Man with the Purple Eyepatch
@purpleeyepatch.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing here, but it seems better than the alternatives.
He/Him, 30+
FFXIV hiatus - Other Games enjoyer - Nap demon
He/Him, 30+
FFXIV hiatus - Other Games enjoyer - Nap demon
Pinned
Hello, new and frightening corner of the internet. I’m here to look at pretty pictures and unwittingly engage with some algorithms!
Some house rules for my profile:
- No bigots.
- No minors.
- No Flyers fans (unless you’re convincing.)
- NSFW posts will be in abundance. Be warned.
Some house rules for my profile:
- No bigots.
- No minors.
- No Flyers fans (unless you’re convincing.)
- NSFW posts will be in abundance. Be warned.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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POV : They're keeping you teased and distracted until the poison finally reaches your heart (not that you would know anything about that).
ғᴇᴀᴛ. - sᴏᴘʜɪᴇ ( @tallgothwife.bsky.social )
{ #xivnsfw | #elezen | #aalvoix }
ғᴇᴀᴛ. - sᴏᴘʜɪᴇ ( @tallgothwife.bsky.social )
{ #xivnsfw | #elezen | #aalvoix }
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
POV : They're keeping you teased and distracted until the poison finally reaches your heart (not that you would know anything about that).
ғᴇᴀᴛ. - sᴏᴘʜɪᴇ ( @tallgothwife.bsky.social )
{ #xivnsfw | #elezen | #aalvoix }
ғᴇᴀᴛ. - sᴏᴘʜɪᴇ ( @tallgothwife.bsky.social )
{ #xivnsfw | #elezen | #aalvoix }
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I'll try and hop into these prompts every now and then ^^
First 3 smashed into one pic, kinda...🤷♀️🤭
#Elftober2025 #Elezen #gposers
First 3 smashed into one pic, kinda...🤷♀️🤭
#Elftober2025 #Elezen #gposers
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'll try and hop into these prompts every now and then ^^
First 3 smashed into one pic, kinda...🤷♀️🤭
#Elftober2025 #Elezen #gposers
First 3 smashed into one pic, kinda...🤷♀️🤭
#Elftober2025 #Elezen #gposers
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August 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
His current one! Folin easily has the raw strength and instincts to be a mercenary of some renown, but he chooses to lift boxes and barrels (and women) instead. Only when pressed for coin does he ever entertain contracts and hunts.
#WoLQuestion | #WoLQoTD
What job or career path would your WoL/OC be exceptionally good at, despite that they have virtually no interest in it (or even a distaste for it)?
What job or career path would your WoL/OC be exceptionally good at, despite that they have virtually no interest in it (or even a distaste for it)?
July 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
His current one! Folin easily has the raw strength and instincts to be a mercenary of some renown, but he chooses to lift boxes and barrels (and women) instead. Only when pressed for coin does he ever entertain contracts and hunts.
Lust is an easy answer, but honestly, it’s Folin’s wrath at the world and what it’s taken from him that’s made him seek solace in his vices.
His bottled up anger informs every single decision he makes, consciously or otherwise.
His bottled up anger informs every single decision he makes, consciously or otherwise.
July 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Lust is an easy answer, but honestly, it’s Folin’s wrath at the world and what it’s taken from him that’s made him seek solace in his vices.
His bottled up anger informs every single decision he makes, consciously or otherwise.
His bottled up anger informs every single decision he makes, consciously or otherwise.
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#WoLQuestion #WoLQotD
What is your WoL/OC’s preferred way to stay in adventuring shape, if any? Do they have a workout routine, a strict diet, ~magical means~? Perhaps it’s a natural byproduct of their profession?
What is your WoL/OC’s preferred way to stay in adventuring shape, if any? Do they have a workout routine, a strict diet, ~magical means~? Perhaps it’s a natural byproduct of their profession?
July 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
#WoLQuestion #WoLQotD
What is your WoL/OC’s preferred way to stay in adventuring shape, if any? Do they have a workout routine, a strict diet, ~magical means~? Perhaps it’s a natural byproduct of their profession?
What is your WoL/OC’s preferred way to stay in adventuring shape, if any? Do they have a workout routine, a strict diet, ~magical means~? Perhaps it’s a natural byproduct of their profession?
Folin doesn’t lie as much as he abstains from telling the whole truth.
He is very good at offering a nugget of truth and moving the conversation right along without elaborating.
He is very good at offering a nugget of truth and moving the conversation right along without elaborating.
July 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Folin doesn’t lie as much as he abstains from telling the whole truth.
He is very good at offering a nugget of truth and moving the conversation right along without elaborating.
He is very good at offering a nugget of truth and moving the conversation right along without elaborating.
I have not played a Pokemans in a very long time. What the hells is a Numel?
June 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I have not played a Pokemans in a very long time. What the hells is a Numel?
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#Junelezen2025 27: Change
ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ sᴏғᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ʜᴏᴡ sʜᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix | #aaonceuponatime }
ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ sᴏғᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ʜᴏᴡ sʜᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix | #aaonceuponatime }
June 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
#Junelezen2025 27: Change
ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ sᴏғᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ʜᴏᴡ sʜᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix | #aaonceuponatime }
ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ sᴏғᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ’s ʜᴏᴡ sʜᴇ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix | #aaonceuponatime }
Positive:
- Can reach the high shelves.
- Can lift you so you can pretend to reach the high shelves.
- Nice beard.
Negative:
- Will taunt you for not being able to reach the high shelves.
- Will not ask before eating the last cookie.
- Alcoholic.
- Can reach the high shelves.
- Can lift you so you can pretend to reach the high shelves.
- Nice beard.
Negative:
- Will taunt you for not being able to reach the high shelves.
- Will not ask before eating the last cookie.
- Alcoholic.
#wolqotd / #wolquestion
Three positive characteristics for your wol / oc? What about three negative characteristics?
Three positive characteristics for your wol / oc? What about three negative characteristics?
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Positive:
- Can reach the high shelves.
- Can lift you so you can pretend to reach the high shelves.
- Nice beard.
Negative:
- Will taunt you for not being able to reach the high shelves.
- Will not ask before eating the last cookie.
- Alcoholic.
- Can reach the high shelves.
- Can lift you so you can pretend to reach the high shelves.
- Nice beard.
Negative:
- Will taunt you for not being able to reach the high shelves.
- Will not ask before eating the last cookie.
- Alcoholic.
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June 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wind-up Folin would idle with his arms crossed.
/poke him? He grunts.
/pet him? He grunts.
/beckon him? He pulls out a mug of ale from the void, downs it, and begrudgingly follows.
/poke him? He grunts.
/pet him? He grunts.
/beckon him? He pulls out a mug of ale from the void, downs it, and begrudgingly follows.
#wolquestion | #wolqotd
If your WoL/OC had a wind-up minion of themselves, what would it do while idle? Would they be independent, obedient, or stationary when summoned?
If your WoL/OC had a wind-up minion of themselves, what would it do while idle? Would they be independent, obedient, or stationary when summoned?
June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wind-up Folin would idle with his arms crossed.
/poke him? He grunts.
/pet him? He grunts.
/beckon him? He pulls out a mug of ale from the void, downs it, and begrudgingly follows.
/poke him? He grunts.
/pet him? He grunts.
/beckon him? He pulls out a mug of ale from the void, downs it, and begrudgingly follows.
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#Junelezen2025 19: Desert
sʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀs ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #thanalan | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
sʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀs ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #thanalan | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
June 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
#Junelezen2025 19: Desert
sʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀs ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #thanalan | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
sʜᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀs ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪᴛ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.
{ #ffxivgpose | #gpose | #thanalan | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
“Wait, you said PORN? I thought you said CORN.” #ThingsOverheardOutside
June 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Wait, you said PORN? I thought you said CORN.” #ThingsOverheardOutside
Everywhere he goes, Folin carries with him a tiny, wooden chocobo carving. It’s crudely made and can just as easily be mistaken for behemoth. Very few know the significance of the carving, and if one tried asking him about it, they might find the conversation swiftly switching course.
#wolquestion / #wolqotd
Does your wol / oc have any dolls, plushies, and or keepsakes? What is their importance if so, and are they still around?
Does your wol / oc have any dolls, plushies, and or keepsakes? What is their importance if so, and are they still around?
June 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everywhere he goes, Folin carries with him a tiny, wooden chocobo carving. It’s crudely made and can just as easily be mistaken for behemoth. Very few know the significance of the carving, and if one tried asking him about it, they might find the conversation swiftly switching course.
June 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Folin’s hands clench into fists, then unclench, as he wrestles with an all-too-common decision: keeping a cool head versus losing his shit.
#wolquestion | #wolqotd
What are subtle signs that your WoL/OC is upset?
Not the obvious signs like sounding or stating that they're sad/angry, but how their body language changes. (ie: Going silent when they're usually chatty, nail biting, clothes/fist gripping, fur/hair puffing or standing, etc)
What are subtle signs that your WoL/OC is upset?
Not the obvious signs like sounding or stating that they're sad/angry, but how their body language changes. (ie: Going silent when they're usually chatty, nail biting, clothes/fist gripping, fur/hair puffing or standing, etc)
June 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Folin’s hands clench into fists, then unclench, as he wrestles with an all-too-common decision: keeping a cool head versus losing his shit.
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#Junelezen2025 14: Lightning
ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ—ɪɴ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀᴍs
{ #ffxivgpose | #gposers | #alamhigo | #rhalgr | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ—ɪɴ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀᴍs
{ #ffxivgpose | #gposers | #alamhigo | #rhalgr | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
June 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#Junelezen2025 14: Lightning
ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ—ɪɴ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀᴍs
{ #ffxivgpose | #gposers | #alamhigo | #rhalgr | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀs ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ—ɪɴ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀᴍs
{ #ffxivgpose | #gposers | #alamhigo | #rhalgr | #elezenhours | #elezen | #aalvoix }
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I will never trust compliments to my carrd because:
1.) I made it in ten minutes and it shows.
2.) Someone repeatedly tries to set up RP with Folin on boosted alts only to vanish during/before the introduction scene, and their “in” always involves praising his carrd.
1.) I made it in ten minutes and it shows.
2.) Someone repeatedly tries to set up RP with Folin on boosted alts only to vanish during/before the introduction scene, and their “in” always involves praising his carrd.
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I will never trust compliments to my carrd because:
1.) I made it in ten minutes and it shows.
2.) Someone repeatedly tries to set up RP with Folin on boosted alts only to vanish during/before the introduction scene, and their “in” always involves praising his carrd.
1.) I made it in ten minutes and it shows.
2.) Someone repeatedly tries to set up RP with Folin on boosted alts only to vanish during/before the introduction scene, and their “in” always involves praising his carrd.
#WoLQuestion #WoLQotD
What is your OC(s) relationship with the divine? Do they put faith in the Twelve, in Kami, in beings of spiritual origin? Are they beholden to a creed?
What is your OC(s) relationship with the divine? Do they put faith in the Twelve, in Kami, in beings of spiritual origin? Are they beholden to a creed?
June 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
#WoLQuestion #WoLQotD
What is your OC(s) relationship with the divine? Do they put faith in the Twelve, in Kami, in beings of spiritual origin? Are they beholden to a creed?
What is your OC(s) relationship with the divine? Do they put faith in the Twelve, in Kami, in beings of spiritual origin? Are they beholden to a creed?