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Purepolarpanzer, AKA Big Papa Puns
@purepolarpanzer.bsky.social
Professional Game Master at Startplaying.games-
https://startplaying.games/gm/purepolarpanzer

Repentant Grognard of a Bygone Age
Queer Northern New Englander
Downright Chummy Guy, If I Do Say So Myself
Happy to be running Draw Steel, Daggerheart, and soon Legends of the Mist professionally. I love a job where I get to revel in non DnD 5e games and make a great community.
August 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Maybe this offer is more polite and will get more of the type of attention (not bots haha). Im a pro GM, hoping to bring artists into my community and hopefully get them opportunities with my clients. I generally charge, but for an artist willing to do 1 piece of art at the end of the campaign.
July 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Went to my local food cupboard. I had a snake in the pit of my stomach because I know how these people voted, but with negative money and bills I knew I had to. 🧵
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Totally realize that art is work and should be compensated. Totally agree that there is no compulsion to trade your art for anything. Totally know that money does work for all of us that can't be replaced with a good story. No argument.
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Im sorry to all the amazing artists who I've talked to and seen the work of today. With the passage of the Bill, I will likely lose my business, healthcare, car, independence, or some combination, and therefore I cannot afford commissions for the foreseeable future. I am sorry for wasting your time.
July 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Recovering from surgery is tough, but business continues! Have two openings in a Daggerheart Learn to Play on Sundays at 11 AM eastern time! All June proceeds go to @startplaying.bsky.social Pride charity partner!
Learn Daggerheart, Fight a Zombie Plague, and Avert a War!
A plague cropping up in a small village leads to drawn blades and angry words between diplomats and petty kings. It's up to you to find the truth and punish the wicked!
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June 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Going into surgery on Wednesday. Going to miss some work, which sucks because my games bring me joy. If anyone can afford some mutual aid, I appreciate anyone who helps keep me afloat.
Donate to Help Ross Prepare and Persevere Through Shoulder Surgeries, organized by Ross Martikke
Hey all. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Ross- Profes… Ross Martikke needs your support for Help Ross Prepare and Persevere Through Shoulder Surgeries
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June 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This one is filling up fast, folks! Currently have 4 players locked in for Mondays at 8:30 PM eastern time (some are still negotiating sign ups) and looking for one more crew member looking for some swashbuckling, airship, floating island fun with us in the brand new ttrpg Daggerheart!
Learn to Play Daggerheart and Take to the Skies!
You'll be joining a humble crew, but fate conspires to make even the most lowly into the heroes of the age. Lead your ship into a bright tomorrow!
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May 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Will have a Daggerheart game up beginning of next week. We're taking to the skies in an airship, sky piracy, and floating island game, likely on a Monday evening and needing 1 to 2 crew for a paid ttrpg experience. Message me if you'd like to try the new system! #ttrpg #daggerheart #dnd
May 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hey Blusky! Just wanted to let the aether know that I'm going to be starting a Fallout 2d20 game on Mondays at 7 PM Eastern! In the hills of North Carolina, a small town sits on a unique deposit of rare earth minerals. This coincidence, along with meddling from Vault-Tec, will lead to a wild journey
Survive and Thrive in the Fallout: North Carolina Wasteland!
Vault 420 is opening it's doors to the Wasteland, and the Overseer is looking for all hands who can scout the Piedmont and help the Vault grow!
startplaying.games
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I really, really hate asking for help, but this upcoming year is going to really suck, and I'd rather ask now then when the angry past due bills start showing up. Any help is appreciated, and anyone who donates is welcome to a glass of homemade wine if you end up in Western Maine with a thirst.
Donate to Help Ross Prepare and Persevere Through Shoulder Surgeries, organized by Ross Martikke
Hey all. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Ross- Profes… Ross Martikke needs your support for Help Ross Prepare and Persevere Through Shoulder Surgeries
gofund.me
April 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I wanted to introduce my newer players to combat in Werewolf the Apocalypse last night, so I put them in the middle of a 3 am drug deal between a vampire and some gang members at a Wafflehouse.
April 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Put down 12 gallons of wine with some friends yesterday. Didn't have a chance to document the results, but so far it's my grape plum that's taken the lead, with my blood orange sangria yet to start bubbling.
April 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Your local professional GM here with some offerings for anyone looking for a #ttrpg on @startplaying.bsky.social !
Dark Fantasy with Symbaroum from #freeleague and Cyberpunk Red from @rtalsoriangames.bsky.social Games are the specials of the week! #dnd #startplaying #cyberpunk
April 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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We are still looking for some players for the Wednesday #vtm Vampire the Masquerade game!

Join us for a bloody good time!

#wod #ttrpg #rpg
Professional Game Master - Storyteller Steve (Vancouver by Night) | StartPlaying
A pro game master who has been running games since the 90s in one form or another. You might know me from various games on Vancouver by Night (https://www.youtube.com/vancouverbynight) where I have ...
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March 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Trump looks like Tupperware that held spaghetti sauce too long and is now permanently orange?
March 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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We had better operational security for the launch of Pathfinder 2nd Edition...
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Hey all! I'm teaching some new players how to play Pathfinder 2e, and could use some more interested players of any experience to fill out my paid game- Pawns n' Pox!
Play Pathfinder 2e Online | Pawns n' Pox-Use Politics and Steel to Avert the War of Plagues!
You find yourself in an abandoned village, wreathed in mists and haunted by the walking dead. Each breath makes you feel weaker, more corrupted. Sent by a local agent of the crown to check on the peop...
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March 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Heya all. If anyone is looking for a Pathfinder 2e custom campaign, I'm trying to get a paid one started on Sundays at 7 PM Eastern US time. It's got elements of survival horror, regional politics and warfare, and low to mid level heroics.
Play Pathfinder 2e Online | Pawns n' Pox-Use Politics and Steel to Avert the War of Plagues!
You find yourself in an abandoned village, wreathed in mists and haunted by the walking dead. Each breath makes you feel weaker, more corrupted. Sent by a local agent of the crown to check on the peop...
startplaying.games
March 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
For anyone with affection for Maine and it's governor, the GOP in our state refused to pass an emergency budget measure. As a result, one of my closest friends, who is in the process of adopting his 3 nieces after their parents failed in their duties, was notified they had lost full benefits.
March 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In case there is any confusion on how many kids are giving the Creamsicle tyrant fits, local Mainer here with receipts from the local paper.
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Zevin Faust locks in a top eight a Pro Tour Aetherdrift in his first Pro Tour which he qualified for by playing in his first RC with Golgari Beanstalk. Pretty sweet.
February 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Still have some openings for cool people who are interested in learning a new TTRPG in a diverse and accepting community. All games are $25 per session, and any session 0's that happen this month will be donated to charity. All times are Eastern USA. Please forgive the ai art, tiny business sins.
Okra Project Charity Event event | StartPlaying
Okra Project Charity Event event. Sign up to run or play games now on StartPlaying.Games.
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February 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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An important point to keep in mind.
February 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM