Mel Quackenbush
@quackenreleased.bsky.social
Level 38 - she/they - TTRPGs - Books - Nerdy Neurodivergent Disabled Queer - Silliness and Shenanigans
Play DnD with me!
https://startplaying.games/gm/melq
Play DnD with me!
https://startplaying.games/gm/melq
Me every single time I see anything news related.
a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
ALT: a woman is saying `` this is the bad place ! ''
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me every single time I see anything news related.
Reposted by Mel Quackenbush
Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.
I have several friends who are varying combinations of smart, hot, and autistic.
My 'tism loves a good rant and/info dump. I absolutely LOVE to watch my friends go off on their smarty-pants bullshit until they run out of steam.
I occasionally trigger that shit on purpose and I make zero apologies.
My 'tism loves a good rant and/info dump. I absolutely LOVE to watch my friends go off on their smarty-pants bullshit until they run out of steam.
I occasionally trigger that shit on purpose and I make zero apologies.
September 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I have several friends who are varying combinations of smart, hot, and autistic.
My 'tism loves a good rant and/info dump. I absolutely LOVE to watch my friends go off on their smarty-pants bullshit until they run out of steam.
I occasionally trigger that shit on purpose and I make zero apologies.
My 'tism loves a good rant and/info dump. I absolutely LOVE to watch my friends go off on their smarty-pants bullshit until they run out of steam.
I occasionally trigger that shit on purpose and I make zero apologies.
Friday in the Quacken House.
Get you a spouse that supports your desire to never leave your room again. 🤣
Get you a spouse that supports your desire to never leave your room again. 🤣
September 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Friday in the Quacken House.
Get you a spouse that supports your desire to never leave your room again. 🤣
Get you a spouse that supports your desire to never leave your room again. 🤣
Fully merc'd a PC last night.
Not unconscious. Zero saves.
Just "Good night, sweet prince. And flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest."
They had 4 hp left. Their max was 38.
I rolled a nat 20.
53 points of damage. Gone.
Farewell Sly. 🫡
Not unconscious. Zero saves.
Just "Good night, sweet prince. And flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest."
They had 4 hp left. Their max was 38.
I rolled a nat 20.
53 points of damage. Gone.
Farewell Sly. 🫡
September 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fully merc'd a PC last night.
Not unconscious. Zero saves.
Just "Good night, sweet prince. And flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest."
They had 4 hp left. Their max was 38.
I rolled a nat 20.
53 points of damage. Gone.
Farewell Sly. 🫡
Not unconscious. Zero saves.
Just "Good night, sweet prince. And flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest."
They had 4 hp left. Their max was 38.
I rolled a nat 20.
53 points of damage. Gone.
Farewell Sly. 🫡
Adventures in "Being The Fairy Dom Mommy"
A friend was asking me about the different labels we put on various flavors of gay men (twink/bear/otter/etc) and asked if femme folks had anything similar.
Y'all... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
A friend was asking me about the different labels we put on various flavors of gay men (twink/bear/otter/etc) and asked if femme folks had anything similar.
Y'all... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
August 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Adventures in "Being The Fairy Dom Mommy"
A friend was asking me about the different labels we put on various flavors of gay men (twink/bear/otter/etc) and asked if femme folks had anything similar.
Y'all... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
A friend was asking me about the different labels we put on various flavors of gay men (twink/bear/otter/etc) and asked if femme folks had anything similar.
Y'all... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
The chronic illness struggle of "I have performed one (1) singular task and now must lie down for like an hour."
August 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The chronic illness struggle of "I have performed one (1) singular task and now must lie down for like an hour."
My notes for the one shot I'm currently in the middle of contain the phrases "Purina Panther chow is spendy AF" and "Holy Man. Serves the Dawn Father and also cunt, but in a *Gone With the Wind* sort of way. Big Custer Energy" so like... its going.... well???
July 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My notes for the one shot I'm currently in the middle of contain the phrases "Purina Panther chow is spendy AF" and "Holy Man. Serves the Dawn Father and also cunt, but in a *Gone With the Wind* sort of way. Big Custer Energy" so like... its going.... well???
Reposted by Mel Quackenbush
I just want to make my art. I just want to be creative. I don't want to have to fight a war every day against the people who want me and mine dead.
July 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I just want to make my art. I just want to be creative. I don't want to have to fight a war every day against the people who want me and mine dead.
So I fell into a Wikipedia hole chasing down Authurian Legend... as one does... and I was reminded of how fucking dramatic our boy Lancelot is.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So I fell into a Wikipedia hole chasing down Authurian Legend... as one does... and I was reminded of how fucking dramatic our boy Lancelot is.
Spouse and I threw some tea into Boston Harbor today. Thought about @ladypurple.bsky.social the whole time. 😁
July 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Spouse and I threw some tea into Boston Harbor today. Thought about @ladypurple.bsky.social the whole time. 😁
All my friends are hot and its a PROBLEM ™️.
June 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All my friends are hot and its a PROBLEM ™️.
I may have started a cult.
My table yesterday was a bunch of teens.
These kids:
-Cast "light" on a jar of mayonnaise.
-Proclaimed themselves the "Order of the Holy Mayo"
-Started chanting "Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise! MAYONNAISE!"
-After, roaming the con doing their mayonnaise chant.
My table yesterday was a bunch of teens.
These kids:
-Cast "light" on a jar of mayonnaise.
-Proclaimed themselves the "Order of the Holy Mayo"
-Started chanting "Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise! MAYONNAISE!"
-After, roaming the con doing their mayonnaise chant.
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I may have started a cult.
My table yesterday was a bunch of teens.
These kids:
-Cast "light" on a jar of mayonnaise.
-Proclaimed themselves the "Order of the Holy Mayo"
-Started chanting "Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise! MAYONNAISE!"
-After, roaming the con doing their mayonnaise chant.
My table yesterday was a bunch of teens.
These kids:
-Cast "light" on a jar of mayonnaise.
-Proclaimed themselves the "Order of the Holy Mayo"
-Started chanting "Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise! MAYONNAISE!"
-After, roaming the con doing their mayonnaise chant.
Me: Why are we printing a spreadsheet for me... manually enter into another spreadsheet? Just email me and I can copy/paste the information into the proper fields. It will cut processing time and reduce the chances for human error.
Supervisor: I... do not know. Let me get back to you on that.
Supervisor: I... do not know. Let me get back to you on that.
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me: Why are we printing a spreadsheet for me... manually enter into another spreadsheet? Just email me and I can copy/paste the information into the proper fields. It will cut processing time and reduce the chances for human error.
Supervisor: I... do not know. Let me get back to you on that.
Supervisor: I... do not know. Let me get back to you on that.
Sometimes you gotta make a chart to explain your campaign and the character relationships. #dnd #callofthenetherdeep
June 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sometimes you gotta make a chart to explain your campaign and the character relationships. #dnd #callofthenetherdeep
My players make sure there's never a dull moment.
June 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My players make sure there's never a dull moment.
Find me next week telling stories and rolling dice. I'm in at 11 am both days. I've written two new adventures for this event so come by on Saturday for "Whispers in the Wastes", a goblin-themed adventure, or Sunday for "Echoes of the Forgotten" if you prefer something more undead themed. #nococon
May 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Find me next week telling stories and rolling dice. I'm in at 11 am both days. I've written two new adventures for this event so come by on Saturday for "Whispers in the Wastes", a goblin-themed adventure, or Sunday for "Echoes of the Forgotten" if you prefer something more undead themed. #nococon
Achievement Unlocked: Made a player cry at the table.
May 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Achievement Unlocked: Made a player cry at the table.
I ordered my old faithful sandwich from my favorite sandwich shop only to learn they've changed to different pickles and switched up the recipe for the sauce throwing off the whole Feng Shui of the sandwich and my brain thinks it's illegal now. AuDHD is absolutely wild.
May 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I ordered my old faithful sandwich from my favorite sandwich shop only to learn they've changed to different pickles and switched up the recipe for the sauce throwing off the whole Feng Shui of the sandwich and my brain thinks it's illegal now. AuDHD is absolutely wild.
I can't tell if it's coming from outside or the apartment next door but one of the neighbor kids is scream-singing "Hot To Go" at full volume. I am reminded of all the times as a teen that I blasted the same five songs on repeat for days. I must have been hell to live next to. 😅
May 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I can't tell if it's coming from outside or the apartment next door but one of the neighbor kids is scream-singing "Hot To Go" at full volume. I am reminded of all the times as a teen that I blasted the same five songs on repeat for days. I must have been hell to live next to. 😅
A girl I went to high school with tried to loop me into her weight loss mlm this morning.
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A girl I went to high school with tried to loop me into her weight loss mlm this morning.
Hopped on to the website for my local cinema to what is playing now and coming soon. I was not prepared for this level of emotional damage this morning.
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hopped on to the website for my local cinema to what is playing now and coming soon. I was not prepared for this level of emotional damage this morning.
Y'all. I've got enough players on board to open my second table! (Still 2 seats available but I'll run with what I've got.) The very idea of being paid to run DnD is absolutely fuckin' wild.
May 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Y'all. I've got enough players on board to open my second table! (Still 2 seats available but I'll run with what I've got.) The very idea of being paid to run DnD is absolutely fuckin' wild.
Wanna try out the wild and wonderful world of #dungeonsanddragons but don't know where to start? I've got a beginner friendly table open now!
startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
April 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wanna try out the wild and wonderful world of #dungeonsanddragons but don't know where to start? I've got a beginner friendly table open now!
startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
startplaying.games/adventure/cm...