Queen of the Dorks
@queenofthedorkslv.bsky.social
Clumsy every day. Live with my foot in my mouth. Sorry if I accidentally insult you. ADHD is my way of life.
If you need me, I'll be the one in full camoflage, curled up in a ball in the corner, doing my best to narrate whatever this clusterf*ck is that's going on right now
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If you need me, I'll be the one in full camoflage, curled up in a ball in the corner, doing my best to narrate whatever this clusterf*ck is that's going on right now
I'm honestly not trying to make fun of him, but what color was he wearing on his face this morning. It was very concerning. Almost like liver failure.
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I'm honestly not trying to make fun of him, but what color was he wearing on his face this morning. It was very concerning. Almost like liver failure.
Just finished watching the series finale of Stranger Things. No spoilers...I am just so emotionally drained. Highly recommend!
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just finished watching the series finale of Stranger Things. No spoilers...I am just so emotionally drained. Highly recommend!
This year I stepped on to the Bipolarcoaster and didn't know how to stop the ride. Mania was sometimes painful, while depression left me with no motivation. I finally was able to regain control about a month ago. I'm hopeful 2026 will be less up and down.
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This year I stepped on to the Bipolarcoaster and didn't know how to stop the ride. Mania was sometimes painful, while depression left me with no motivation. I finally was able to regain control about a month ago. I'm hopeful 2026 will be less up and down.
Two hours in and I'm already overstimulated. I have gone in my room to eat and watch tv to recharge.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Two hours in and I'm already overstimulated. I have gone in my room to eat and watch tv to recharge.
Can we all just come together and do a whoville mindvibe thing where our voices rise above this horrible regime and restore sanity?
December 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can we all just come together and do a whoville mindvibe thing where our voices rise above this horrible regime and restore sanity?
In 2026, I will be busy cheapening the look and slapping my name on every building in the kingdom of dorkville. I think opaque couche will be appropriate as it is the color of decay. I will use AI to scan and reject those who criticize me.
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In 2026, I will be busy cheapening the look and slapping my name on every building in the kingdom of dorkville. I think opaque couche will be appropriate as it is the color of decay. I will use AI to scan and reject those who criticize me.
Maybe this weekend I'll watch Arsenic and Old Lace. A fun classic!
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Maybe this weekend I'll watch Arsenic and Old Lace. A fun classic!
I went to Target to get a new heating pad. I made the mistake of taking the Duchess of Mayhem (my 8 yo granddaughter) with me. She was allowed to get one item under $10. After 30 minutes in the nail polish aisle and 15 in the marker aisle, she finally picked something. My nerves are on fire.
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I went to Target to get a new heating pad. I made the mistake of taking the Duchess of Mayhem (my 8 yo granddaughter) with me. She was allowed to get one item under $10. After 30 minutes in the nail polish aisle and 15 in the marker aisle, she finally picked something. My nerves are on fire.
And now the Hunger Games begin! I bet he thought this up all by himself.
Trump to create 'Patriot Games' for top high school athletes
High school athletes from each state will face off against each other in a four-day competition that critics are comparing to the Hunger Games.
www.usatoday.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And now the Hunger Games begin! I bet he thought this up all by himself.
Is it a bad thing that I just want us all to make it through the holidays before a bunch of people trying to cover their own a$$es make it more difficult for us to survive?
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is it a bad thing that I just want us all to make it through the holidays before a bunch of people trying to cover their own a$$es make it more difficult for us to survive?
The world just doesn't make sense right now
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The world just doesn't make sense right now
I went to my office Christmas party today. I think I'm done socializing for about 6 months.
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I went to my office Christmas party today. I think I'm done socializing for about 6 months.
Current press conference: I'm the best, I'm your favorite, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Biden sucks, old rhetoric, I'm the best, lie, lie, old rhetoric, slip of the tongue saying he's had the biggest tax hike, lie, lie, old rhetoric, Biden, I'm the best, lie, lie. News station cuts away.
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Current press conference: I'm the best, I'm your favorite, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Biden sucks, old rhetoric, I'm the best, lie, lie, old rhetoric, slip of the tongue saying he's had the biggest tax hike, lie, lie, old rhetoric, Biden, I'm the best, lie, lie. News station cuts away.
Just finished watching the season 5 part 1 release of Stranger Things. I was not expecting that!
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just finished watching the season 5 part 1 release of Stranger Things. I was not expecting that!
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This kid is brilliant. Voice of a generation.
I went to the grocery store today to get the rest of the stuff for Thanksgiving. I saw people using the calculator apps on their phones, putting back name brands for store brand items. I was doing the same thing as far as going for lower priced items. It makes me sad.
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I went to the grocery store today to get the rest of the stuff for Thanksgiving. I saw people using the calculator apps on their phones, putting back name brands for store brand items. I was doing the same thing as far as going for lower priced items. It makes me sad.
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The eloquent linguistic stylings of Trump
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The eloquent linguistic stylings of Trump
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Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
Do you ever get to a point in your day where there is only enough battery power to color and watch tv?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Do you ever get to a point in your day where there is only enough battery power to color and watch tv?
How is it that a man being held together by some kind of dark magic and a walking jelly fish hold so much power?
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How is it that a man being held together by some kind of dark magic and a walking jelly fish hold so much power?
Today's ADHD struggle: I have to do treatment plans, but I can't get myself to do them because there are more than 3.
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Today's ADHD struggle: I have to do treatment plans, but I can't get myself to do them because there are more than 3.
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De Mar-a-lago hunger games
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
De Mar-a-lago hunger games