Well I slept through my alarm and my nearest record store is an hour away… looks like I won’t be getting that Taylor Swift record after all. #ohwell #wellrested #rsd

I want to make a care basket for my friend whose position is being eliminated due to dismantling of DEI departments. What is an appropriate gift to say im sorry our government is run by racist morons?

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Just found out I gave my friend my cold when i insisted on riding with him to lunch last week….. whoops my bad! (So now I’m convinced he hates me lol)

One thing you should know about me is if I see an ICE agent I’m 100% gonna waste their time. My grandma taught me how to talk for hours without ever saying anything. That is my promise to you.

Upper middle class people are just as wildly out of touch as rich people. They see a poor neighborhood full of single family homes in disrepair and see a redevelopment opportunity. Their chief concern is with property values rather than the well being of their neighbors.

I know it when I see it… and I saw it. That man is a Nazi.