Text my friend this morning:
"We should get tramp stamps in the LOTR font that say hobbit hole"

I used to work at a keyboard factory, but I got fired. They said I wasn't putting in enough Shifts. ⌨️

I've started my first cup of coffee in like 4 days and I'm already starting to see through time

Have you ever tried applesauce for you pedicure? My son seems to think it's a good idea on account of the applesauce all over my feet right now

I'm so sick of dealing with emergencies right now.

"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
-Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

Booty booty booty booty rockin' erryWHERE

Welp, I finished Priest Volume 2 over coffee. It's really slow about explaining what the heck is going on...not sure if this will keep my attention much longer. In any case, closing in quick on the summer reading goal of 5! #manga #manwha #Priest

Finished the first volume of Priest. Quick read since it was mostly just violence. On to volume two! #manga

This kiddo is full of beans today. I just want to do my summer reading of questionable manga. 😭 Is it actually manga? It reads from left to right and it's by a Korean artist. But it was published by Tokyopop? What weird thing did I inherit??

Wait, chocolate has caffeine in it?!?!

What's the preferred way to do polls on here?

I can't wait for beers tomorrow