Pylon 🔜 FE
@pylon.bsky.social
Excuse me, are you a lynx?
Will contain 🔞
Will contain 🔞
I THOUGHT WE ARE STILL MARRIED??!? WTF 😭
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I THOUGHT WE ARE STILL MARRIED??!? WTF 😭
who can I kidnap somewhere along the way :3
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
who can I kidnap somewhere along the way :3
Happy bring your dildo to work day 🥴
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Happy bring your dildo to work day 🥴
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Uhhhhh whos going to VF/Vancoufur and might have room
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Uhhhhh whos going to VF/Vancoufur and might have room
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Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
February 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Quiznos Coyote
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
11”x14” Oil on Canvas
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When there's pandas, there's progress (and preservation) :3
(yappee: @wah.blue) AMAZING COMM BY @tardorjet.bsky.social
(yappee: @wah.blue) AMAZING COMM BY @tardorjet.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
When there's pandas, there's progress (and preservation) :3
(yappee: @wah.blue) AMAZING COMM BY @tardorjet.bsky.social
(yappee: @wah.blue) AMAZING COMM BY @tardorjet.bsky.social
In hindsight they were nowhere as surprised as I expected them to be; this was the LCBO at Highway 7 & 404 in markham so they probably see this all the time 😭
So I went to the LCBO and asked their most expensive bottle of wine. As in, sort price - highest to lowest. They had to pull a manager out to explain the complexity of wine and ofc I couldn't understand any of it
I didn't get carded btw.
I didn't get carded btw.
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
In hindsight they were nowhere as surprised as I expected them to be; this was the LCBO at Highway 7 & 404 in markham so they probably see this all the time 😭
Volkswagen in Zootopia implies the existence of Aardwolf Hitler
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Volkswagen in Zootopia implies the existence of Aardwolf Hitler
Funny thing is, ordinary people have to communicate politely, our emails need to have perfect grammar and word choices appropriate
And the ruling class are like "cool bro let's diddle more children"
Also the only billionaire I met irl was illiterate and had a secretary to read the menu for him so
And the ruling class are like "cool bro let's diddle more children"
Also the only billionaire I met irl was illiterate and had a secretary to read the menu for him so
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Funny thing is, ordinary people have to communicate politely, our emails need to have perfect grammar and word choices appropriate
And the ruling class are like "cool bro let's diddle more children"
Also the only billionaire I met irl was illiterate and had a secretary to read the menu for him so
And the ruling class are like "cool bro let's diddle more children"
Also the only billionaire I met irl was illiterate and had a secretary to read the menu for him so
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Tony hawk pro Concord
Art for @ @DethIsAbove
Art for @ @DethIsAbove
February 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Tony hawk pro Concord
Art for @ @DethIsAbove
Art for @ @DethIsAbove
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here's me and my carefully bred cat family ready to adventure!
featuring my favorite son (he looks a little...different, be nice to him) 🐈
featuring my favorite son (he looks a little...different, be nice to him) 🐈
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
here's me and my carefully bred cat family ready to adventure!
featuring my favorite son (he looks a little...different, be nice to him) 🐈
featuring my favorite son (he looks a little...different, be nice to him) 🐈
Semi truck crash so bad that when i asked for a scene photograph brother gave me a google streetview link 😭
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Semi truck crash so bad that when i asked for a scene photograph brother gave me a google streetview link 😭
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February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Socks are just paw bulges
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Socks are just paw bulges
is it dildos or dildoes
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
is it dildos or dildoes
I just hauled everything into the hotel and the room is literally unfinished under renovation there's nothing, no bed sheets. no towels, no toilet paoer
Front desk is gone so guess Im homeless uwu
Front desk is gone so guess Im homeless uwu
Yes it happened
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I just hauled everything into the hotel and the room is literally unfinished under renovation there's nothing, no bed sheets. no towels, no toilet paoer
Front desk is gone so guess Im homeless uwu
Front desk is gone so guess Im homeless uwu
Yes it happened
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Yes it happened
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
It's the big concert day and I went to the wrong concert venue in the wrong city
Channeled Jetlag big thigh twink energy and ran to the correct city made it with 2 minutes to spare
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#NSFW: nudity
Caked-up nerd cats are becoming somewhat of a specialty.
Ref sheet upgrade for @shirosiri.us of their lynx, Rhys! #furryart
Caked-up nerd cats are becoming somewhat of a specialty.
Ref sheet upgrade for @shirosiri.us of their lynx, Rhys! #furryart
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
#NSFW: nudity
Caked-up nerd cats are becoming somewhat of a specialty.
Ref sheet upgrade for @shirosiri.us of their lynx, Rhys! #furryart
Caked-up nerd cats are becoming somewhat of a specialty.
Ref sheet upgrade for @shirosiri.us of their lynx, Rhys! #furryart