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AsstyNasty
@qwertyquirky.bsky.social
Age: 2.69 years old
Location: North Korea
Profession: Professional Jarate Drinker
Political Affiliation: Hippo and the Gang Party
Mission: Destroy Doctor Zomboss and Tyler.

My TubeYou channel where I post "content": youtube.com/@FunneyMunney69Ngz
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Your opinion is bad and my opinion is good.
Hey libtards, if Trump is such a bad president, why do I get a raging erection when I see him on TV?

Libtussy destroyed.
donald trump is dancing in a suit and tie
Alt: Don the Mon.
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When I was in middle school, the easiest way to get your ass eagerly handed to you on an ornate silver platter was to simply utter the words, "Shrek is drek" in the presence of dank memelords.
February 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
February 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Who would win in an MMA fight?
February 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey buddy! Why don't you uh, get out of my house for me? Just walk right out that door behind you, you know, the one you came in from.
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
America is hardbass confirmed.
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I find it insane that people born in 2019 are now at least five years old now. Those mfs can talk and walk.
February 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't have an obsession.
I don't have an obsession.
I don't have an obsession.
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trump's economic solution is essentially like trying to get rid of rats by leaving all your food outside for them to eat and hoping they get so fat they go away or give you some of theirs.
February 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why North Dakota is American Finland:

-Fucking nobody lives there.
-Everyone is drunk.
-Redneck as fuck.
-Good quality of life.
-Has a big city and nothing else.
-Cold as shit.
-Has some lakes no one cares about.
-People speak like No Man's Sky NPCs.
-Doesn't exist.
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
All these mfs really out here saying the USA should become part of Canada not realizing it is actually just occupied San Marino territory.
a heart shaped mirror with the words san marino my beloved
ALT: a heart shaped mirror with the words san marino my beloved
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This image says a lot about American society nowadays.
February 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Gemini is fucking useless.
February 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
POV: You got teleported back to 2015.
February 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Only legends will remember this: scratch.mit.edu/projects/112...
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scratch.mit.edu
February 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Internet Rule #69: When a Chinese company censors something it's called "censorship". When a US company censors something, it's called "guardrails".
February 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
America according to me:
January 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love how now that a Chinese AI software is in domination and not an American one everyone's suddenly become a fuckin r/privacy user.
January 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Who else remembers when sparta remixes were a thing?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZER...
Donut has a Sparta Remix
YouTube video by Jario
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I wonder if AI is having an Internet Explorer moment right now, and that using chatbots and shit is going to become free in the future like what happened with internet browsers.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How the fuck did not even one month go by in 2025, and the second biggest city in the USA got roasted harder than Sneako, and America essentially turned into a Russian style oligarchy? Stg how are we THIS cooked bruh we got eleven more months of this shit to go. 💀💀
January 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Average AI experience:
January 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This image goes hard af.
January 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My spirit animal is Moist Kritical's first video.

youtu.be/-FoH_02Icjk?...
gears of war jetpack glitch (NO Standbye or lag switch) AP
YouTube video by penguinz0
youtu.be
January 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
One day I was thinking and I realized that dentists are racist because they hate when your teeth aren't white and orthodontists are homophobic because they hate when your teeth aren't straight. We should abolish dentistry stg, such bigoted mfs.
January 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM