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If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you’re ready for a crystal haul. 💎🌙 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with a black background, pastel smiley faces, and star accents. The text reads: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” Handle at the bottom: @purplehazecrystals.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This fiery mix is Ruby in Feldspar ❤️🤍 — a blend of passion and grounding energy.
Hot guess or not?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Ruby in Feldspar with red ruby crystals in pale feldspar matrix on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Ruby in Feldspar.” Ruby in Feldspar crystal close-up with caption: “A fiery ruby + grounding feldspar combo of passion and stability.” Ruby in Feldspar crystal with retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Ignites passion | Grounds energy | Strengthens will.” Illustrated crystal heart in hands with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Hot guess or not? / Spicy and grounded.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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💎 Guess the Crystal time! 💎
This one blends fiery passion with grounding energy. ❤️🤍
Any guesses?
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Ruby in Feldspar showing red ruby crystals in a pale feldspar matrix on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Inner peace? Never heard of her. But shiny rocks? That we’ve got covered. 💎✨ Namaste, bitches.

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “At Purple Haze Crystals, we believe that the key to inner peace is spending absurd amounts of money on pretty rocks. Namaste, bitches.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you walk a mile in my shoes… hope you brought cash for the crystal shop 💎😂 #CrystalHumor
Retro-boho meme with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a CRYSTAL SHOP shop.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This turquoise beauty is Amazonite 🌊 — the “Stone of Courage & Truth,” known for calming nerves and encouraging honesty.
Did you vibe with it?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Turquoise Amazonite crystal close-up on a retro swirl background with purple banners. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Amazonite.” Close-up of Amazonite with banner text. Caption says: “Called the ‘Stone of Courage & Truth,’ used in ancient jewelry.” Amazonite crystal with retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Calms nerves | Promotes honesty | Inspires balance.” Illustrated teal crystal heart with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Did you vibe with it? / Truth tellers only.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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👀 Can you guess this week’s crystal?
Hint: It’s known as the “Stone of Courage & Truth.” 🌊
Drop your guess below ⬇️
#GuessTheCrystal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of a turquoise Amazonite crystal with dark inclusions on a retro swirl background. Text at the bottom reads: “Guess the Crystal.”
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Crystals: 47.
Bank account: $4.70.
Worth it. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “When you realize that your crystal collection is growing faster than your bank account.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Crystal lovers only have two modes:
✨ “I need it.”
✨ “But I already have one.”
Decisions, decisions. 😅
Retro-boho style graphic with smiling faces and star doodles on a black background. The text reads: “The ultimate dilemma: Do I buy another powerful crystal? OR Do I actually use the ones I already have? Decisions, decisions.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This bright and bubbly beauty is Orange Calcite 🧡 — the energizer stone that clears stagnant vibes and sparks creativity.
Did you guess this sweet one?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Orange Calcite crystal with bright orange tones on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Orange Calcite.” Orange Calcite crystal close-up with purple banner text. Caption says: “Known as the energizer stone, it’s all about joy and creativity.” Orange Calcite crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Boosts vitality | Clears energy | Sparks creativity.” Illustrated crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Orange you glad?”
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This one looks like sunshine you can hold — or maybe a crystal version of orange sherbet. 🍊💎
Any guesses?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of orange calcite, a crystal with a bold orange color and a slightly waxy, marbled texture. Decorative flower accents sit on the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Overworked? Burnt out? Perfect — I’ve got a shiny rock with your name on it. 💎✨
Inner peace? Optional. Sparkles? Guaranteed.

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. In the center is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “Purple Haze Crystals: Where overworked souls go to trade their sanity for a shiny rock in a false sense of inner peace.”
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Life tests my patience daily. But nothing compares to watching someone casually mishandle a fragile crystal 😳💎
Retro-boho style graphic with smiley faces and star doodles on a black background. The text reads: “I can handle most things in life. BUT seeing someone mishandle a delicate crystal is NOT one of them.” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This swirling purple beauty is Charoite 💜—a rare crystal found only in Siberia. Known for transforming fear into courage and deepening spiritual insight.
Did you guess this one?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Charoite crystal with swirling purple and black patterns on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Charoite.” Charoite crystal close-up with purple banner text. Caption says: “Only found in Siberia, this purple beauty is rare and one-of-a-kind.” Charoite crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Transmutes fear | Encourages insight | Aids release.” Illustrated crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Too rare to care.”
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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When 80 people said “yes” to your sparkly chaos 😭✨
Grateful, unhinged, and thriving.
#SmallBusinessHumor #PurpleHazeCrystals #CrystalVibes #WitchyEnergy
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This purple powerhouse looks like a cosmic swirl trapped in stone. 💜✨
Any guesses?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of charoite, a crystal with swirling patterns in rich purple hues. Decorative flower accents sit on the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be crystal shopping again this weekend. (The reason is ✨crystals✨, but that’s between me and my altar.)

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. Centered is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “Due to personal reasons, I’ll be crystal shopping again this weekend.”
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Drama-free zone powered by shiny rocks 💎 If you’ve got time for chaos, you’re not collecting enough crystals.
Retro-boho meme graphic with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “If you have time for drama, you aren’t collecting enough crystals. Just sayin’…” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This week’s beauty is Ruby in Fuchsite 💚🩷 — a fusion of ruby’s fiery passion with fuchsite’s heart-healing calm.
Did you catch the combo?
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Close-up of Ruby in Fuchsite showing deep green fuchsite with red ruby spots on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Ruby in Fuchsite.” Ruby in Fuchsite crystal close-up with purple banner text. Caption says: “A mix of ruby (fire) + fuchsite (heart), balancing passion and love.” Ruby in Fuchsite crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Opens the heart | Supports balance | Boosts courage.” Illustrated crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Heart on fire, deal with it.”
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Green with pops of pink — and no, it’s not a watermelon. 💎✨
Can you guess this crystal?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of ruby in fuchsite, showing green stone with scattered pinkish-red ruby inclusions. Decorative flower accents sit on the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Me: spending hours finding the perfect crystal to vibe with my aura.
Them: “fast food chakras” 🙄
Sorry babe, I like my energy farm-to-table. 💎✨

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalSnark
Retro-boho graphic with pink, purple, and teal stripes and a purple-black checkerboard border. In the center is a tweet-style post from Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals with a profile photo of a smiling woman. The text reads: “ME: Spending hours at a crystal shop is totally worth it. Gotta find the perfect one to match my aura. Them: Who has time for that kind of self-care nonsense? I'll stick to my fast food chakras, thanks.”
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I should save money this month… BUT have you seen Labradorite flashes?! ✨💎 Priorities.
Retro-boho style meme with smiley faces and stars on a black background. The text says: “I should save money this month. BUT have you seen the flashes in this Labradorite!” At the bottom is the handle @purplehazecrystals.
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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✨ Crystal Reveal Time! ✨
This week’s star is Rainbow Bismuth — a man-made crystal with wild rainbow stair-step patterns. Total technicolor magic.
Did you see it coming? 🌈🔮
#CrystalReveal #AwakenYourEssence #PurpleHazeCrystals
Colorful metallic Rainbow Bismuth crystal with square stair-step formations on a retro swirl background. Text reads: “Crystal Reveal – Rainbow Bismuth.” Close-up of Rainbow Bismuth crystal with purple banner text. Caption says: “Rainbow Bismuth is man-made by heating natural bismuth until it crystallizes into these rainbow structures.” Rainbow Bismuth crystal against retro swirl background. Text reads: “Properties – Inspires imagination | Encourages growth | Strengthens connections to higher realms.” Illustrated teal crystal cluster with sparkles on swirl background. Text reads: “Serving technicolor realness, deal with it.”
October 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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It looks like a disco cube party, but it’s actually a crystal. 💎✨
Can you guess it?

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #CrystalGames
Retro-boho graphic with cream, teal, pink, and purple swirls. In the center is a round photo of rainbow bismuth, showing metallic geometric cube-like formations in iridescent shades of green, purple, gold, and blue. Decorative flowers accent the border. At the bottom, bold text reads: “GUESS THE CRYSTAL.”
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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$100 rock? Worth it. Because sometimes ✨alignment✨ costs more than Amazon Prime. 💎

#PurpleHazeCrystals #AwakenYourEssence #ShinyThingsClub
Graphic with a retro-boho design featuring radiating stripes in pink, purple, and teal with a purple-and-black checkerboard at the bottom. In the center is a mock social media post styled like a tweet. It shows a profile picture of a smiling woman with glasses and curly hair, labeled “Amanda Lyons @purplehazecrystals.” The post text reads: “Purple Haze Crystals – where spending $100 on a rock is totally worth it if it makes you feel more aligned.”
October 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM