Quintin Forbes
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Q, yes, just Q. No, not Hugh, Q.
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Hearing a crazy rumour about Clinton and Trump. I wonder if they saw it coming.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hearing a crazy rumour about Clinton and Trump. I wonder if they saw it coming.
Hearing a crazy rumour about Clinton and Trump. I wonder if they saw it coming.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hearing a crazy rumour about Clinton and Trump. I wonder if they saw it coming.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, why did He put your bum hole where you can't see it?
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If cleanliness is next to godliness, why did He put your bum hole where you can't see it?
My dog will attack if you criticise his violin playing but his Bach is worse than his bite.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My dog will attack if you criticise his violin playing but his Bach is worse than his bite.
Fake chicken was invented before fake egg. Vegan evolution is way easier
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fake chicken was invented before fake egg. Vegan evolution is way easier
There's never been a better time for an alien invasion.
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There's never been a better time for an alien invasion.
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You never know which existential crisis will be your last.
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You never know which existential crisis will be your last.
You never know which existential crisis will be your last.
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You never know which existential crisis will be your last.
Text messages are the new brown envelope.
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Text messages are the new brown envelope.
There's a couple called Peter and Lee doing up a house in Homes Under the Hammer and they still haven't played Welcome Home. An opportunity missed.
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
There's a couple called Peter and Lee doing up a house in Homes Under the Hammer and they still haven't played Welcome Home. An opportunity missed.
AL sends a question from the 1800s
October 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
AL sends a question from the 1800s
The guy who discovered alcohol told everyone he knew. Then he told them all again half an hour later.
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The guy who discovered alcohol told everyone he knew. Then he told them all again half an hour later.
Just off the most turbulent flight I've ever been on, Rome to Dublin. I'm in a pub, still shaking. On the other hand, I did get a very nice picture of an Alp.
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just off the most turbulent flight I've ever been on, Rome to Dublin. I'm in a pub, still shaking. On the other hand, I did get a very nice picture of an Alp.
I try not to spend time in the shady part of the garden. It called me an ugly bitch earlier.
September 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I try not to spend time in the shady part of the garden. It called me an ugly bitch earlier.
If anyone ever tells you "There's no need to swear", they're wrong.
September 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If anyone ever tells you "There's no need to swear", they're wrong.
Let's ignore wanky stuff and look at my dahlias instead.
August 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Let's ignore wanky stuff and look at my dahlias instead.
Next person to say "AI" gets a kick in the balls.
August 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Next person to say "AI" gets a kick in the balls.
My auntie Mary's canary disappeared around the same time she had to start wearing compression stockings. We put it down to coincidence.
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My auntie Mary's canary disappeared around the same time she had to start wearing compression stockings. We put it down to coincidence.
... and it hardly gets any sunshine either.
July 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
... and it hardly gets any sunshine either.
Lifford & District Gun Club gather for their annual photo amidst membership crisis.
June 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Lifford & District Gun Club gather for their annual photo amidst membership crisis.
Once more with spelling.
June 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Once more with spelling.
Subject is: Danish Geography According to Suggs.
Q1: Where is Aarhus?
A1: In the middle of Aar street
Q1: Where is Aarhus?
A1: In the middle of Aar street
June 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Subject is: Danish Geography According to Suggs.
Q1: Where is Aarhus?
A1: In the middle of Aar street
Q1: Where is Aarhus?
A1: In the middle of Aar street
BuzzFeed needs an irony meter.
June 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BuzzFeed needs an irony meter.
... and they said bromance was dead.
June 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
... and they said bromance was dead.