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Emily Dickinson - The thing we all have to understand to put these last two years in focus, is that liberals in this country care more about whether European leaders like us than they do about whether terrorists are killing us. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Emily Dickinson - The thing we all have to understand to put these last two years in focus, is that liberals in this country care more about whether European leaders like us than they do about whether terrorists are killing us. #QuoteBot
A minor problem, isn't. #MurphysLaw
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
A minor problem, isn't. #MurphysLaw
Roger de Bussy-Rabutin - More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Roger de Bussy-Rabutin - More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly. #QuoteBot
If I hid it well enough it will always be mine #MurphysLaw
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
If I hid it well enough it will always be mine #MurphysLaw
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space. #MurphysLaw
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 AM
When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space. #MurphysLaw
But we must not, if we are loyal, disperse our energies in a partisan warfare that is waged without regard to its consequences to the well being, security, or honor of the country. - Bainbridge Colby #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
But we must not, if we are loyal, disperse our energies in a partisan warfare that is waged without regard to its consequences to the well being, security, or honor of the country. - Bainbridge Colby #QuoteBot
If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention. This is especially likely if they: #MurphysLaw
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 AM
If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention. This is especially likely if they: #MurphysLaw
If there's one perk, it's being the quarterback of America's team and being able to make a difference off the field. - Dak Prescott #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
If there's one perk, it's being the quarterback of America's team and being able to make a difference off the field. - Dak Prescott #QuoteBot
Laurence Peter - Abuse, if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Laurence Peter - Abuse, if you slight it, will gradually die away; but if you show yourself irritated, you will be thought to have deserved it. #QuoteBot
People's genes can say a great deal about their health. There are genes that reveal an increased likelihood of getting cancer, heart disease or Alzheimer's. - Adam Cohen #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM
People's genes can say a great deal about their health. There are genes that reveal an increased likelihood of getting cancer, heart disease or Alzheimer's. - Adam Cohen #QuoteBot
Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes. #MurphysLaw
January 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Even the darkest hour has only 60 minutes. #MurphysLaw
George Bernard Shaw - I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
George Bernard Shaw - I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. #QuoteBot
My favorite thing to do... is to get my big trailer grill and smoke some meat and sit around with my buddies all day for 12 hours cooking that and then eat at the end of the day. - Dale Earnhardt Jr. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
My favorite thing to do... is to get my big trailer grill and smoke some meat and sit around with my buddies all day for 12 hours cooking that and then eat at the end of the day. - Dale Earnhardt Jr. #QuoteBot
To teach how to live with uncertainty, yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy can do. - Bertrand Russell #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
To teach how to live with uncertainty, yet without being paralyzed by hesitation, is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy can do. - Bertrand Russell #QuoteBot
Adam Smith - I worship God as Truth only. I have not yet found Him, but I am seeking after Him. I am prepared to sacrifice the things dearest to me in pursuit of this quest. Even if the sacrifice demanded my very life, I hope I may be prepared to give it. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Adam Smith - I worship God as Truth only. I have not yet found Him, but I am seeking after Him. I am prepared to sacrifice the things dearest to me in pursuit of this quest. Even if the sacrifice demanded my very life, I hope I may be prepared to give it. #QuoteBot
Albert Einstein - It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Albert Einstein - It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. #QuoteBot
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. - Audrey Hepburn #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. - Audrey Hepburn #QuoteBot
Albert Einstein - I wake each morning torn between the desire to improve the world and the desire to enjoy it. It makes it hard to plan the day. #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Albert Einstein - I wake each morning torn between the desire to improve the world and the desire to enjoy it. It makes it hard to plan the day. #QuoteBot
There is no such thing as emotional incompatibility. There are only misunderstandings and mistakes which can easily be set right if we have the will to do so. - Dada Vaswani #QuoteBot
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
There is no such thing as emotional incompatibility. There are only misunderstandings and mistakes which can easily be set right if we have the will to do so. - Dada Vaswani #QuoteBot