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just a Normal Man | adam (he/him) | ottawa
it's almost 2025, can we *please* get some air fryer instructions on frozen chicken finger boxes

my addled brain has probably never set it to the same temp/time
November 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
this makes me so depressed for reasons i can't put to words
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 AM
it feels weird posting the regular content i'd post on twitter ("i am so single and wildly depressed and need to be shot in the face with a gun") here

but we will persevere!
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Threads is exclusively posts from people who can't tell a story in less than two tweets, and who think good story-telling is emphasizing a couple words for dramatic effect so maybe their mundane stories seem interesting

"MEANWHILE i was minding my business at the ATM (22/)"-ass posts
Have been trying to describe Threads & what makes it so uniquely bad, and I think "LinkedIn level bullshit for your personal life" is the best I could conjure up.
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
there's an easy way to move my following list over

...right?
November 14, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Reposted by qp
Pretty fitting that the last post I saw before twitter went down was the guy from dukes of hazard threatening to kill the president
December 21, 2023 at 6:08 AM
I am simply not prepared for twitter to be dead

I needed more time
December 21, 2023 at 5:59 AM
bright lights, big city
April 19, 2023 at 2:48 PM
heading home
April 19, 2023 at 2:45 AM
the sky is a lonely place
April 19, 2023 at 12:24 AM