Queen Olafi 🏳️🌈🐧
@queenolafi.bsky.social
She/her
Has all the books
Raging queer
Queen of Queer Country
Has all the books
Raging queer
Queen of Queer Country
Pokémon but the opposing trainer has a baseball bat and tries to score a homerun every time someone throws a pokéball
December 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Pokémon but the opposing trainer has a baseball bat and tries to score a homerun every time someone throws a pokéball
torn between wanting to scream into the void and fearing that the void might think I'm mad at it
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 PM
torn between wanting to scream into the void and fearing that the void might think I'm mad at it
opening a restaurant with just a bunch of perfectly normal, standard restaurant dishes but all the dishes have human names
December 3, 2024 at 10:43 PM
opening a restaurant with just a bunch of perfectly normal, standard restaurant dishes but all the dishes have human names
This is such a weird time to be alive
November 11, 2024 at 9:54 PM
This is such a weird time to be alive
I am, indeed, not a 10/10 because that would make me, mathematically, a 1 and that's WEAK
October 10, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I am, indeed, not a 10/10 because that would make me, mathematically, a 1 and that's WEAK
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #393,578!
September 29, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #393,578!
Those news about a certain author hurt.
The more I learn about it, the worse it gets
The more I learn about it, the worse it gets
July 7, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Those news about a certain author hurt.
The more I learn about it, the worse it gets
The more I learn about it, the worse it gets
Over on Threads I said something along the lines of "Equality doesn't mean that women get drafted too, it means that no one gets drafted" and some dude seriously replied with "then you won't have anyone to fight in wars" AS IF THAT'S A BAD THING
June 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Over on Threads I said something along the lines of "Equality doesn't mean that women get drafted too, it means that no one gets drafted" and some dude seriously replied with "then you won't have anyone to fight in wars" AS IF THAT'S A BAD THING
That awkward moment when you're getting a cold but you're like "ehh, it's just a cold, it's fine" until you remember that last time you underestimated a cold, it ended with you at the hospital
June 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
That awkward moment when you're getting a cold but you're like "ehh, it's just a cold, it's fine" until you remember that last time you underestimated a cold, it ended with you at the hospital
tell me your pronouns or else
June 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
tell me your pronouns or else
my useless superpower is understanding too many puns way too quickly
June 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
my useless superpower is understanding too many puns way too quickly
it's pride month so all of you need to fall in love with me RIGHT NOW or else I WILL CRY
June 4, 2024 at 11:47 AM
it's pride month so all of you need to fall in love with me RIGHT NOW or else I WILL CRY
Reposted by Queen Olafi 🏳️🌈🐧
June 1, 2024 at 6:23 AM
So I started playing this game and I thought I was doing okay. It keeps telling me I did better than ~90% of all players so I figured it says that to everyone to encourage them but I checked and apparently I'm first place in a tournament I didn't even know I entered
May 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
So I started playing this game and I thought I was doing okay. It keeps telling me I did better than ~90% of all players so I figured it says that to everyone to encourage them but I checked and apparently I'm first place in a tournament I didn't even know I entered
GARTH AND BENNY FROM SUPERNATURAL ARE ENGAGED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, TIME TO REWATCH ALL 15 SEASONS AGAIN
May 19, 2024 at 10:42 AM
GARTH AND BENNY FROM SUPERNATURAL ARE ENGAGED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, TIME TO REWATCH ALL 15 SEASONS AGAIN
you can't spell ANGRY without GAY
May 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
you can't spell ANGRY without GAY
I have a job interview at a library next week I'M SO NERVOUS AND EXCITED
May 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I have a job interview at a library next week I'M SO NERVOUS AND EXCITED
Many people tell me, "You'll never get anything done if you're so down on yourself." Not true. My way just involves more crying
May 15, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Many people tell me, "You'll never get anything done if you're so down on yourself." Not true. My way just involves more crying
You ever notice that cookies dipped in cocoa are amazing but cookies dipped directly in cocoa powder suck?
May 15, 2024 at 4:29 PM
You ever notice that cookies dipped in cocoa are amazing but cookies dipped directly in cocoa powder suck?
I saw a post on Instagram that basically just said that, even in marriage, sexual consent is not automatically given just because you're married and a lot of men got really mad at that, said something about how "marriage is implied consent" and "he'll get it elsewhere".
1/2
1/2
May 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I saw a post on Instagram that basically just said that, even in marriage, sexual consent is not automatically given just because you're married and a lot of men got really mad at that, said something about how "marriage is implied consent" and "he'll get it elsewhere".
1/2
1/2
NYT Crosswords mini bullied me today.
I figured it out but it was mean
I figured it out but it was mean
May 3, 2024 at 7:04 PM
NYT Crosswords mini bullied me today.
I figured it out but it was mean
I figured it out but it was mean
I finished the game today and now I feel empty so I gotta save up a lot of money to buy a PlayStation 5 so I can play the sequel
I started playing Jedi: Fallen Order and nothing makes me happier than knowing I'm not the only one frustrated with the maps
May 2, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I finished the game today and now I feel empty so I gotta save up a lot of money to buy a PlayStation 5 so I can play the sequel
Maybe we don't actually really forget things but instead constantly walk through invisible portals that transport us into parallel worlds and the thing we "forgot" about simply never happened in the world we came from
May 2, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Maybe we don't actually really forget things but instead constantly walk through invisible portals that transport us into parallel worlds and the thing we "forgot" about simply never happened in the world we came from
My biggest flex is that cats like me
May 1, 2024 at 4:34 PM
My biggest flex is that cats like me
Somehow, the "not all men"-crew does not like it when I suggest they play Russian Roulette.
It's not all chambers, though. Only one of the six
It's not all chambers, though. Only one of the six
May 1, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Somehow, the "not all men"-crew does not like it when I suggest they play Russian Roulette.
It's not all chambers, though. Only one of the six
It's not all chambers, though. Only one of the six