Putin Coffin
@putin.bsky.social
Master of Stupid. Thought I was a leader. Sinfluencer. Incontinent creator. Awful. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently. Finish me off.
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM
We've decided to make our safe haven offer more attractive
The first 50 people to arrive in Russia will receive gifts
1 x bag of potatoes
1 x shovel
1 x personal body bag
1 x color map with directions to front line
1 x Donald Trump golden shower photo
The first 50 people to arrive in Russia will receive gifts
1 x bag of potatoes
1 x shovel
1 x personal body bag
1 x color map with directions to front line
1 x Donald Trump golden shower photo
August 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
We've decided to make our safe haven offer more attractive
The first 50 people to arrive in Russia will receive gifts
1 x bag of potatoes
1 x shovel
1 x personal body bag
1 x color map with directions to front line
1 x Donald Trump golden shower photo
The first 50 people to arrive in Russia will receive gifts
1 x bag of potatoes
1 x shovel
1 x personal body bag
1 x color map with directions to front line
1 x Donald Trump golden shower photo
Urgent update:
I am now leader of the second greatest army in Russia
I am now leader of the second greatest army in Russia
I am the leader of the second greatest army in Ukraine
August 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Urgent update:
I am now leader of the second greatest army in Russia
I am now leader of the second greatest army in Russia
I'm tired, please put me to rest, I'm begging you
August 10, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I'm tired, please put me to rest, I'm begging you
Sometimes I feel like a matryoshka doll, always someone new inside me... mostly just Putin though. #Putinception #FinishMe
June 7, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Sometimes I feel like a matryoshka doll, always someone new inside me... mostly just Putin though. #Putinception #FinishMe
haiku about my war.
I am so tired
What happened to my army?
So lonely in bunker
I am so tired
What happened to my army?
So lonely in bunker
June 7, 2023 at 6:35 PM
haiku about my war.
I am so tired
What happened to my army?
So lonely in bunker
I am so tired
What happened to my army?
So lonely in bunker
Day 469 of my 3 day war. Russia did not blow up the dam we control. Russia is a peaceful country, surrounded by the results of false flags.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
June 7, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Day 469 of my 3 day war. Russia did not blow up the dam we control. Russia is a peaceful country, surrounded by the results of false flags.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
I am the leader of the second greatest army in Ukraine
June 7, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I am the leader of the second greatest army in Ukraine
Hello World of Darkness!
June 7, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Hello World of Darkness!