rachelhallisfunny.bsky.social
@rachelhallisfunny.bsky.social
The best actor on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was Alphonso Riberio. Season after season he convinced us he cared about black women. #blacksky
March 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m (not) sorry but I’m tried of seeing Cynthia Erivo out here looking like a monster from Pan’s Labyrinth.

I just do not understand.
#justathought #cynthinaerivo #redcarpet #fashion #NAACPawards
a woman is being interviewed by a reporter at the national board of review
ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a reporter at the national board of review
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February 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Do clips work here? Stand up ladies and gent. #blacksky #standupcomedy #standup
January 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Over 25 and rockin’ these? I might like you as a person, but I’ll never trust you. It just screams Chase glitch, flat earther, and Tonight’s Conversation panelist
#blacksky #tonightsconversation #trustissues #redflag #funnyaf #standupcomedy
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you can figure out the killer before they reveal it on Law & Order, then it should be painfully obvious what Trump is up to right now. But 🤷🏽‍♀️ TikTok is back, so I guess… back to blind ignorance we go. #tiktokban #noliesdetected #justathought #standupcomedian #blacksky
January 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Some of yall crashing out right now huh? Get you some ginger ale, you be alright.
#tiktokban #blacksky
January 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I’m just saying… CashApp users give me trust issues. 👀 CashApp
#TrustIssues #JustSaying #RandomThoughts #DontHateMe #LowKeyFacts #AmIWrong
#blacksky
January 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
That time I opener for Ryan Sickler at comedyonstate. #chicagocomedy #standupcomedy #funnyaf #dreamchasing #blacksky
January 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Very first open mic of the year and after my set, a lady tipped me $20 and said “keep going.”

The bar has been set.
#comedian #comiclife #blacksky
January 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Now that the holidays are done, how many family members and friends did you lose to a game of spades? And was it worth it?
##spadesgame #gamenightfails #blackholidays #blacksky
January 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
People against gender-neutral bathrooms are the same ones who stare at you through the crack in the stall door.
#blacksky #randomthoughts #comedy
December 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Is Ray J the new Ja Rule?
#blacksky
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
There has never been a good Superman movie. Ever.
#addtoblacksky #blacksky
December 20, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Last time the government acknowledged UFOs, it was to distract us from COVID. Maybe this time, they’re distracting y’all from another global pandemic—or the aliens are about to drop a Drake diss record
#UFOs #aliens #drake #kendricklamar #comedy
December 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Sexyy Red saying “I don’t fight for my respect, bitch, I fight for dick,” is TOP 5 most egregious things I’ve heard this year.

What are some of wildest things you’ve heard this year?
#sexyyred #popculturehumor #wildquotes #top5moments
December 12, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Doesn’t matter what shape you’re in - those CTA stairs humble everybody! #chicagolife #CTAstruggles #cityliving #publuctransit #relateablehumor
December 11, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Why are y’all in the car for your TikToks? And why isn’t the car clean?
December 4, 2024 at 5:57 PM