Woke up with a never ending rage and a thirst to challenge anyone who dared to walk near me to a fight & then my period came. So that makes sense, I guess.

I don’t believe there’s a single person who uses a standing desk who actually enjoys it. I think you’ve all made a decision that you’re too embarrassed to tell people was wrong, and now you have to hate your life forevermore.

Grace Clinton is an unreal player and she’s nowhere near her peak yet 🤯⚽️ #Lionesses

Time for some laughs

I wish I’d been warned about how much of my 30s would be spent having heartburn. Everyday it’s just Rennies and anxiety.

I can’t believe that I’ve finally managed to secure my full name as my handle on a social media account. I am the ultimate Rachael Devine and the rest of you RD’s can suck it. I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW.

This feels like a great space to bring back my Twitter vibe from 2009-2022. It was wild and a great time. Can’t wait tbh.