@rakacael.bsky.social
dramatic empath — tweets are my own ideas and are rhetorical
The laundry sub is insane
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The laundry sub is insane
Reposted
Quelqu’un a donné un livreur un sac de gold fish comme pourboire ?
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Quelqu’un a donné un livreur un sac de gold fish comme pourboire ?
Did someone just tip a delivery driver, a bag of goldfish?
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Did someone just tip a delivery driver, a bag of goldfish?
At least we have an umbrella now
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
At least we have an umbrella now
Modern industrial lofts warrants survival bed making skills
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Modern industrial lofts warrants survival bed making skills
So sick of people just straight lying in their reviews
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So sick of people just straight lying in their reviews
I don’t check the pockets enough when doing laundry
October 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t check the pockets enough when doing laundry
A swirl is the opposite of a spiral
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A swirl is the opposite of a spiral
TIL Mexico has the strictest anti-smoking laws 🇲🇽🚭
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
TIL Mexico has the strictest anti-smoking laws 🇲🇽🚭
what’s your most used emoji? 😭
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
what’s your most used emoji? 😭
I love when peas are hard and have a nice bite to them
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love when peas are hard and have a nice bite to them
My sneeze echoing through the basement
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My sneeze echoing through the basement
… and he smoked the whole lot!!
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
… and he smoked the whole lot!!
Shoutout to the girl in the Athens airport bathroom, who instead of using paper towels to dry her hands, she just wiped her hands on the entire length of her leggings #sustainability
October 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Shoutout to the girl in the Athens airport bathroom, who instead of using paper towels to dry her hands, she just wiped her hands on the entire length of her leggings #sustainability
Had to check my carryon for the first time
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Had to check my carryon for the first time
And then in Istanbul, dad wanted to give $$ to the children who were looking in trash bins for cans
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And then in Istanbul, dad wanted to give $$ to the children who were looking in trash bins for cans
So many sad revelations in Chania.
October 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
So many sad revelations in Chania.
The fact that moms yells at the way dad plays hold ‘em as if there’s any strat to her buffalo slots hahahah
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The fact that moms yells at the way dad plays hold ‘em as if there’s any strat to her buffalo slots hahahah
Moms be punky rn
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Moms be punky rn
Some euro mans tryna tell us to look out the window for the views rn
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Some euro mans tryna tell us to look out the window for the views rn
A different senior lady was vaping in the supermarket
September 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A different senior lady was vaping in the supermarket
A senior lady just fell on the moving escalator going up :(
September 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A senior lady just fell on the moving escalator going up :(
Dad doesn’t understand sourdough
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Dad doesn’t understand sourdough
Someone picked up their stroller from baggage claim missing a wheel 😢
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Someone picked up their stroller from baggage claim missing a wheel 😢