Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
Woke up gay again…
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Woke up gay again…
I don’t know which truth is worse… he sucked off Bill Clinton or he sucked off the horse!? This is a political pop culture Kobayashi Maru!!!
Wait… Bubba was also the name of Ghislaine’s horse? Was the great orange dumbfuck out here going full Mr. Hands????
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t know which truth is worse… he sucked off Bill Clinton or he sucked off the horse!? This is a political pop culture Kobayashi Maru!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hey, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social, can you just fuck off and focus on your “identity” as mediocre White Gay who peaked as Mayor cause you ain’t done shit worth while since. Literally just start a podcast I can ignore, call it white noise cause that’s all you are.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hey, @petebuttigieg.bsky.social, can you just fuck off and focus on your “identity” as mediocre White Gay who peaked as Mayor cause you ain’t done shit worth while since. Literally just start a podcast I can ignore, call it white noise cause that’s all you are.
The Face x The Cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Face x The Cheeks
“Jennifer’s Body” is on the pope’s favorites list and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Jennifer’s Body” is on the pope’s favorites list and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Controversial yet brave opinion: if you have strong negative feelings w/Guillermo Del Toro’s “Frankenstein”, than by all means, raise the money & pitch your “100% faithful adaptation” to producers yourself because I trust the monster director who spent his life w/this story in his head & heart
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Controversial yet brave opinion: if you have strong negative feelings w/Guillermo Del Toro’s “Frankenstein”, than by all means, raise the money & pitch your “100% faithful adaptation” to producers yourself because I trust the monster director who spent his life w/this story in his head & heart
Yay! I can stop listening to cissy white gays cry on the internet about the dangers of gay marriage being repealed by the courts.
Seriously, some of y’all need too look at the way you talked about the potentiality of the decision knowing full well the dangers facing the whole LGBTQ+ community.
Seriously, some of y’all need too look at the way you talked about the potentiality of the decision knowing full well the dangers facing the whole LGBTQ+ community.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yay! I can stop listening to cissy white gays cry on the internet about the dangers of gay marriage being repealed by the courts.
Seriously, some of y’all need too look at the way you talked about the potentiality of the decision knowing full well the dangers facing the whole LGBTQ+ community.
Seriously, some of y’all need too look at the way you talked about the potentiality of the decision knowing full well the dangers facing the whole LGBTQ+ community.
It’s always wonderful with @kiebepup.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s always wonderful with @kiebepup.bsky.social
If I ever took up drag, I would be a Jinkx Monsoon cover queen called “Cursed Tropical Depression.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If I ever took up drag, I would be a Jinkx Monsoon cover queen called “Cursed Tropical Depression.”
My date tonight is REAAAAAALLLY FUCKING CUTE!!! 🥰🥰
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My date tonight is REAAAAAALLLY FUCKING CUTE!!! 🥰🥰
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
When you realize you basically absorbed the load your partner left in you the day before.
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
a woman in a purple jacket and black pants is dancing on a stage holding a microphone .
ALT: a woman in a purple jacket and black pants is dancing on a stage holding a microphone .
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November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When you realize you basically absorbed the load your partner left in you the day before.
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
I don’t live in NYC, but I am VERY happy and excited for its future! 😃😃😃😃
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don’t live in NYC, but I am VERY happy and excited for its future! 😃😃😃😃
Found these recently and I bought them before I started seriously working on my glutes. How do you think they look?
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Found these recently and I bought them before I started seriously working on my glutes. How do you think they look?
I’m a Taurus, I can go no contact with my husband if I needed to over something like not loading the dishwasher right.
Point is, establishing the boundaries and whys is important and using block buttons or whatever technology available to cut ties. Stand your ground and beliefs.
Point is, establishing the boundaries and whys is important and using block buttons or whatever technology available to cut ties. Stand your ground and beliefs.
People who stopped talking to their family / parents entirely over politics - what finally pushed you to go no contact? And how did you handle it?
Asking as someone who just really wants to tell my mother to fuck all the way off with her fake Christian hypocrisy
Asking as someone who just really wants to tell my mother to fuck all the way off with her fake Christian hypocrisy
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m a Taurus, I can go no contact with my husband if I needed to over something like not loading the dishwasher right.
Point is, establishing the boundaries and whys is important and using block buttons or whatever technology available to cut ties. Stand your ground and beliefs.
Point is, establishing the boundaries and whys is important and using block buttons or whatever technology available to cut ties. Stand your ground and beliefs.
Getting to see @kiebepup.bsky.social so soon is gonna feel so wonderful!!! Hehe Excited to have them back in my arms and bed… and puss hehe.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Getting to see @kiebepup.bsky.social so soon is gonna feel so wonderful!!! Hehe Excited to have them back in my arms and bed… and puss hehe.
A very Happy Dick Cheney’s Death Day to all those who celebrate!! May a flight of demons sing thee to thy fiery pit!
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A very Happy Dick Cheney’s Death Day to all those who celebrate!! May a flight of demons sing thee to thy fiery pit!
News is awful
Post a Godzilla
Post a Godzilla
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
News is awful
Post a Godzilla
Post a Godzilla
@ghoztd.bsky.social hole4hole?
🚨 SPOOKY GIVEAWAY 🚨
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
We have *two* Jinns up for grabs - and he's ready plow both you and a friend wide open 😈
Want one?
🔁 RT this post
👣 Follow us
🕳️ Tag a hole
Both you and your tagged friend choses the size 😇
Ends 3rd Nov.
(And yes - we will count entries where you tag each other!)
November 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
@ghoztd.bsky.social hole4hole?
I can make you cum in 3 days 😈💖
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I can make you cum in 3 days 😈💖
Controversial yet brave (slightly mean) opinion: Nov 1st Christmas Gays really need to use the therapy they say their in to heal the trauma that causes them to romanticize a holiday so much they decorate at 12:01am. It really feels like toxic avoidance of deep rooted trauma or just toxic.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Controversial yet brave (slightly mean) opinion: Nov 1st Christmas Gays really need to use the therapy they say their in to heal the trauma that causes them to romanticize a holiday so much they decorate at 12:01am. It really feels like toxic avoidance of deep rooted trauma or just toxic.
ITS A GREAT DAY FOR DODGER BASEBALL!!!!
a blue background with the word win in white
ALT: a blue background with the word win in white
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November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ITS A GREAT DAY FOR DODGER BASEBALL!!!!
I don’t put up Christmas till AFTER thanksgiving. Also, DM me for pricing if you need a mandatory Indigenous person at your family/friendsgiving dinner. My services/rates are fair and available. 👍😘
please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
November 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don’t put up Christmas till AFTER thanksgiving. Also, DM me for pricing if you need a mandatory Indigenous person at your family/friendsgiving dinner. My services/rates are fair and available. 👍😘
Controversial yet brave opinion: Bring back “fat” Billy Eichner. He wasn’t funnier or nicer or more tolerable but I feel like his whole shtick makes more sense if he didn’t look like an ozempic gay.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Controversial yet brave opinion: Bring back “fat” Billy Eichner. He wasn’t funnier or nicer or more tolerable but I feel like his whole shtick makes more sense if he didn’t look like an ozempic gay.