polyglot | free-use research nerd | 🏳️🌈 IDIC 🖖
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I’ve seen stuff on how (too) much sex ed falls to SWers & yes—AND hey civ queers, u can hire someone too!
Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go
Sub: what
What BDSM is actually like
Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go
Dom: what
Sub: please
… and ofc it’s biblical / rabbinic too sooo basically now I know god’s own name for us who do this thing 😈
… and ofc it’s biblical / rabbinic too sooo basically now I know god’s own name for us who do this thing 😈
& ya care is hot & life is hard & I want it to be less so for you lovlies, guess that tracks even for slut me 😂🥰
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
& ya care is hot & life is hard & I want it to be less so for you lovlies, guess that tracks even for slut me 😂🥰
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
answer almost always: ohhhh, right, that pervertible I wore to the kink event
(today’s exhibit: a clothing tag for “safety gear”??? …aka neon vest at techno punk fetish party)
answer almost always: ohhhh, right, that pervertible I wore to the kink event
(today’s exhibit: a clothing tag for “safety gear”??? …aka neon vest at techno punk fetish party)
(hoping for lack of seismic activity)
(hoping for lack of seismic activity)
pls brain I am begging you lemme have the good thing 🥹
i try to be a good client but shame, (implicit) whorephobia & simple ignorance have made me fuck up sometimes & I’m grateful for all the opps I’ve had to learn & do better.
i try to be a good client but shame, (implicit) whorephobia & simple ignorance have made me fuck up sometimes & I’m grateful for all the opps I’ve had to learn & do better.
ladyboy einsteins for me
“Proto Indo-European might as well be my ADHD brain masturbating cuz the connections bw the cognates make the daughter langs make sense & the regular structure makes math brain shudder”
anyhoo work is done & life‘s all right. Happy holidays & take care of yourselves!
“Proto Indo-European might as well be my ADHD brain masturbating cuz the connections bw the cognates make the daughter langs make sense & the regular structure makes math brain shudder”
anyhoo work is done & life‘s all right. Happy holidays & take care of yourselves!
literally no one:
me: but what if I translated smut into Biblical Hebrew to give learners a properly queer radical alternative to dull evangelical storybooks?
literally no one:
me: but what if I translated smut into Biblical Hebrew to give learners a properly queer radical alternative to dull evangelical storybooks?
pls brain I am begging you lemme have the good thing 🥹
pls brain I am begging you lemme have the good thing 🥹
(it’s more likely if the woman “emits her seed” first so some ppl know more than you’d think abt female pleasure)
bc they might look at each other over a spaghetti dinner & say in unison “I guess that’s why we had both!” [one child, enby]
(it’s more likely if the woman “emits her seed” first so some ppl know more than you’d think abt female pleasure)
bc they might look at each other over a spaghetti dinner & say in unison “I guess that’s why we had both!” [one child, enby]
(I’m presumably fine, just will be ginger-ale-ing & sleeping my way thru the rest of Thanksgiving week & the internet is a good place to be cranky)
(I’m presumably fine, just will be ginger-ale-ing & sleeping my way thru the rest of Thanksgiving week & the internet is a good place to be cranky)
Mom: “I’ll have to get handcuffs to keep him from going right back to normal activities”
me: “Whoa, mom! I don’t wanna know what you two—“
her: “I know, I should’ve seen if you had any first…”
TIL today my mom pays more attn than I think 💀🤣🌈
Mom: “I’ll have to get handcuffs to keep him from going right back to normal activities”
me: “Whoa, mom! I don’t wanna know what you two—“
her: “I know, I should’ve seen if you had any first…”
TIL today my mom pays more attn than I think 💀🤣🌈