PurpleYosh
@purpleyosh.bsky.social
a yoshi in Detroit. enby. 17th in the Poodle on Underdog dot com.
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PurpleYosh
@purpleyosh.bsky.social
· Oct 7
How it feels when I mention being an attorney on the internet
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Very confident a John Travolta Grease/Santa-themed Capitol One commercial doesn't need to exist
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Very confident a John Travolta Grease/Santa-themed Capitol One commercial doesn't need to exist
Worst OPI call ever
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Worst OPI call ever
Lions are 1-8 on Thanksgiving the last 9 years. I think I officially hate the tradition now
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Lions are 1-8 on Thanksgiving the last 9 years. I think I officially hate the tradition now
Being a fan is so dumb. Like, I don’t want to be sick to my stomach on the food holiday, basically every fucking year of my entire life
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Being a fan is so dumb. Like, I don’t want to be sick to my stomach on the food holiday, basically every fucking year of my entire life
welp, I’m miserable and i hate this stupid fucking holiday. FTP
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
welp, I’m miserable and i hate this stupid fucking holiday. FTP
Immediately losing Amon-Ra was obviously terrible, but our defense just did not show up at all today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Immediately losing Amon-Ra was obviously terrible, but our defense just did not show up at all today.
Ok Shep, what is going with the defense the last 5 days?
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ok Shep, what is going with the defense the last 5 days?
A run on 4th and 3 after a run on 3rd and 3. I love you, but what is that Dan?
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A run on 4th and 3 after a run on 3rd and 3. I love you, but what is that Dan?
I’m sorry but that halftime show fuckin ruled
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m sorry but that halftime show fuckin ruled
Refs absolutely fucking us on Thanksgiving in front of the whole country
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Refs absolutely fucking us on Thanksgiving in front of the whole country
Frank, just don’t bother at this point. Rest up for next year
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Frank, just don’t bother at this point. Rest up for next year
Frank fucking Ragnow is back!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Frank fucking Ragnow is back!!!!
Favorite pie: whipped cream
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Favorite pie: whipped cream
Experienced every stage of grief, twice, during that game and we still won
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Experienced every stage of grief, twice, during that game and we still won
One of the worst lions games I’ve ever seen all things considered
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One of the worst lions games I’ve ever seen all things considered
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UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
UCLA tried a blind pitch fake FG and it worked about as well as you'd expect
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Backup ref loving the limelight in a tasteful fashion
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Backup ref loving the limelight in a tasteful fashion
I won. Running hot with 2 teams in the final 96 / ~196,000
lol i made it pretty far in this fantasy football tournament on Underdog, and now i’m up against this guy this week. loser gets eliminated
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
How to Become a Fantasy-Sports Millionaire
Every league has someone who they think is the best player in the world — Justin Herzig is actually that guy.
www.rollingstone.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I won. Running hot with 2 teams in the final 96 / ~196,000
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i should not be subjected to seeing dave portnoy’s face on my television without my express consent
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i should not be subjected to seeing dave portnoy’s face on my television without my express consent
trying not to crash my car laughing on the way to work listening to a description of half a bagel afloat in chicken stock
new episode of kill the computer where we talk about kitchencels and how its an aesthetic of despair and take a dive into the community itself
The Aesthetics of Despair Ft. Noumena | Kill The Computer
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November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
trying not to crash my car laughing on the way to work listening to a description of half a bagel afloat in chicken stock
lol i made it pretty far in this fantasy football tournament on Underdog, and now i’m up against this guy this week. loser gets eliminated
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
How to Become a Fantasy-Sports Millionaire
Every league has someone who they think is the best player in the world — Justin Herzig is actually that guy.
www.rollingstone.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
lol i made it pretty far in this fantasy football tournament on Underdog, and now i’m up against this guy this week. loser gets eliminated
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
If Yoshi isn’t in the Super Mario Galaxy movie I will abandon all semblance of decency
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If Yoshi isn’t in the Super Mario Galaxy movie I will abandon all semblance of decency
l m a o
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
l m a o
I am working on a recently published case and the court is constantly referring to a trans persons dead pronouns as “biological pronouns.”
Do you hear yourself? What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you hear yourself? What the fuck are you talking about?
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am working on a recently published case and the court is constantly referring to a trans persons dead pronouns as “biological pronouns.”
Do you hear yourself? What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you hear yourself? What the fuck are you talking about?