nothing but @theonion.com

Time for the morning workout:

1. <Pick up phone>
2. <Breath in>
3. <Tap temperature value on home screen>
4. Read: "Open with calendar"
5. <Dismiss>
6. <Breath out>
7. <Put down phone>

* Repeat this no less than 3 times * Breathing should become more forceful/explosive on each rep

Ruh-roh #fortheloveofnature

Alright. Let's take a look at the #DeepSeek terms of service and privacy policy...

Should one assume that there are no terms to agree to when using their platform, but also, one should not expect any privacy either? 😜

Looking forward to CITCON in Auckland, New Zealand on March 28 & 29, 2025. Join us! Registration open now.

citconf.com/auckland2025

I jumped on YouTube TV back in 2017 looking for disruption. Having cut cable out of my life 10 years before that, I was excited by the price and potential. Yesterday, I finally got household approval to cancel before the next price hike.

The holidays, like Thanksgiving, seem to bring the best out of people. I was trying to navigate the lines at a very busy grocery store and complete strangers kindly approached me and got me into the quickest line. It was a holiday for me, but since I was in Canada, it was a normal day for them.

As people I follow on X come to Bluesky, I've been following them here and unfollowing them there.

I wonder if I'll reach the singularity when there is nothing in my X feed except infinite ads. 🤔

With Nov 5th coming up, I'll just leave this here for my fellow rule-of-law loving Americans. Thanks @legaleagle.bsky.social for the excellent summary/recap of the past 8+ years.

youtu.be/6bTpbDL5dcg?...

nebula.tv/videos/legal...