Qiigan
@qiigangee.bsky.social
(kee-gan) they/them c 1992
autist, artist, degenerate lefty, mild mannered janitor, textbook leo
autist, artist, degenerate lefty, mild mannered janitor, textbook leo
I know mom never knew it but the reason I had a robot as her contact photo is cause Eva unit 01 was the best mom ever
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I know mom never knew it but the reason I had a robot as her contact photo is cause Eva unit 01 was the best mom ever
When my nails are short I feel like I got stubby lil chameleon hands
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
When my nails are short I feel like I got stubby lil chameleon hands
Starting to worry the country’s only hope is a bunch of angry drunk kids
February 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Starting to worry the country’s only hope is a bunch of angry drunk kids
Hell world clown show
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hell world clown show
Since big guy helpful neighbor pants has taken off on vacation I have:
Flooded the kitchen
Flooded the bathroom
Rescued my bird from a GLUE TRAP
And it’s been NINE DAYS
Flooded the kitchen
Flooded the bathroom
Rescued my bird from a GLUE TRAP
And it’s been NINE DAYS
February 7, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Since big guy helpful neighbor pants has taken off on vacation I have:
Flooded the kitchen
Flooded the bathroom
Rescued my bird from a GLUE TRAP
And it’s been NINE DAYS
Flooded the kitchen
Flooded the bathroom
Rescued my bird from a GLUE TRAP
And it’s been NINE DAYS
What is Orange but Brown’s younger, hotter cousin
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
What is Orange but Brown’s younger, hotter cousin
It’s 10 pm, do you know where your kidneys are?
February 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It’s 10 pm, do you know where your kidneys are?
If god wanted me to be better she wouldn’t reward me for being a little bastard all the time
February 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
If god wanted me to be better she wouldn’t reward me for being a little bastard all the time
Who up yearning for the abyss
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Who up yearning for the abyss
Rizz deficit got so bad Hudson Williams is causing mass hysteria
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Rizz deficit got so bad Hudson Williams is causing mass hysteria
The volume of this dick pill ad just disintegrated me
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The volume of this dick pill ad just disintegrated me
We really do need a dislike button I don’t want enablers in my life
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We really do need a dislike button I don’t want enablers in my life
Today I tried to save myself time by walking away from the Brita as I was filling it and it only took me four hours to clean up all the water
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Today I tried to save myself time by walking away from the Brita as I was filling it and it only took me four hours to clean up all the water
If you approach me at the store and you say anything other than “hey can I pay for all this for you” you’d better be ready to drop into a sprint immediately
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
If you approach me at the store and you say anything other than “hey can I pay for all this for you” you’d better be ready to drop into a sprint immediately
The day of the 2024 election I saw a family of four marching to their polling place w a trump flag in tow and I still think about it. Hope the kids are safe and outta there.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The day of the 2024 election I saw a family of four marching to their polling place w a trump flag in tow and I still think about it. Hope the kids are safe and outta there.
Don’t even walk up to me if you’re dressed like a rent a cop cause I’m gonna laugh in your face and why are you picking a fight w a guy who’s under five feet tall you look crazy
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Don’t even walk up to me if you’re dressed like a rent a cop cause I’m gonna laugh in your face and why are you picking a fight w a guy who’s under five feet tall you look crazy
I fight sleeping pills for fun dawg this ain’t my first shit
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I fight sleeping pills for fun dawg this ain’t my first shit
I don’t have the weed budget for all this
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I don’t have the weed budget for all this
H&R Block emailing me like I’m ever gonna pay taxes again
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
H&R Block emailing me like I’m ever gonna pay taxes again
OH I get to make art and fuck til the world ends that’s pretty sick
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
OH I get to make art and fuck til the world ends that’s pretty sick
Prayers up for ya boy med step down while I’m luteal AGAIN (with supervision this time)
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Prayers up for ya boy med step down while I’m luteal AGAIN (with supervision this time)
God’s real cause as soon as I had the idea to draw a heart w a vagina on it my tablet pen kerploded
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
God’s real cause as soon as I had the idea to draw a heart w a vagina on it my tablet pen kerploded
Got that monkey paw curlin feeling again
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Got that monkey paw curlin feeling again
Y’all bad news I think the world really is ending I got cracked tonight
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Y’all bad news I think the world really is ending I got cracked tonight
Nobody told me cigarettes were BAD for you what the fuck
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Nobody told me cigarettes were BAD for you what the fuck