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Mtl resident (derogatory)
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Patent holder for the original Hitler particle detector
Killing myself postponed PERMANENTLY ‼️🍾🎊🎉
February 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Making a blender model of estradiol call that transrender
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This site is significantly better but I'm still not leaving Twitter. I am a member of the string quartet that keeps playing while the titanic sinks. The posting will continue until the nazi(s) are [REDACTED] into fine mulch
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This platform isn't complete until I can threaten to hit people with various buses
February 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me staring at the officers service weapon
August 25, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Burned my leg by touching it against a metal part of the bus seat I now hate BRT
August 17, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Taking the longest possible shit on the clock AMA
August 17, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I guess I should post huh
August 17, 2023 at 6:39 AM