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Godzilla squaring up to fight Ghidora with a bunch of fighter jets is wild, imagine showing up to a boxing match with a swarm of bees
March 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Godzilla squaring up to fight Ghidora with a bunch of fighter jets is wild, imagine showing up to a boxing match with a swarm of bees
You ever find a logical loophole in a nightmare and then your brain is like “mmm, you’re not getting away that easy” and throws even crazier shit at you
January 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You ever find a logical loophole in a nightmare and then your brain is like “mmm, you’re not getting away that easy” and throws even crazier shit at you
“WHO DID THIS” I scream at the heavens, brandishing my empty Brita filter, knowing damn well it was me
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
“WHO DID THIS” I scream at the heavens, brandishing my empty Brita filter, knowing damn well it was me
Just got a white elephant from a White Elephant, I’m never gonna financially recover from this
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Just got a white elephant from a White Elephant, I’m never gonna financially recover from this
Every morning I stare at my neighbor’s garden gnome with a hammer in my hand, daring him to blink
November 30, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Every morning I stare at my neighbor’s garden gnome with a hammer in my hand, daring him to blink
You ever wish your ears could shrivel up when it gets cold?
I do constantly
I do constantly
November 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
You ever wish your ears could shrivel up when it gets cold?
I do constantly
I do constantly
Every round of Quiplash I answer the prompt with “A Big Turd”
I win every game
My friends beg me to stop
“A Big Turd”, I answer
I win every game
My friends beg me to stop
“A Big Turd”, I answer
November 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Every round of Quiplash I answer the prompt with “A Big Turd”
I win every game
My friends beg me to stop
“A Big Turd”, I answer
I win every game
My friends beg me to stop
“A Big Turd”, I answer
Tales of Horror: the guy in the bathroom stall next to yours is Really Loud
November 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Tales of Horror: the guy in the bathroom stall next to yours is Really Loud
History Fact: houses began being built pointy at the top in the Middle Ages to protect against giants
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 PM
History Fact: houses began being built pointy at the top in the Middle Ages to protect against giants
My HOA has informed me that rearranging my Halloween skeleton into a turkey doesn’t count
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 PM
My HOA has informed me that rearranging my Halloween skeleton into a turkey doesn’t count
“No one understands the level I’m operating on” I say, rolling the Play-Doh into a snake
November 20, 2024 at 1:35 PM
“No one understands the level I’m operating on” I say, rolling the Play-Doh into a snake
In a just world glasses would have eyelids, but no, we are condemned to wipe them manually.
I think of this often
I think of this often
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
In a just world glasses would have eyelids, but no, we are condemned to wipe them manually.
I think of this often
I think of this often
Me, sitting down to write the next great American novel: the
The 400lb sin-gorilla on my back: your dishes aren’t done
The 400lb sin-gorilla on my back: your dishes aren’t done
November 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Me, sitting down to write the next great American novel: the
The 400lb sin-gorilla on my back: your dishes aren’t done
The 400lb sin-gorilla on my back: your dishes aren’t done
Dr Seuss: so there’s these little elf people named Whos living in a magic winter village
Me: Understandable
Dr Seuss: and then there’s this big green hairy troll who hates them
Me: got it
Dr Seuss: and he has a dog named Max
Me: hold up
Me: Understandable
Dr Seuss: and then there’s this big green hairy troll who hates them
Me: got it
Dr Seuss: and he has a dog named Max
Me: hold up
December 25, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Dr Seuss: so there’s these little elf people named Whos living in a magic winter village
Me: Understandable
Dr Seuss: and then there’s this big green hairy troll who hates them
Me: got it
Dr Seuss: and he has a dog named Max
Me: hold up
Me: Understandable
Dr Seuss: and then there’s this big green hairy troll who hates them
Me: got it
Dr Seuss: and he has a dog named Max
Me: hold up
Do you think the King Kong species lives as long as the other Titans?
Or do you think in a thousand years they're all gonna meet up for drinks and be like "man, remember that one monkey that could kick godzilla's ass? That was crazy”
Or do you think in a thousand years they're all gonna meet up for drinks and be like "man, remember that one monkey that could kick godzilla's ass? That was crazy”
December 21, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Do you think the King Kong species lives as long as the other Titans?
Or do you think in a thousand years they're all gonna meet up for drinks and be like "man, remember that one monkey that could kick godzilla's ass? That was crazy”
Or do you think in a thousand years they're all gonna meet up for drinks and be like "man, remember that one monkey that could kick godzilla's ass? That was crazy”
This is a sign with a story
December 8, 2023 at 3:37 PM
This is a sign with a story
It’s really metal how much medicine is just “take this poison you’ll survive but the other guy won’t”
November 19, 2023 at 3:29 PM
It’s really metal how much medicine is just “take this poison you’ll survive but the other guy won’t”
So Chocula finally got him in the end.
October 16, 2023 at 2:55 AM
So Chocula finally got him in the end.
I hope the last cook on the Titanic took the rubber bands off the lobsters before he left.
October 13, 2023 at 8:06 PM
I hope the last cook on the Titanic took the rubber bands off the lobsters before he left.