Ranger of the East
rangeroftheeast.bsky.social
Ranger of the East
@rangeroftheeast.bsky.social
LARPer, gamer, environmentalist, humanist, and general proponent of kindness. You may have known me at various campaigns as Darius, Aaron, Valen, Marcus, Fenric, or Ghost, among others.
You always hear Republicans saying they don't want their tax dollars going to people who need social services.

I don't want my tax dollars going to blowing up random boats in the Caribbean (and elsewhere). I'm guessing those missiles ain't cheap.
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Not sure exactly why I've had this particular villain on the brain lately, but here we are...
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
RE: War with Venezuela.

Once again, can we seriously just not?

Time to get the phone out again...cause my autistic social anxiety ridden brain just loves making phone calls...oh yes, good times...good times...
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
This dog is so gassy that Tina Turner's ghost shows up to run gladiator fights when he's around.
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
*looks at morning headlines*

Right...

"Squire, bring me my high horse, a soap box, and my phone."
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
1/ BTW, if you haven't seen it yet, I will recommend The Substance. Warning there is a LOT of body horror (think "The Thing"), but it is an effective and absolutely savage takedown of cultural youth and beauty obsession, the entertainment, health, and fashion industries, and celebrity culture.
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In following the examples set by our high officials, this is my notice that if I am asked to attend any professional engagements, I will require presents. I will accept bundles of cash, swords, crowns, scepters, orbs, or other symbols of high office.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@just-travis.bsky.social @soursavior.bsky.social @mattbartlettvo.bsky.social

Ok, does this or does this not sound like the music for the final boss of a JRPG?
Overture (From 'The Phantom Of The Opera' Motion Picture)
YouTube video by Andrew Lloyd Webber - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1/ South Korea and Japan, I am not impressed.

I realize it is unreasonable to expect countries to not do everything they can to improve their position, but replica gold crowns? Gold plated food? Promising a Nobel peace prize nomination? This is gross.
Feted as a Peacemaker in South Korea, Trump Finds Purpose for Overtures to Kim Jong-un
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
1/ Overheard during the 4th crusade:

"We sail for Egypt for Christendom!"
"Dude...we're like, almost out of beer *hickup* and Constantinople is like...right there..."
"We're trying to retake the holy land!"
"Yeah but...they have stuff."
"They do have stuff."
"A lot of stuff."
"ATTACK!"
"ATTACK!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Supreme Court rules US Constitution is unconstitutional in latest shadow docket; Justice Clarence Thomas overheard commenting that Magna Carta should be up for review next.

Story at 11.
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Every now and then you see something...

This feels very, very relevant right now...
Star Wars - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night - A Blender Fan Animation
YouTube video by A Man Of Limited Skills
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm developing a morbid fascination with studying scam YouTube adds and trying to see if I can figure out which ones are LLM slop.
October 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

'Vice President JD Vance, on the second day of a trip to the country, said recent visits by top American officials were to monitor the cease-fire, but not “in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler.”'
Vance Says He’s Not in Israel to Babysit Gaza Truce
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
You will generally find that a good person feels compelled to take responsibility for **** that absolutely was not their fault.

Less good people will do everything possible to deflect responsibility from **** that absolutely was their fault.

Yes, this post is political.
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Good show Nashua!

#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Good show Nashua!
October 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Say what you will about Tron: Ares' story, but it is an absolute visual feast, the music is spot on, and maybe just sit back and enjoy it without nitpicking too hard. It is solid enjoyment for what it is. Enjoy the spectacle, because it is a gorgeous spectacle.
October 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Some brief commentary on the absurd greed of the absurdly wealthy.

The world is not enough.

rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com/2025/10/17/t...
The World is Not Enough
Some commentary on the absurd greed of the absurdly wealthy. The world is not enough. When the Bond movie of the same name was coming out many years back, I recall being quite excited by the title.…
rangeroftheeast.wordpress.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@mattbartlettvo.bsky.social - What is your favorite music track from Final Fantasy Tactics?
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Part of me wants to show up in a Pennywise or Bozo costume and a sign that says:

"Hate clowns? Stop voting for them."

Or one that says "MAGA support clown."

Either works.
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Alternate headline suggestion:

Trump Threatens to Reward Boston and LA by Preventing Notorious International Criminal Syndicates the IOC and FIFA From Establishing Operations in Those Cities
Trump threatens removal of World Cup games from Boston, Olympics from LA
Blaming Boston street takeovers and LA wildfires, the US president said both global sporting events could be moved for supposed safety reasons
www.theguardian.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM