Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
@qbitpup.bsky.social
Bark!
Queer sci-fi pup in the SF Bay Area (San Jose).
Tie me up, hypnotize me, give me skritches & tell me I’m a good boy. (Then let the trouble begin)
Married/boy to @afterdork.bsky.social
Sometimes lassoed & blissfully tormented by @bucking.orc.rodeo
Queer sci-fi pup in the SF Bay Area (San Jose).
Tie me up, hypnotize me, give me skritches & tell me I’m a good boy. (Then let the trouble begin)
Married/boy to @afterdork.bsky.social
Sometimes lassoed & blissfully tormented by @bucking.orc.rodeo
Big Adventure! We’re on our way to Porto, Portugal! Got up early to have time to get in a 11km workout and a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social before the car service picked us up. 😁💪🐾
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Big Adventure! We’re on our way to Porto, Portugal! Got up early to have time to get in a 11km workout and a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social before the car service picked us up. 😁💪🐾
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
(And I got my rainbow hair redone for the trip)
Got out before dawn for a long chilly 10km run. And a couple also chilly flexing photos for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Got out before dawn for a long chilly 10km run. And a couple also chilly flexing photos for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
Today’s run was an 11km fartlek (a series of alternating run/jog intervals ). You can tell from the grin how loopy it left me.
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Today’s run was an 11km fartlek (a series of alternating run/jog intervals ). You can tell from the grin how loopy it left me.
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Lots of well-behaved dogs on walks, so I only played @jockout.bsky.social ‘s Barko Polo in my head.
And a somewhat derpy grin and flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
First run of 2026!
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
First run of 2026!
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
And first flex of the year for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(It’s hard to see but those are polychromatic fern fronds on my leggings)
I got the living room tidied enough to set up my puppy bed!
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I got the living room tidied enough to set up my puppy bed!
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
(And yes, those are human-safe chew toys!)
Our hosts for NYE decided it should be a comfy party so I’m wearing my husky kigurumi. I can pup out without being in gear. 🐶🤪🐾
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Our hosts for NYE decided it should be a comfy party so I’m wearing my husky kigurumi. I can pup out without being in gear. 🐶🤪🐾
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
And my tail has a squeaker!
Happy New Year!
Working on that resolve going *into* the New Year. Big and Exciting Changes in store as my research ends mid year.
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Working on that resolve going *into* the New Year. Big and Exciting Changes in store as my research ends mid year.
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
And of course a flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Alas, all the dogs on my route were too polite, so only in-my-head Barko Polo, @jockout.bsky.social )
Back at it with @hyphyphurray.bsky.social’s Muscle Pup Workout in my ears! Had the company gym to myself so could get away with peeling the singlet down for pix.
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Back at it with @hyphyphurray.bsky.social’s Muscle Pup Workout in my ears! Had the company gym to myself so could get away with peeling the singlet down for pix.
Time to run off the last 4 weeks of feasting. It was a brisk 39° F this morning but that won’t stop me from flexing for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social 😁
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Time to run off the last 4 weeks of feasting. It was a brisk 39° F this morning but that won’t stop me from flexing for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social 😁
Reposted by Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
Fixing a brat is easy!
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Fixing a brat is easy!
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
You just put your hand under their chin and they go 🌀😵💫YES SIR🌀😵💫
Just finished our annual Christmas trip to Mr S.
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just finished our annual Christmas trip to Mr S.
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
Puppy got a pony. 😈
(The Bad Dragon kind)
My tail is wagging for the first time said tail gets to play with it.
Thanks and smooches to @afterdork.bsky.social for putting up with me looking at every single thing in the shop until I picked it out?
Reposted by Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
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December 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Pesky flamingos flew off with my shirt 🤪
Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pesky flamingos flew off with my shirt 🤪
Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
Two post-run #Fridayflex shots for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social, one with bonus flamingo.
Got out before sunrise for a 5k run. Succeeded in not getting run over in the dark.
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Got out before sunrise for a 5k run. Succeeded in not getting run over in the dark.
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
And a predawn flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social !
Bark bark bark
Out for a run on a very very foggy morning, so here’s a hi-viz grin&flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Out for a run on a very very foggy morning, so here’s a hi-viz grin&flex for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
(Plus proof that I’m still mad enough to do shirtless pix in 41°F weather. )
Bonuses today: 1 dog to bark at for @jockout.bsky.social and 1 very cute electrician outside the IBEW hall #flexfriday
Reposted by Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
Give your partner the gift of a Puppy for Christmas by melting your brain to one of my Pup files! They'll come home to such an eager, playful present*.
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Give your partner the gift of a Puppy for Christmas by melting your brain to one of my Pup files! They'll come home to such an eager, playful present*.
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶
🎄*Make sure to affix a bow to your collar before you hit play 😈 🐶
Reposted by Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
Seeing as it's Christmastime: I'm going to gift ye some holiday cheer!
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December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seeing as it's Christmastime: I'm going to gift ye some holiday cheer!
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Three grins and two flexes for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and #flexfriday
(My neighbors are used to my half-naked poses in any weather — 41°F/5°C together)
I took a tumble (the not-fun kind; bruised knees and palms) just finishing a Turkey Trot 10k last week and this was my 1st day back out there.
(My neighbors are used to my half-naked poses in any weather — 41°F/5°C together)
I took a tumble (the not-fun kind; bruised knees and palms) just finishing a Turkey Trot 10k last week and this was my 1st day back out there.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Three grins and two flexes for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and #flexfriday
(My neighbors are used to my half-naked poses in any weather — 41°F/5°C together)
I took a tumble (the not-fun kind; bruised knees and palms) just finishing a Turkey Trot 10k last week and this was my 1st day back out there.
(My neighbors are used to my half-naked poses in any weather — 41°F/5°C together)
I took a tumble (the not-fun kind; bruised knees and palms) just finishing a Turkey Trot 10k last week and this was my 1st day back out there.
Reposted by Just a pup named Qubit 🔜Porto 🏳️🌈🔞😵💫
STOP. Just take 5 minutes, be a Good Boy, listen and relax.
You earned it, Boy. A little gift from Sir.
soundcloud.com/josh-hypno/s...
You earned it, Boy. A little gift from Sir.
soundcloud.com/josh-hypno/s...
Stop and Relax Loop
Just take a little time for yourself and listen to this on a loop. Stop, listen, and relax, like the Good Boy you are.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
STOP. Just take 5 minutes, be a Good Boy, listen and relax.
You earned it, Boy. A little gift from Sir.
soundcloud.com/josh-hypno/s...
You earned it, Boy. A little gift from Sir.
soundcloud.com/josh-hypno/s...
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Note to self: before listening to one of @hyphyphurray.bsky.social ‘s pup tracks in preparation for a romp with your husband/handler, consider writing the trigger phrase(s) somewhere clearly visible to him on your body.
(It would make it much easier to stay down in wordless horny pup space!)
(It would make it much easier to stay down in wordless horny pup space!)
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Note to self: before listening to one of @hyphyphurray.bsky.social ‘s pup tracks in preparation for a romp with your husband/handler, consider writing the trigger phrase(s) somewhere clearly visible to him on your body.
(It would make it much easier to stay down in wordless horny pup space!)
(It would make it much easier to stay down in wordless horny pup space!)
What do pirate pups say?
Awrrrrrrrf!
Cap’n Lucky at the Bilge Pump Bar declared I was the official ship’s dog last night. 🐶🤪🐾🐾🐾😁
Time to go sniff out more pirate bones!
Awrrrrrrrf!
Cap’n Lucky at the Bilge Pump Bar declared I was the official ship’s dog last night. 🐶🤪🐾🐾🐾😁
Time to go sniff out more pirate bones!
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What do pirate pups say?
Awrrrrrrrf!
Cap’n Lucky at the Bilge Pump Bar declared I was the official ship’s dog last night. 🐶🤪🐾🐾🐾😁
Time to go sniff out more pirate bones!
Awrrrrrrrf!
Cap’n Lucky at the Bilge Pump Bar declared I was the official ship’s dog last night. 🐶🤪🐾🐾🐾😁
Time to go sniff out more pirate bones!
All checked into the hotel for PAW and I finally get to try out my new bed 😁😁😁🐶🐶🐾
*And* I’ve already had opportunity to put into practice skills acquired via tracks from @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and @jockout.bsky.social 🤪🐶😈
*And* I’ve already had opportunity to put into practice skills acquired via tracks from @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and @jockout.bsky.social 🤪🐶😈
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
All checked into the hotel for PAW and I finally get to try out my new bed 😁😁😁🐶🐶🐾
*And* I’ve already had opportunity to put into practice skills acquired via tracks from @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and @jockout.bsky.social 🤪🐶😈
*And* I’ve already had opportunity to put into practice skills acquired via tracks from @hyphyphurray.bsky.social and @jockout.bsky.social 🤪🐶😈
An early and slightly derpy Halloween flex & grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
No dogs to bark back at for @jockout.bsky.social, alas — but there was one hot guy in a cowboy-riding-a-Holstein-bull costume 🤠😈🎃
No dogs to bark back at for @jockout.bsky.social, alas — but there was one hot guy in a cowboy-riding-a-Holstein-bull costume 🤠😈🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
An early and slightly derpy Halloween flex & grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
No dogs to bark back at for @jockout.bsky.social, alas — but there was one hot guy in a cowboy-riding-a-Holstein-bull costume 🤠😈🎃
No dogs to bark back at for @jockout.bsky.social, alas — but there was one hot guy in a cowboy-riding-a-Holstein-bull costume 🤠😈🎃
Oh, no! Had to dash to work and missed posting yesterday’s flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Oh, no! Had to dash to work and missed posting yesterday’s flex and grin for @hyphyphurray.bsky.social