quecmo
@quecmo.bsky.social
Nationally Recognized Jason Lee Super Fan
KC born and raised
(Technically Greenwood but close enough)
Formerly @quecmo and @WTFRoyals on the dead bird site
KC born and raised
(Technically Greenwood but close enough)
Formerly @quecmo and @WTFRoyals on the dead bird site
I had a breakfast burrito from a food truck yesterday that had French fries inside it. My stomach is less than happy about that today.
January 27, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I had a breakfast burrito from a food truck yesterday that had French fries inside it. My stomach is less than happy about that today.
Still hibernating from the cold and the news.
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Still hibernating from the cold and the news.
Here’s something nice for the feed of endless doom.
Kill less. Rescue kittens more.
Kill less. Rescue kittens more.
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Here’s something nice for the feed of endless doom.
Kill less. Rescue kittens more.
Kill less. Rescue kittens more.
What happens when they’re confronted by a real terrorist? It took 5, maybe 6, federal agents to unsuccessfully subdue a male nurse before getting so scared they shot him to death while he was on the ground.
January 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
What happens when they’re confronted by a real terrorist? It took 5, maybe 6, federal agents to unsuccessfully subdue a male nurse before getting so scared they shot him to death while he was on the ground.
Trump has been replaced by a doppelgänger. The man that just landed in Switzerland is not Trump. Please let your extremist, conspiracy minded family members know.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Trump has been replaced by a doppelgänger. The man that just landed in Switzerland is not Trump. Please let your extremist, conspiracy minded family members know.
Best player in football
2 interceptions and 3 fumbles
Doesn’t make it past the divisional round
2 interceptions and 3 fumbles
Doesn’t make it past the divisional round
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Best player in football
2 interceptions and 3 fumbles
Doesn’t make it past the divisional round
2 interceptions and 3 fumbles
Doesn’t make it past the divisional round
Some days I’m glad I’m not stuck in a tiny cubicle all day. Other days…
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Some days I’m glad I’m not stuck in a tiny cubicle all day. Other days…
Christmas present arrived late because Jason Lee surprised everyone by signing them.
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Christmas present arrived late because Jason Lee surprised everyone by signing them.
Ordered this. Somehow feel really white ordering a hip hop album on vinyl.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Ordered this. Somehow feel really white ordering a hip hop album on vinyl.
Reposted by quecmo
Giselle took half of everything
Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Giselle took half of everything
I hope the NFL adds games so I can watch more backups play important games.
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hope the NFL adds games so I can watch more backups play important games.
For the first time I can remember I don't know the name of the Chiefs QB.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
For the first time I can remember I don't know the name of the Chiefs QB.
Got up early to make a lunch.
Left lunch on counter.
Will have to eat gas station lunch.
Will have diarrhea.
Left lunch on counter.
Will have to eat gas station lunch.
Will have diarrhea.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Got up early to make a lunch.
Left lunch on counter.
Will have to eat gas station lunch.
Will have diarrhea.
Left lunch on counter.
Will have to eat gas station lunch.
Will have diarrhea.
Ja’marr Chase and Jalen Ramsey deserve each other.
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Ja’marr Chase and Jalen Ramsey deserve each other.
Just replaced my computer after 10 years. I don't know if it's good but it's so much better it feels space age.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just replaced my computer after 10 years. I don't know if it's good but it's so much better it feels space age.
Today is national don’t use your blinker day.
Apparently.
Apparently.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Today is national don’t use your blinker day.
Apparently.
Apparently.
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping”
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping”
I’m buying tires and Trump was right. Costs have come WAY down.
Wait…
Never mind. I was looking at the cost per tire not total price.
I am now broke.
Wait…
Never mind. I was looking at the cost per tire not total price.
I am now broke.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m buying tires and Trump was right. Costs have come WAY down.
Wait…
Never mind. I was looking at the cost per tire not total price.
I am now broke.
Wait…
Never mind. I was looking at the cost per tire not total price.
I am now broke.
Did they just ICE the MAGA kicker?
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Did they just ICE the MAGA kicker?
The real story here is government issue Vans.
I couldn’t wear sneakers when I was in Junior ROTC.
The richest country in the history of the world and we can’t properly outfit our stormtroopers.
I couldn’t wear sneakers when I was in Junior ROTC.
The richest country in the history of the world and we can’t properly outfit our stormtroopers.
October 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The real story here is government issue Vans.
I couldn’t wear sneakers when I was in Junior ROTC.
The richest country in the history of the world and we can’t properly outfit our stormtroopers.
I couldn’t wear sneakers when I was in Junior ROTC.
The richest country in the history of the world and we can’t properly outfit our stormtroopers.
Remember Jacksonville has that extra timeout they saved in the first half.
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Remember Jacksonville has that extra timeout they saved in the first half.