I want glass of milk for my birthday

Really lucky the pastel pink diet monster energy wasn't out when I was in high school. The white can already had such a chokehold on me. Anyway I don't have an eating disorder anymore so I'm not sure if I can make this a defining characteristic. But the ultra strawberry dreams flavor is so good

Ever since I was a baby I knew I was born to be in the wrong body

My goal this year is to smoke more cigarettes than the last 3 years combined

i need to scrape the resin out of my lungs

20,000 protesters chanting “park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me”

hell yeah my app is already glitching out

breaking bad's so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you "skyler white is such a bitch"

(I am sorry for calling the hypothetical person a bitch. The format doesn't lend itself well to this joke. Goodnight everpony.)