Pup Bismark the Beardog
@pupbismark.bsky.social
Human pup. Poly. Nudist. Spicy. Good boy. Dattebayo, thot-san.
📍Orlando, FL, USA
🔞 If you aren't 18+ then GTFO
🐶 A stray looking for a pack that deserves me
📍Orlando, FL, USA
🔞 If you aren't 18+ then GTFO
🐶 A stray looking for a pack that deserves me
I hate my brain. Very much.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I hate my brain. Very much.
Get rid of all credit bureaus, credit debt, and credit scores. Housing is a right and houses should be provided free of charge with utilities, remove currency altogether and instead assign value to societal advancement. Everyone gets the option for free primary and secondary education.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Get rid of all credit bureaus, credit debt, and credit scores. Housing is a right and houses should be provided free of charge with utilities, remove currency altogether and instead assign value to societal advancement. Everyone gets the option for free primary and secondary education.
Good Boy Enforcement Agent. Hands above my head for scritches and pats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Good Boy Enforcement Agent. Hands above my head for scritches and pats.
Hey y'all. Long time no see.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hey y'all. Long time no see.
Woke up in the mood to bury my bone 😈
November 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Woke up in the mood to bury my bone 😈
Puppy Halloween party! This is before I got shitfaced lol
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Puppy Halloween party! This is before I got shitfaced lol
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Had a bit of steamy fun over the weekend and came home with souvenir bitemarks 🥴
Also, since I haven't posted in a minute I'm throwing in some butt. As a treat.
Also, since I haven't posted in a minute I'm throwing in some butt. As a treat.
October 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Had a bit of steamy fun over the weekend and came home with souvenir bitemarks 🥴
Also, since I haven't posted in a minute I'm throwing in some butt. As a treat.
Also, since I haven't posted in a minute I'm throwing in some butt. As a treat.
Both the energy at tonight's Hallowren themed pup meet and my own costume malfunction made me feel so awkward and uncomfortable that I left after an hour.
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Both the energy at tonight's Hallowren themed pup meet and my own costume malfunction made me feel so awkward and uncomfortable that I left after an hour.
I work for only 2 days this week and I already dread the shitpile I'll have to slog through.
October 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I work for only 2 days this week and I already dread the shitpile I'll have to slog through.
A Vampire biting someone with Blood clots:
"I love boba".
"I love boba".
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A Vampire biting someone with Blood clots:
"I love boba".
"I love boba".
Submitted as evidence:
October 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Submitted as evidence:
I really like my butt today
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I really like my butt today
Drop something WITCHY 🔮 🖤 🧹
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Drop something WITCHY 🔮 🖤 🧹
I have been absent from the hornies for a little bit while investigating NOLA.
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have been absent from the hornies for a little bit while investigating NOLA.
Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
October 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
How your email has found me
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
How your email has found me
post something random or you’ll have an awful october
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful october
My ass looked fantastic this morning so I thought that I'd share. 🍑
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My ass looked fantastic this morning so I thought that I'd share. 🍑
Puppy/Leather Night! - w/ @omegaorrin.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Puppy/Leather Night! - w/ @omegaorrin.bsky.social
Post a duo
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Post a duo
Wow my supervisor has decided to start treating me like a fucking child so now she gets detached, locked in, nonverbal me.
"Stop talking! If you have nothing to do you can do [task not in my job description]."
Oh I have plenty to do - namely all the little tasks you can't be bothered with.
"Stop talking! If you have nothing to do you can do [task not in my job description]."
Oh I have plenty to do - namely all the little tasks you can't be bothered with.
September 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wow my supervisor has decided to start treating me like a fucking child so now she gets detached, locked in, nonverbal me.
"Stop talking! If you have nothing to do you can do [task not in my job description]."
Oh I have plenty to do - namely all the little tasks you can't be bothered with.
"Stop talking! If you have nothing to do you can do [task not in my job description]."
Oh I have plenty to do - namely all the little tasks you can't be bothered with.