Pup Bismark the Beardog
@pupbismark.bsky.social
Human pup. Poly. Nudist. Spicy. Good boy. Dattebayo, thot-san.
📍Orlando, FL, USA
🔞 If you aren't 18+ then GTFO
🐶 A dedicated Beta dog
📍Orlando, FL, USA
🔞 If you aren't 18+ then GTFO
🐶 A dedicated Beta dog
Noooo I made the mistake of replying to a rando from a FB group after I liked his post and he started hitting me up for pics 😭 my guy I was just trying to give your post some attention I'm not interested in talking to you
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Noooo I made the mistake of replying to a rando from a FB group after I liked his post and he started hitting me up for pics 😭 my guy I was just trying to give your post some attention I'm not interested in talking to you
Can everything just pump the brakes for a second and give me a chance to breathe? Got thrust into a part time caregiver role for the FIL after my MIL passed away, been expected to help with their extensive home cleaning, and now scrambling to use more PTO bc of a court case my partner's involved in.
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Can everything just pump the brakes for a second and give me a chance to breathe? Got thrust into a part time caregiver role for the FIL after my MIL passed away, been expected to help with their extensive home cleaning, and now scrambling to use more PTO bc of a court case my partner's involved in.
QTP with a gif of a powerful woman
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
QTP with a gif of a powerful woman
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) Jockstrap in a random color
2.) Half-eaten serving of tater tots
3.) Bath & Body Works gift card w/ $6 left
4.) Puff protein bar
5.) Handful of Legos
1.) Jockstrap in a random color
2.) Half-eaten serving of tater tots
3.) Bath & Body Works gift card w/ $6 left
4.) Puff protein bar
5.) Handful of Legos
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) Barely used custom pup hood
2.) Ice cold four pack
3.) Phillips Norelco OneBlade
4.) A Silent Hill Encyclopedia that grows in size with each new entry
5.) Corn dog
1.) Barely used custom pup hood
2.) Ice cold four pack
3.) Phillips Norelco OneBlade
4.) A Silent Hill Encyclopedia that grows in size with each new entry
5.) Corn dog
loot that drops after defeating me:
1). enough caffeine to kill a man
2). flannel. much flannel.
3). insatiable hunger for pizza and hairy butt
4). PUPPIES
5). ✨procrastination✨
1). enough caffeine to kill a man
2). flannel. much flannel.
3). insatiable hunger for pizza and hairy butt
4). PUPPIES
5). ✨procrastination✨
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
1.) Jockstrap in a random color
2.) Half-eaten serving of tater tots
3.) Bath & Body Works gift card w/ $6 left
4.) Puff protein bar
5.) Handful of Legos
1.) Jockstrap in a random color
2.) Half-eaten serving of tater tots
3.) Bath & Body Works gift card w/ $6 left
4.) Puff protein bar
5.) Handful of Legos
Me: "I have a free afternoon without any expectations or chores!
Also me:
Also me:
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Me: "I have a free afternoon without any expectations or chores!
Also me:
Also me:
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Moira Rose thread ❤️
January 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Moira Rose thread ❤️
Yay my eyesight has only shifted slightly in the past 2 years!
Boo my eyes have to be dilated. 😢
Boo my eyes have to be dilated. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Yay my eyesight has only shifted slightly in the past 2 years!
Boo my eyes have to be dilated. 😢
Boo my eyes have to be dilated. 😢
QTP with a great female villain!
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
QTP with a great female villain!
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Name your fave dinner scene
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Name your fave dinner scene
Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand.
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January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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I finally made a Pupspace account. Look for me under username "Bismark"!
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I finally made a Pupspace account. Look for me under username "Bismark"!
On a better note, I filed my taxes and paid off my credit cards bc unless I'm doing *something* my anxiety of being a huge fuckup will skyrocket again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
On a better note, I filed my taxes and paid off my credit cards bc unless I'm doing *something* my anxiety of being a huge fuckup will skyrocket again.
Had a really severe backslide in my mental health this evening, and I'm forcing myself to examine it as a series of physical sensations like my therapist told me to.
- fear
- discomfort
- tight muscles
- pulse in my face
- shallow breathing
- throat/chest tightness
...🧵 /1
- fear
- discomfort
- tight muscles
- pulse in my face
- shallow breathing
- throat/chest tightness
...🧵 /1
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Had a really severe backslide in my mental health this evening, and I'm forcing myself to examine it as a series of physical sensations like my therapist told me to.
- fear
- discomfort
- tight muscles
- pulse in my face
- shallow breathing
- throat/chest tightness
...🧵 /1
- fear
- discomfort
- tight muscles
- pulse in my face
- shallow breathing
- throat/chest tightness
...🧵 /1
I spent my day in a chaotic whirlwind of trying to both pump out production and answer my supervisors raging ADHD-inspired questions – all while my arm and shoulder were aching to the point where I believed I was having a heart attack.
How was everyone else's Wednesday?
How was everyone else's Wednesday?
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I spent my day in a chaotic whirlwind of trying to both pump out production and answer my supervisors raging ADHD-inspired questions – all while my arm and shoulder were aching to the point where I believed I was having a heart attack.
How was everyone else's Wednesday?
How was everyone else's Wednesday?
Pink mesh tank top!
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Pink mesh tank top!
New favorite pup shirt! Artist: @tittybats.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
New favorite pup shirt! Artist: @tittybats.bsky.social
Ok, if you weigh over 200lbs drop a pic
We trying to see something.. 👀
We trying to see something.. 👀
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Ok, if you weigh over 200lbs drop a pic
We trying to see something.. 👀
We trying to see something.. 👀
Pup went to the groomer and got all snazzy! I even smell good!
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Pup went to the groomer and got all snazzy! I even smell good!
Serena Williams, her husband, and their daughter were seated next to us at a restaurant in Orlando Citywalk
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Serena Williams, her husband, and their daughter were seated next to us at a restaurant in Orlando Citywalk
I hate being a bother.
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hate being a bother.
I hate being invited to theme parks bc I'm not a ride person – mosylt roller coasters are out of the question for me and the rest just aren't that interesting so I go for the ambience and the shopping.
I just feel like I bring the whole mood down for the group.
I just feel like I bring the whole mood down for the group.
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I hate being invited to theme parks bc I'm not a ride person – mosylt roller coasters are out of the question for me and the rest just aren't that interesting so I go for the ambience and the shopping.
I just feel like I bring the whole mood down for the group.
I just feel like I bring the whole mood down for the group.