Nando
@randonando.bsky.social
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created”
-Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2)
-Steve Buscemi (Spy Kids 2)
Feeling strong & seeing the gains 💪🏽
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Feeling strong & seeing the gains 💪🏽
Pulled her out of retirement.
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Pulled her out of retirement.
Giving husband his Brotein so he can get bigger.
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Giving husband his Brotein so he can get bigger.
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The fact that Alzheimer's runs in my family means I'll get to experience this masterpiece all over again for the first time someday 😍
March 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The fact that Alzheimer's runs in my family means I'll get to experience this masterpiece all over again for the first time someday 😍
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Hey there. We saw you from across the homosexual techno mosh pit and really dig your vibe. And your ass.
@randonando.bsky.social
@randonando.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hey there. We saw you from across the homosexual techno mosh pit and really dig your vibe. And your ass.
@randonando.bsky.social
@randonando.bsky.social
5, it’s a window seat, next to Tony/Ironman, a billionaire w his own flight suit, he wouldn’t even be on the flight. in front of me is Stephen Strange a rich DR with his own portal powers who also wouldn’t be on the flight. Bucky is prob on some watch list being barred from flights. 2 = loudest
Getting spit roasted and spun around like a rotisserie chicken in seat 4 for 10 hours
February 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
5, it’s a window seat, next to Tony/Ironman, a billionaire w his own flight suit, he wouldn’t even be on the flight. in front of me is Stephen Strange a rich DR with his own portal powers who also wouldn’t be on the flight. Bucky is prob on some watch list being barred from flights. 2 = loudest
The way I looked at this & muttered to myself “That’s @kharlo.bsky.social CODED”
February 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The way I looked at this & muttered to myself “That’s @kharlo.bsky.social CODED”
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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
February 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
Tiddies are tiddy-ing.
February 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tiddies are tiddy-ing.
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abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
a cartoon of a woman in a pink sweater talking to a man in a green jacket
ALT: a cartoon of a woman in a pink sweater talking to a man in a green jacket
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
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Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here
February 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here
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me listening to abracadabra on repeat
February 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
me listening to abracadabra on repeat
I’ve recently become an Invisible Woman Lord. 💅 🫧
#marvelRivals
#marvelRivals
February 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’ve recently become an Invisible Woman Lord. 💅 🫧
#marvelRivals
#marvelRivals
@the-rural-juror.bsky.social jumped on top of me & showed off his gains.
January 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@the-rural-juror.bsky.social jumped on top of me & showed off his gains.
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I BELIEVE IN FINAL FANTASY IX SUPREMACY
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I BELIEVE IN FINAL FANTASY IX SUPREMACY
Me just 5 mins ago 😵💫
What if instead of going to the gym tonight I just took a little nap instead? As a treat.
(Sigh, I’m going to go the gym)
(Sigh, I’m going to go the gym)
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me just 5 mins ago 😵💫
POV you’re a plate of 🌮
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
POV you’re a plate of 🌮