queeriously
queeriously.bsky.social
queeriously
@queeriously.bsky.social
🔞 | enby | 30s | switchy silly heavy-maso femsub

polyglot | free-use research nerd | 🏳️‍🌈 IDIC 🖖

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grateful to SWers I’ve hired for the queer sex ed—both as a slut w all the hangups to be coaxed past w/o judgment & for the practice (and payoff!) in owning & expressing my desires/attraction

I’ve seen stuff on how (too) much sex ed falls to SWers & yes—AND hey civ queers, u can hire someone too!
Oops this is both domme me and sub me
What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Of COURSE the way I always mispronounce one common normal-ass Hebrew verb is a word too and means “deviant/pervert” 😂

… and ofc it’s biblical / rabbinic too sooo basically now I know god’s own name for us who do this thing 😈
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
my most used emoji is 🫂

& ya care is hot & life is hard & I want it to be less so for you lovlies, guess that tracks even for slut me 😂🥰

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December 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“wait wtf is this random thing lying around in my house??”

answer almost always: ohhhh, right, that pervertible I wore to the kink event

(today’s exhibit: a clothing tag for “safety gear”??? …aka neon vest at techno punk fetish party)
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it’s not the lookiest of lookers but it’s gonna taste DELISH

(hoping for lack of seismic activity)
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
my brain did malicious compliance, I am not making myself work but also I am so siiiiick 😂😤
committee thinks I’m fully ready to defend my proposal as is so I unexpectedly get…an actual holiday?!

pls brain I am begging you lemme have the good thing 🥹
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
grateful to providers sharing their exp on here that I can learn from & to those I’ve seen who have been v patient w me.

i try to be a good client but shame, (implicit) whorephobia & simple ignorance have made me fuck up sometimes & I’m grateful for all the opps I’ve had to learn & do better.
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I shall be my chorister self chugging water at the bluesky Christmas party so I can serenade you all / my several crushes on here 🌈🥰
at the bluesky christmas party this is what youll find me drinking at the nar

ladyboy einsteins for me
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
sentence I uttered today:

“Proto Indo-European might as well be my ADHD brain masturbating cuz the connections bw the cognates make the daughter langs make sense & the regular structure makes math brain shudder”

anyhoo work is done & life‘s all right. Happy holidays & take care of yourselves!
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
slutty cheeky Hebrew: *uses body parts to describe locations* (“lips of the sea” = seashore etc)

literally no one:

me: but what if I translated smut into Biblical Hebrew to give learners a properly queer radical alternative to dull evangelical storybooks?
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Want to support us, but feel you can't give money endlessly? Disrupting the way that violence against sex workers is normalized is a great place to start. Don't laugh at jokes where we're the punchline. Better, even, challenge the comedian. Cultural and societal shifts start at home and at work.
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m so late to this one, like everything gay, but STILL 🤣😍
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
committee thinks I’m fully ready to defend my proposal as is so I unexpectedly get…an actual holiday?!

pls brain I am begging you lemme have the good thing 🥹
December 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Today is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. Originally conceived in memory of the lives taken by the Green River Killer, let this serve as a reminder that the precautions we take through measures like screening are not arbitrary. 1/
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
fave part (for real tho!) of not being on T is alienating/confusing tf out of my fellow tenors 😈 and impressing the women 🙈when I switch to the soprano descant at need.
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
FLYING after finishing a fullll draft of this diss proposal, no-one can tell me shit today 🤓🔥
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I really am a masochist, I’m excited for footnote-wrangling day.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Sadistic Reviewer no. 2 should only exist in edge play as a Domme with her equally nerdcore sub, you can’t change my mind
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
its at these times—when choir’s winter concert brings back nothing so much as the memory of atheist me and Irish lapsed-Catholic her bellowing “Adeste Fideles” in Latin one June (sic) in the social area at a fetish party—that I realize mb I AM just a lil…weird 🤓😉🥰
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
NEVER explain Talmud on how to bear sons to your parents—-

(it’s more likely if the woman “emits her seed” first so some ppl know more than you’d think abt female pleasure)

bc they might look at each other over a spaghetti dinner & say in unison “I guess that’s why we had both!” [one child, enby]
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Does anyone have any tips & tricks for growing engagement on here or dos/don’ts? I’m invested in redirecting my time & attention here more with the way things are going elsewhere, but would like to see my effort actually pay off. I’m also -so close- to my goal of having 3000 followers by New Year! 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
uh-oh I’m sick enough that I don’t wanna be touched & nothing is sexy to me, that takes a determined bug 😂

(I’m presumably fine, just will be ginger-ale-ing & sleeping my way thru the rest of Thanksgiving week & the internet is a good place to be cranky)
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Discussing my disaster-patient dad’s coming surgery:

Mom: “I’ll have to get handcuffs to keep him from going right back to normal activities”

me: “Whoa, mom! I don’t wanna know what you two—“

her: “I know, I should’ve seen if you had any first…”

TIL today my mom pays more attn than I think 💀🤣🌈
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I tend to work at a serious femme look only when I’m trying to impress so HOW lucky my bestie is bi and finds everyday masc-ish and “gender: chaotic” me hot 🥰🌈😈
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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an advice to all current and future client: don't wait for 'the perfect moment' to book us because the moment 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 be perfect, 𝘸𝘦 make the moment perfect - that's what we are good at, this is our gift and we like to share it :)
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM