"It's not unenjoyable" is high praise for a liquor whose motto is "tonight's the night you fight your dad."
Mad props

Yay!

The guilt and self aggravation that comes along with complaining that you don't have enough time and energy to do things while lying on the couch dissociating is almost as bad as the feels making you dissociate.

Bucket list item complete: Rickrolling the executive management team of my company

On a day when I am supposed to have no meetings, I have all of them. This has to be some sort of modern capitalist metaphor

Thanks for the offer man but I don't make music anymore. I sincerely hope you can uplift real artists though!

Hello world is what everyone uses as the first message not cause of history, just cause it's effective