chelsey 🫧
@quitefancy.bsky.social
patdevilles on twitter/tumblr/letterboxd | 35. she/her.
jean arthur + deb kerr lovebot
jean arthur + deb kerr lovebot
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chelsey 🫧
@quitefancy.bsky.social
· Mar 20
Booty shorts that say I 🤍 SIUAN SANCHE on the ass
Hey siri, how do I explain to my wife that the stack of rubber bands has inexplicably doubled in size in her absence?
January 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Hey siri, how do I explain to my wife that the stack of rubber bands has inexplicably doubled in size in her absence?
Lesbian coworker was whistling que sera sera today and was surprised when knew it and who it was by and that it’s my ringtone 🤭
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Lesbian coworker was whistling que sera sera today and was surprised when knew it and who it was by and that it’s my ringtone 🤭
“I asked grok”
“I asked chatgpt”
Well I asked cousin Serena and she said you’re an ungroovy square who’s flipped their gourd. Then she turned you into a gorilla.
“I asked chatgpt”
Well I asked cousin Serena and she said you’re an ungroovy square who’s flipped their gourd. Then she turned you into a gorilla.
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“I asked grok”
“I asked chatgpt”
Well I asked cousin Serena and she said you’re an ungroovy square who’s flipped their gourd. Then she turned you into a gorilla.
“I asked chatgpt”
Well I asked cousin Serena and she said you’re an ungroovy square who’s flipped their gourd. Then she turned you into a gorilla.
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Leonard Bernstein's musical "Peter Pan", starring Jean Arthur and Boris Karloff, closed at the Imperial Theater on Broadway on January 27, 1951, after 320 performances.
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Leonard Bernstein's musical "Peter Pan", starring Jean Arthur and Boris Karloff, closed at the Imperial Theater on Broadway on January 27, 1951, after 320 performances.
If anyone at work got me, it’s my lesbian coworker in her 60s. She saw how annoyed and exhausted I was and she said “you always say you will but you NEVER take breaks. You legally have 20 minutes of break and if you don’t take one today I’ll be mad at you.” Bro I almost cried lmao 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 PM
If anyone at work got me, it’s my lesbian coworker in her 60s. She saw how annoyed and exhausted I was and she said “you always say you will but you NEVER take breaks. You legally have 20 minutes of break and if you don’t take one today I’ll be mad at you.” Bro I almost cried lmao 🥹
I listened to two hours of the eye of the world yesterday, and my progress bar went from 60% to 66%. like how the hell do u have ELEVEN hours left in this book 😭
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I listened to two hours of the eye of the world yesterday, and my progress bar went from 60% to 66%. like how the hell do u have ELEVEN hours left in this book 😭
Loonette the clown and Molly are still alive and well omg <3
January 25, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Loonette the clown and Molly are still alive and well omg <3
I know there are people out there who *aren’t* digital hoarders, but I see a 500gb external drive and I have to laugh
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I know there are people out there who *aren’t* digital hoarders, but I see a 500gb external drive and I have to laugh
Official Elizabeth Montgomery Situation 2k26 thread
a woman is dancing in a living room with a couch and chairs
ALT: a woman is dancing in a living room with a couch and chairs
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January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Official Elizabeth Montgomery Situation 2k26 thread
Imagine being soooooo impossibly cool oh my god
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Imagine being soooooo impossibly cool oh my god
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Ingrid Bergman behind her 16mm Bell & Howell Filmo Auto Load on location during production of Rossellini’s “Stromboli, Land of God” (1949).
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Ingrid Bergman behind her 16mm Bell & Howell Filmo Auto Load on location during production of Rossellini’s “Stromboli, Land of God” (1949).
I think my lesbian coworker was testing my gayness with the Wicked OBC this morning. Especially Dancing Through Life…like I don’t play about that song omg
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I think my lesbian coworker was testing my gayness with the Wicked OBC this morning. Especially Dancing Through Life…like I don’t play about that song omg
2026 is the year I finally watch the Elizabeth Montgomery Lizzie Borden movie that I’ve been wanting to watch since I used to sneak onto the dial-up internet on the family computer at night to look at her filmography on the bewitched forum
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM
2026 is the year I finally watch the Elizabeth Montgomery Lizzie Borden movie that I’ve been wanting to watch since I used to sneak onto the dial-up internet on the family computer at night to look at her filmography on the bewitched forum
#OnThisDay in 1966, Tabitha was born on ABC's “Bewitched.” The episode is "And Then There Were Three" and it featured guest Eve Arden as Nurse Kelton.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Found my baby cousin’s IG and was not shocked to find that she follows Jessica Kellgren-Fozard. Like yes, yes hello fellow gay cousin!
Was then shocked to find that she also follows some gay republican accounts, too. Like no, no you were supposed to be woke bbgirl!
Was then shocked to find that she also follows some gay republican accounts, too. Like no, no you were supposed to be woke bbgirl!
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Found my baby cousin’s IG and was not shocked to find that she follows Jessica Kellgren-Fozard. Like yes, yes hello fellow gay cousin!
Was then shocked to find that she also follows some gay republican accounts, too. Like no, no you were supposed to be woke bbgirl!
Was then shocked to find that she also follows some gay republican accounts, too. Like no, no you were supposed to be woke bbgirl!
At a potluck family thing where there are literally like 20 people, but only us and two other people brought veggie friendly foods. Like it’s so easy to slap some tartinade or cheese on bread 😭
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
At a potluck family thing where there are literally like 20 people, but only us and two other people brought veggie friendly foods. Like it’s so easy to slap some tartinade or cheese on bread 😭
I just want a boring news day
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I just want a boring news day
“Unlock CharGPT’s full potential” “AI for Artists” “Midjourney for professional AI art” “become an AI prompt expert” “create content with every AI platform”
January 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
“Unlock CharGPT’s full potential” “AI for Artists” “Midjourney for professional AI art” “become an AI prompt expert” “create content with every AI platform”
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Sorry I haven't been in touch - I'm such a disorganised and lazy cow.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Sorry I haven't been in touch - I'm such a disorganised and lazy cow.
Resting at the gym is so weird. Like what am I supposed to do for the 30 seconds between reps skdhskdb
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Resting at the gym is so weird. Like what am I supposed to do for the 30 seconds between reps skdhskdb
Sad to learn that vhsdates isn’t real. I had my suspicions but I was erring on the side of real 80s unhingedness 😪
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Sad to learn that vhsdates isn’t real. I had my suspicions but I was erring on the side of real 80s unhingedness 😪
Listening to the maintenance phase bonus about diet scams, and every time Aubrey says “inland empire” all I can think of is “west covinaaaaaa caliFORNIA!”
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Listening to the maintenance phase bonus about diet scams, and every time Aubrey says “inland empire” all I can think of is “west covinaaaaaa caliFORNIA!”