rabbitsoup
@r4bb1t50up.bsky.social
destroyer of pussy slayer of cunt
I think Yuri on ice would be improved if they had more backflips in it
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I think Yuri on ice would be improved if they had more backflips in it
fun lil pantomime game I thought of, ask someone, friend, bf, sibling, to act out how they would get a motion sensored sink to spit out water
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
fun lil pantomime game I thought of, ask someone, friend, bf, sibling, to act out how they would get a motion sensored sink to spit out water
riddle me this batman why is the dutch bros in scottsdale run by beautiful women who are very nice to me
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
riddle me this batman why is the dutch bros in scottsdale run by beautiful women who are very nice to me
some of the people i see on a college campus i genuinely wonder how they would integrate into society
February 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
some of the people i see on a college campus i genuinely wonder how they would integrate into society
Every time I call a car by its make and model I feel like i'm identifying an animal with its latin name
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Every time I call a car by its make and model I feel like i'm identifying an animal with its latin name
guys i finally figured out my dragon deck I now control the dragons and the dinosaurs!! call me lizard wizard the way i be talking to these reptiles 😎😎😎 #mtg #thelostcavernsofixalan #tarkirdragonstorm #pantlazasunfavored #urenioftheunwritten
January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
guys i finally figured out my dragon deck I now control the dragons and the dinosaurs!! call me lizard wizard the way i be talking to these reptiles 😎😎😎 #mtg #thelostcavernsofixalan #tarkirdragonstorm #pantlazasunfavored #urenioftheunwritten
who up sackin they junk
January 29, 2026 at 4:24 AM
who up sackin they junk
dear asu why do we not have paper toilet seat covers we have some of the highest std rates i dont want to sit on the clymidia porcelain throne
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
dear asu why do we not have paper toilet seat covers we have some of the highest std rates i dont want to sit on the clymidia porcelain throne
Just saw a license plate that said bonesmd and all i could think was a ship name between House MD and Bones
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Just saw a license plate that said bonesmd and all i could think was a ship name between House MD and Bones
guys if i get my hands on a jade bangl I think im going to become evil
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
guys if i get my hands on a jade bangl I think im going to become evil
I wish I had little b cup fashion boobs :(
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I wish I had little b cup fashion boobs :(
hmmm cold and flu season you say.... a flu shot you say.... tempting..
January 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
hmmm cold and flu season you say.... a flu shot you say.... tempting..
ok ik im spam posting but this was the connections on dec 13th and its actually diabolical I will give you $100 if you did this without cheating cause why did nyt become evil by the end of the year #nytconnections #connections #evilconnections
January 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
ok ik im spam posting but this was the connections on dec 13th and its actually diabolical I will give you $100 if you did this without cheating cause why did nyt become evil by the end of the year #nytconnections #connections #evilconnections
why did the fandom make varang a manic pixy dream girl she is just evil i fear #avatar #avatarfireandash #varang
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
why did the fandom make varang a manic pixy dream girl she is just evil i fear #avatar #avatarfireandash #varang
dear tiktok can I please be uninterested in content cause its FUCKING ANOYING thank you sincerely rory <3
January 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
dear tiktok can I please be uninterested in content cause its FUCKING ANOYING thank you sincerely rory <3
@ panda express why is your chicken like pet food quality
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
@ panda express why is your chicken like pet food quality
now what in the FUCK is the military doing on the 101 southbound
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
now what in the FUCK is the military doing on the 101 southbound
some guy with his watch all the way up his forearm asked me where he was (told him which aquarium) he googled and showed me the other aquarium in az, I was thinking he was foreign, bros from flagstaff?!?
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
some guy with his watch all the way up his forearm asked me where he was (told him which aquarium) he googled and showed me the other aquarium in az, I was thinking he was foreign, bros from flagstaff?!?
dude i just had a guy ask about a law enforcement discount and I apologized cause its only military and the bro said they were from Canada?!?! like im sorry I cant give you any discounts cause your bum ass is a tourist??
January 7, 2026 at 5:59 PM
dude i just had a guy ask about a law enforcement discount and I apologized cause its only military and the bro said they were from Canada?!?! like im sorry I cant give you any discounts cause your bum ass is a tourist??
man I love me a tedious task they got me addressing letters for 2 hours
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
man I love me a tedious task they got me addressing letters for 2 hours
glee cast assaulting my ears with Christmas music atm
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
glee cast assaulting my ears with Christmas music atm
love that Canadians will announce their from Canada like it's a disability
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
love that Canadians will announce their from Canada like it's a disability
Zachary Levi went rouge after Harold and the purple crayon didnt make a purpillion dollars
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Zachary Levi went rouge after Harold and the purple crayon didnt make a purpillion dollars
dude if anyone else trys to buy me new work pants I think im going to freak out
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
dude if anyone else trys to buy me new work pants I think im going to freak out
guys i think having a fever for 4 days really does actually cause brain damage 💔
December 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guys i think having a fever for 4 days really does actually cause brain damage 💔